Someone Get The Fire Extinguisher

Hi I'm Clyde and I'm here to burgle your turts

[cephii]

Important???

I'm moving to a new account because I can't stand the safety filter so um u can follow me @killuakiin 👏🏼🌝👌🏼 thank u for your time and have a nice day

[haineki]

overcoming ur anxiety to go out with friends

[babyanimalgifs]

My sister was so happy to eat her burger and then….

(via @SydneyEngle)

[memescomicsfunny]

B*tch, I’m fabulous

[cephii]

hey loser

Hey fuckwad 

1. First impression? oH HEY LOOK A COOL PERSON

2. Truth is: uwu very cool lame owo what’s this? 

3. How old do you look? 4,000,000,000 you indeed are the oldest and wisest creature on this planet 

4. Have you ever made me laugh? no duh you fucking slinky 

5. Best feature? Ur hair it is very soft

7. Have I ever had a crush on you? Not that I recall

8. You’re my? 32nd consecutively purchased copy of Minions 

9. Your name in my phone? I’m pretty sure it’s just jean but I’m too lazy to check

10. Should you post this? iF U WANT 

[cephii]

Hey nerd >:)

Watch your language >;^[ u fucking spork 

okay um

1. First impression? A Very tiny gay child very soft much love wow

2. Truth is: A VERY VERY TINY GAY CHILD VERY SOFT MUCH LOVE WOW WOW

3. How old do you look? U look like 13 idk 

4. Have you ever made me laugh? hUNTY YES You’re the reason my discord server is just a mess of senpai 

5. Have you ever made me mad? I don’t ever recall a time no ur too soft 

6. Best feature? dO I HAVE TO CHOOSE?????

7. Have I ever had a crush on you? No im gay

8. You’re my: WAIFU DESU NYAA 

9. Ur discord name and ur url 

10. Should you post this? Yeah truth is i jumped back in time and told u to post this so you’re welcome u doorknob

[jealousgf-deactivated20150509]

mutuals this is actually really fun go

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression: 2. Truth is:  3. How old do you look:  4. Have you ever made me laugh: 5. Have you ever made me mad:  6. Best feature: 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: 8. You’re my: 9. Name in my phone: 10. Should you post this too?

[eyezehuhh]

[tocif]

[bonbonbunny]

The opening:

The anime:

[kotortwo]

kicks open the swinging doors to ur saloon wearin THESE

[hisoka-of-the-day]

Today’s Hisoka of the day is: Turning in the essay he finished at 5 am last night

[memestashhash]

[jake-clark]

[kaldicuct]

Actually, you can. Go masturbate. It releases more dopamine into your system.

[angelicbreadroll]

im constantly jacking off and i still want to die so science is lying to you

[thegaymerist]

“how’s your summer?”

[dailymeruem]

is your last finger on your hands your pinky OR your ring finger??????

????!??!!!!!!???,,,,,..!!!???!??   1! ? ? ?,,

[phucnghinguyenhoang]

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