“Consider me charmed – like Cinderella at the ball,” Riley quipped at her peculiar friend. If this were anyone else, they would probably be offended that they were joking over murder. Though in Riley’s mind – at least they were still joking. “So who do you think did it? Mrs. Peacock? Colonel Mustard? Oh, no it’s most certainly Professor Plum, I just, just – have a feeling.”
“professor plum, really? i have my suspicions about miss scarlet.” the more macabre the subject, the happier cal is to joke about it, and a murder so close to home is exactly his brand of fun. “but will the culprit come forward, that’s the real thinker. and where the fuck is she?” if whoever took the body buried her somewhere boring, the disappointment will haunt him forever.













