[bodyglitter]

im bout to go check my account balance please keep me in your prayers

[bodyglitter]

[anxietyproblem]

[latenights]

I like hearing “I want you to come” instead of “you can come if you want”

[demisatyr]

my nasty ass was confused bc i thought this was about busting a nut

[2distant-deactivated20180225]

i love being called baby like that’s so cute like you my baby too come here lemme give a kiss

[feministism]

[memescomedy]

[maryjasonmason]

twin size mattress // the front bottoms

[fluffy-peraltiagos]

B99 Has:

- adressed how bad it is for black people/LGBT+ officers in the workforce, and how they are often discriminated against

- had a female latina come out as bisexual ON SCREEN, and have her come out to her parents but they are not accepting right away

- a healthy relationship between a man and a woman that doesn’t involve them being major dickheads to eachother, cheating, or jealousy. they support and love eachother and are their own people. Amy isnt just “Jake’s girlfriend/Jake’s fiancé/Jake’s wife” she’s Amy Santiago, her own person

- shown how an abscense of a parent affects someone, and how even if the parent comes back into your life it still has an affect on you

- a black man with a family, who is a police officer, walks down the street of his OWN NEIGHBORHOOD and gets stopped by a white officer for “looking suspicious” even though he was simply walking in his own neighborhood. It’s very clear in the episode that Terry was stopped because he was a black man

- has adopted kids be represented, and also considered an option. Charles and Genivive had also adopted an older kid(Nikolaj is 7 if i can remember correctly), most older kids arent really looked at because they’re older

- healthy friendships

- the arguments/disputes are settled with both parties apologizing and understanding eachother, not with a half assed apology

- women who don’t bring eachother down, and have good relationships with eachother

- an episode where two characters have to deal with a sexual assult case, in a flashback Amy and Jake have several incidents(IE: the coffee guy telling Jake to have a nice day, but Amy that she looks pretty. a guy looking for a cop and Amy proudly presenting herself, but when Jake comes around the guy goes to HIM and not to AMY who’s in full uniform). Talking about how difficult for women when they go through sexual assult. Doesn’t make fun of or glorify sexual assult and can still be funny while talking about a serious subject

God I Love This Show

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[owinousreblogs]

[monochromemedic]

I was looking up Chuck E Cheese Lore

Can you imagine going to chuck e cheese as a kid around 1977-1983 and some robot rodent comes alone and just goes

‘You like that fucking pizza you dumb fatass? That’s right go eat that shit up and then play in the ball pit where I piss.’

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dspressed]

I am, unfortunately, all panic and no disco

[saulgoodmn-deactivated20150902]

[thunderpopcola]

[discounteddeath]

thunderpopcola:

This is how you lose her. 

You lose her when you forget to remember the little things that mean the world to her: the sincerity in a stranger’s voice during a trip to the grocery, the delight of finding something lost or forgotten like a sticker from when she was five, the selflessness of a child giving a part of his meal to another, the scent of new books in the store, the surprise short but honest notes she tucks in her journal and others you could only see if you look closely.

You must remember when she forgets. 

You lose her when you don’t notice that she notices everything about you: your use of the proper punctuation that tells her continuation rather than finality, your silence when you’re about to ask a question but you think anything you’re about to say to her would be silly, your mindless humming when it is too quiet, your handwriting when you sign your name in blank sheets of paper, your muted laughter when you are trying to be polite, and more and more of what you are, which you don’t even know about yourself, because she pays attention.

She remembers when you forget. 

You lose her for every second you make her feel less and less of the beauty that she is. When you make her feel that she is replaceable. She wants to feel cherished. When you make her feel that you are fleeting. She wants you to stay. When you make her feel inadequate. She wants to know that she is enough and she does not need to change for you, nor for anyone else because she is she and she is beautiful, kind and good.

You must learn her. 

You must know the reason why she is silent. You must trace her weakest spots. You must write to her. You must remind her that you are there. You must know how long it takes for her to give up. You must be there to hold her when she is about to. 

You must love her because many have tried and failed. And she wants to know that she is worthy to be loved, that she is worthy to be kept.

And, this is how you keep her.

[freakishly-insanecupcakez]

[hashtagparksandrec]

happy Galentine’s Day!

[memewhore]