I think too much

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I am not transitioning from female to nonbinary...

I am transitioning from a female human into a biblically accurate angel.

"Be not afraid."

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Me just brushing my teeth and getting ready for bed

My dragon instincts: MMMMM YES STEAL THE DOOR HANDLE IT IS SHINY AND NICE AND YOU COULD CHEW ON IT LIKE A BONE!!! LONG SHINY BONE IS OURS NOW!! MMMMM YES I STEAL AND ADD TO PILE OF- oh wait. I can’t open the door without the handle...

Me snapping out of my crazed state: FaTheR I require ASSISTANCE!

My Dad: What? Its like Midnight??

Me trying to not get scolded for my love of shiny: The door handle fell off!

My Dad: Fine. 

To this day I have not told him of my desire to chew the handle. It sparkles and shimmers and I must have it for myself. I am human but one day I will emerge out of my meat cocoon and have all the shinies and bones to myself. I WILL FEAST ON THOSE WHO TAKE MY TREASURE AND HAVE SLEEPOVERS WITH PRINCESSES THAT SOLVE MY RIDDLES!!! FOR I AM DRAGON!!!