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[cupcakelogic]

a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball

[nitrogen]

By Kersti

[racial]

why water taste like that

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

like… what

[racial]

you right 

[chronicallycreepinginactive]

I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

[halalcocaine]

the older you get the more you appreciate just chilling at home doing nothing

[bluehairedunicorn]

Therapist: You’re a nice person

Friends: You’re a nice person

Family: You’re a nice person

Me: Yeah but what if I’m actually shit

[hedonist--poet-deactivated20240]

Can you imagine the world if we only saw souls and not bodies?

Hira (via hedonistpoet)

[markv5]

Вечная дилемма котиков

[ambermaitrejean]

[grainbake]

a house, 1:46pm

instagram: cheersbeerz

[elderberryoxymel-deactivated202]

I gave this dude off tinder my number and all he’s done is send me pictures of his rock collection and it’s the best thing that’s ever come out of tinder tbh

[and-down-we-go]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

[seekingdyke]

ATTENTION NYC FOLKS: In case you haven’t noticed, it’s very cold outside. The city has issued a Code Blue Weather Emergency, which means no one who is homeless and seeking shelter will be denied. Should you see an individual who appears to be homeless and in need out in the cold, please call 311, give a description of the person and the location, and an outreach team will be dispatched to assist. You don’t have to do anything else but call. You don’t need to approach the person, or wait for anyone to arrive. Just #Call311

Whether you are in NYC now or not, please copy/paste/share! It doesn’t take much effort on your part and could immensely help those in need.

[septemberequinox]

this was posted january 4th 2018 so this is currently relevant

[just-shower-thoughts]

If its a requirement to give a two weeks notice before you quit a job, shouldn’t the job be required to give you a two weeks notice before firing you?

[ithelpstodream]

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

Jesus fuck look how expensive college is compared to everything else

[misscherrylikesthediscourse]

Why are people so obsessed with sticking homeless people in trailers when there are enough empty homes to go round??? STOP.

[jungledgeorge]

Donald Trump on climate change

😒

[in-all-conscience-deactivated20]

Damn that’s a fantastic analogy.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

im fucking crying this is so funny