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Cora. 28. Lover of contemporary poetry, rock music, and coffee. If I live with you, I tolerate you.

[ollywithacamera]

Why don’t you love me?

[cburtons]

Oh, shut up.

You look like that cat who looks angry all the time. It's not very becoming.

[charlie-dunnam]

Not really, no. But you know, sometimes I have to, sometimes you all don’t think I should be allowed to sleep.

Yeah, your moods, you’re doing that thing with your lips where you pout super hard and your eyebrows are just furrowed, but I guess that noise does get annoying.

[cburtons]

You sleep so much sometimes we believe you're dead.

... I don't do that.

[evelyn-woods]

Why is there no good alcohol in this place? No tequila, no vodka. There’s not even cheap wine. 

[cburtons]

Because everybody in this house seems to be a raging alcoholic.

[stcrdustandroses-blog]

Well, if you want help finding a way to make them stop — I’m your lady. 

It’s seriously interrupting my beauty sleep. 

[cburtons]

Oh, God forbid, your beauty sleep.

[elaine-dipaolo]

Just… Be sure to be careful. If you do choose to speak to them. They’re just doing their job. 

[cburtons]

Right outside my window. 

[elaine-dipaolo]

…What will you do to make it stop? Please don’t say you’ll kill someone. I do not have the funds to bail you out of jail. 

[cburtons]

I'll just use my astounding charisma to vacate them from our property. 

[charlie-dunnam]

Nah, I’ve been considering boarding mine up because the light wakes me up far before I’m actually ready to wake up.

You in one of your moods again? Do I need to go dig around for some coffee or candy or something?

[cburtons]

Are you ever actually ready to wake up?

My moods, Charlie? No. Spare me the caffeine. 

[ollywithacamera]

That you mean with love? Of course, you only hold affection towards me.

[cburtons]

The closest affection you will ever receive from me is me pushing you out the window.

[charlie-dunnam]

…I thought that sound was Olly deciding he wanted to give his room a ‘new look’ again…

[cburtons]

Oh, for the love of God, no. Do you ever look out a window?

[elaine-dipaolo]

Yeah, it’s been making me drink twice my usual coffee amount because it gets so damn hard to sleep at night.

[cburtons]

C'est la vie, or carpe diem, or whatever. 

It'll end soon enough, or I'll make it end. 

[ollywithacamera]

It’s in the most loving way possible though, promise.

[cburtons]

It isn't like it's a surprise. I mean, I call you dumbass behind your back, but you're pretty well aware, right?

[ollywithacamera]

This seems like the perfect time for to inform you that we’ve started to call you cranky pants behind your back.

[cburtons]

The walls are particularly thin in this house-- I'm well aware. 

[cburtons]

It has gotten to the point in which that the incessant construction going on outside my window has become music to my ears. At what point will these imbeciles finish digging a simple hole?

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