Handsome Rogue

Here because I need to be, not because I want to be.

[cefromagegrille]

Bonsoir.

The team is making a move on this platform–as per Miss Pauling's suggestion of building a reputation. I wasn't going to create one of these 'blogs' until I learned that the Soldier did as well. If anybody were to destroy our celebrital reputation, it would be that simpleton. Especially when paired with any of the other Offense mercenaries. Luckily, one can't write and the other has cognitive functional disorders. Or maybe they both have that...

Ça ne fait rien.

As is the nature of public amusement, I am available for... questions.

Alright, fellas. Here's an updated roster 'cause we ain't had our numbers or nun in the old one and it was drivin' me mad. Offense: 1. S

[cefromagegrille]

I would like to know how to block my colleagues.

[leadshootingcupid]

He hates the truth, ya know how it is with him.

[cefromagegrille]

Talking to yourself, Mundy? Even despite all those bar trips, some things never change.

[leadshootingcupid]

'Least I know how to keep myself company without bein' a bougie prick 'bout it.

[cefromagegrille]

You mean quietly? Yes, I tend to keep myself company this way.

[cefromagegrille]

omg grandpa’s backkkk 💞💖💗

I have not reached that stage. Regardless, I am back!

[cefromagegrille]

I would like to know how to block my colleagues.

[leadshootingcupid]

He hates the truth, ya know how it is with him.

[cefromagegrille]

Talking to yourself, Mundy? Even despite all those bar trips, some things never change.

[cefromagegrille]

Okay.... so your WIFE isnt single, nor is your totally hypothetical son... are you single?

No.

[cefromagegrille]

If you could marry anyone on the team, who?

I would first kill myself.

[cefromagegrille]

I would like to know how to block my colleagues.

[stars-stripes-and-rockets]

americas gift to all men has returned. welcome back. do you prefer yaoi or yuri

THANK YOU, SON!

• • •

What are these terms?

[justthescout]

Pretty sure those are in French, Solly

[stars-stripes-and-rockets]

French people are terrorists and they don’t deserve this good soil.

@cefromagegrille

[cefromagegrille]

Why must you @ me for this?

[cefromagegrille]

Okay, so your wife isn't single... then hypothetically, if you had a son, would this totally hypothetical son be single?

Only in my dreams would a woman want him.

[cefromagegrille]

merry halloween year. this is me cause i’m excited are your xicted?????

We had a good time.

[cefromagegrille]

Hey man, is your wife single? 😏

Non.

[cefromagegrille]

can i braid your butt hairs

...No.

[cefromagegrille]

take a seamripper to every 3rd stitch in his clothes

Good idea.

[cefromagegrille]

Someone gave gramps back his phone access whoopsie

I am simply not attached to the internet.

[cefromagegrille]

you should graffiti snipers van or smth .. or maybe cut holes in his clothes

I shall.

[cefromagegrille]

Are you and the team going to dress up for Halloween again? I really enjoyed your invisible man costume.

We most likely reuse the same costumes nowadays. Really the only ones who consistently change it is are Pyro, Scout, and the monkey-fathers.

[cefromagegrille]

But, yes. Always.

[cefromagegrille]

Are you and the team going to dress up for Halloween again? I really enjoyed your invisible man costume.

We most likely reuse the same costumes nowadays. Really the only ones who consistently change it is are Pyro, Scout, and the monkey-fathers.