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✪ Jonathan ✪ He/him ftm

[ryzselo]

My single contribution to the PHM fandom

[problematickinker]

I lied, I don’t even like sex! Yeah, that’s right. Now put your clothes back on and piss your pants.

What? You don’t want to do that? Well that’s fine, i’ll just press on your bladder until you have no choice!

[kusali]

Time to remember this marvelous tweet

[ordr]

framing pussy as something small and passive and receptive is fun but limiting. like yeah yeah tight wet pussy getting pounded. whatever. love that. im also here for fat cunt smothering and clamping down violently around fingers and dicks like industrial machinery & i highly recommend you get into it too

[ordr]

uhhh shout out to meek passive dick that just twitches and leaks all over the place while waiting to be used like a dildo. you matter too

[twinkleomorashi]

People need to stop saying they are gonna pee themselves whenever they’re excited or laughing. I’m sick of these empty promises.

[taydivorce]

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

[celestial-seasonings427]

I jerk off till my penis scrweam

[pastaswag]

Friends to lovers is THE HEALTHIEST trope to exist. Because what do you mean you were in love with me PLATONICALLY, you were in love with my jokes, my music, my humor, my personality, everything but me physically until you realized that you love me in another way.

I hope to experience it one day.

Its true yearning, not wanting to ruin the friendship, talking to each other till 4am, the are we more than friends?, until they finally confess.

Nothing changes though, they just kiss sometimes.

[celestial-seasonings427]

My only concievable ship trope

[celestial-seasonings427]

My sister is becoming a looksmaxxer tf

[celestial-seasonings427]

Huh I really haven’t been on twitter in a while lemme che-

CHARLIE HEATON AND NATALIA DYER HAVE BROKEN UP

[originaldouble]

Human rocky and pebble grace

[fishpie64]

I like to think this is what was going through his head

[digitalmyyth]

use your bestie as a table #mytable

[cadenzable]

I tried hot yoga for the first time the other day and almost passed out so naturally he must also suffer 🧘

[celestial-seasonings427]

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

[friccahacked]

i pledge allegiance.......to the flag......

[celestial-seasonings427]

I wish bro

[ssentinl]

the way i’ve started to recognize ai writing is if it seems like something mike or robin would say in season 5

[winn-folfhard]

Friends? No thanks. Dick!

[pankendev]

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

[oliviaflies06]

What’s in the bag: Ryland Grace style

(Getting dragged along to meetings means bag searches happen quite often. He is NEVER ready)

Credit for the list goes to @official-dr-ryland-grace

[celestial-seasonings427]

This is the most depressing phone case I’ve ever seen