one of the returning anons in freaksaken-headcanons & freakblox-headcanons
!!!<18 DNI PLS!!! thanks :D
archive blog and nsft blog for these two dads
yes I know guest is canonically married. idc. it's a fandom.
expect me to be a freak today and not be a freak the next day lol
NSFT BLOG! PLS STAY OUT IF YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE OR ARE A MINOR!!!
ahem. hellooooo :)
yeah I made a blog. I wanted keep track of all the submissions I sent over to freaksaken-headcanons and reblog em here while also getting myself to not feel shameful about this side of me by using these two fathers as my lab rats (go check their blog out btw. all the mods are coolio)(minors dni tho)
anyways some basic info:
- just call me CEO or mousse (as in anonymous. mousse. hell yeah I'm a fucking poet)
- he/him
- chronically online
- (probably) gay mlm
- bro who said asexuals aren't freaky
- avid fan of 1337n7
- bottom/sub guest 1337 truther
- (just cuz i saw gb do this) click here to view my anonsona!
rules and tags
shipping me with other anons is aight. gives me an excuse to practice drawing suggestive stuff so long as the other anon I get shipped with consents to it
write with tone tags pls
let's follow proper fandom etiquette, pls. keep in mind the three laws of fandom when interacting w me (DL;DR, YKINMK, and SALS)
since this is an nsft blog, MDNI. I will block u if u interact with my posts while being 17 and below
not rlly used to heavy nsfw art yet but I'm getting there. pls don't send in uncensored prono :)
some might call me "lime enjoyer" so don't send anything nsft that are too taboo for my taste (non-con, detrans, force sys, incest, necrophilia, etc.)/too unhygienic in terms of sex (watersports, scat, emetophilia, etc.)
^ in the event that I do post some slightly extreme/taboo stuff, just know that everything I say about such things are purely fantasy. I do not condone to such activities nor will I ever act upon them irl. thought crimes are a hoax created by society trying to push the "purity culture" mindset onto others.
some days I'll feel freaky, some days I won't. pls check tags just in case u wanna send me some freaky deeky shit.
I don't wanna talk about drama about s**l anymore nor do I WANT to make any more drama-related posts because my brain will make me think I'm a bad person for having an opinion if I speak up about it. this is an nsft blog and I won't condone shit like that anymore. during times where my mental health goes downhill, I will have to block you if I see a post in ur blog talking about drama related to IT.
→ #tears💦 - nsft posts/reblogs (u can send me nsft stuff if you see me post stuff with this tag)
→ #campus🧡 - sft posts/reblogs (don't send me nsft stuff if you see me post stuff with this tag)
→ #oh hi🗑 - answering asks (both nsft and sft)
→ #omg who wrote this??📝 - nsft work made by moi
→ #💞(insert kink/ship)💞 - posts with my fav kinks/ships
→ #we're having soft tacos later💛 - posts with moots/ppl I like
I'll add more to this if it is necessary. anyways, welcome to my shit show of a blog. strap in (I mean the seatbelt. put that down.) cuz it's gonna get wild.
i got a uti and it fucking sucks. pissing blood is very not fun. 0/10 don't reccomend
anyway, i can't stop fantasizing guest getting a massage and it turning into gentle and very sensual sex. his partner's working on his back, smoothing out the knots, and it feels so good—even when it hurts, guest feels like he can't get enough. slowly, as their hands inch lower and lower, a finger starts circling his rim, and he's too relaxed to do much, just sighing contently and propping his hips a bit higher. rubbing his back while fingerfucking him, smoothing his sides while putting your dick in, maybe reaching around to the front to "massage" his pecs as you move in and out... ough
so sorry to hear that man 😔 u take care of urself and drink more water alright? (dk if I can say that. I heard water helps but I think it only works before you get it)
but fuck yeah dude. massage that turns into gentle and sensual sex sounds so fucking good aughhhhhhhhhh I wish more fics had these....
sitting in my car before clocking in at work and thinking about guest trying weed for the first time and matt and daisy are both with him. they smoke sometimes and guest preferred to stay sober, but just this once he was willing to get stoned with them. little did he know, being high made him horny, and before he knew it his hands were in his own pants
oh my god, off topic but my period tracker app just sent me a notification starting with "sex". is it sentient??? does it know??? hello????
ur tracker might actually be sentient and forgot to add question marks
also, I love this hc sm you got no idea gb. we love getting high and horny around these parts 🙏
this idea's been rattling around in my head for the last couple days
daisy's an experimentalist freak, and guest loves going along with her if it makes her happy and feel good. one day she confesses she's always thought it'd be hot if she walked in on her partner cheating on her. she said it without much care, having told guest more of her perverted fantasies before, making them both relatively desensitized.
guest remembers this though, and decides to surprise her. he goes drinking one night to see if he can find someone to take home, and finds 007n7. guest isn't evil, and tells 007n7 everything, that he's a married man but her wife is into cuckoldry. 007n7's a bit sad that this is just a sex thing, as he finds guest a very likeable man and wouldn't mind dating him, but honestly having the opportunity to have sex with such a handsome man makes it worth it. hopefully they can remain friends afterwards?
and yeah. daisy entering her house after work or something and calling for guest, but the house is quiet except for some faint creaking and... moaning? she's confused, walking towards the source, just for her to find guest having sex with someone she's never seen in her life.
honestly, she should be horrified, jealous, hurt, angry, anything negative would be understandable here. but she's not. instead, her face blushes furiously and she can feel herself getting hot down there.
yeah idk. daisy fingering herself while watching 1337n7 fuck ❤️
builderman x veeronica where builderman is ranting about how much he hates the generative ai shit and vee looks sad and he's like "NO NOT YOU I LOVE YOU I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT BULLSHIT GEMINI AND CHATGPT"
idk funny idea
veeronica my daughter you aren't like those generative slop pls you're so much better TT
i don't know if you got the first ask i sent talking about this but i'm still horny for orgasm denial guest
just... guest being left in a room with one of 007n7's clones while he goes out to do errands, and he's fucked just so so that it's not enough to cum but he's always riding the edge. uegdh and after that, guest thinks 007n7 will finally let him cum, but instead he puts him in a cock cage shjzenjd... guest is reasonably frustrated but also so so turned on by this, so any of his complaints are half-hearted.
i'm really really into long-term (and occasionally permanent) orgasm denial... imagine 007n7 catches guest jerking himself off, and as punishment he keeps his cock locked up nice and tight for a couple weeks, maybe even a month or two. even better if seven frequently fucks or touches guest to keep him riled up and needy... having to go to errands in his cage, dipping into the bathroom to try and relieve it even a little dhdhfhhdsbauzbsh i'm so hard right now
guest, daisy, and a bunch of his friends all go partying at a bar, but daisy has guest put a buttplug in beforehand. whenever he moves in his seat, it moves in him, and by the end of the night his face is red (not entirely from alcohol) and he is practically whining, pawing at daisy like a sad little mutt
I think sometimes 7 hypnotizes guest a little too well and he dozes off instead of going into a proper trance. This is more likely to happen if guest is already exhausted. Guest gave n7 permission to still use him even if he’s asleep so its fine but 7’s still like “oh oops”
imagine 1337n7 bought a dildo that's an exact replica of guest's dick for whatever reason. guest is out doing errands or something, maybe working, and 007n7 decides to use it because he's bored and lonely. neither of them knew that the dildo was voodoo(???), so all of the sudden guest feels this amazing tight warmth wrap around his cock, which is so strange because he is almost certain nothing is touching it except his boxers. he tries to ignore it at first, but it quickly becomes more than he can bear to put up with in public, and he makes a dash for the nearest bathroom and decides to savor this strange pleasure. he and 007n7 cum, and when 007n7 finally takes the dildo out to clean it, he is taken aback to find cum leaking out of his ass
007n7 edging guest by tying him up and having one of his clones constantly fuck him just right so that he's close to the edge but can't cum. 7n7 leaves him like that for the day while he does chores and runs errands around the house, checking in on the soldier to make sure he's alright. when the clone finally despawns, guest is a shivering half-conscious drooling leaking mess. 007n7 swears if he so much as breathed on his cock, he'd cum
ueeuhgrfhg and imagine 007n7 still doesn't get him off after. he waits until guest is flaccid enough, puts him in a cage, and never lets him cum. ouhfff im really into long-term (and occasionally permanent) orgasm denial... guest usually being locked up for a couple weeks at a time. one time he gets caught jerking himself off so 007n7 locks his dick up for 2-3 months as punishment, especially if they fuck often or 007n7 at least teases guest daily. ouhffg
i'm so horny for guest right now, specifically lasttime. tw for masochism 👍
hear me out: masochist two time who wants guest to uh, flog them or choke them or something. they really want it, and guest wants to go along, but he's too damn nice and is too scared to actually hurt them. so, two time (consensually) eggs and goads him, even poking at mental sore spots to get guest upset or angry and have him take it out on them. like guest is spanking two time or something but he's being too gentle for their liking, so they bring up a fuckup he had that cost someone's life in a round, and he gets upset and starts subconsciously hitting them harder. i dunno, i think two time is the biggest masochist ever and guest is a big softie
my friend and i were talking about guest hypno and it turned into molly and daisy hypnotising and training their puppies (guest and matt)
what if they like.... told them to make out and edge each other?
while the ladies watch and get off to it....?
idk......
alternatively, molly and daisy tell their puppies that they have to fuck each other without stopping until they say so before they're allowed to please them..........
i saw your aphrodisiac post and that's so real. like, what if 007n7 gets hit with a really strong aphrodisiac and guest volunteers to watch him until it wears off so he doesn't do anything stupid under the effects, and he doesn't know if it's him or being around 007n7 is making the aphrodisiac rub off on him, but goddamn seeing him as such a mess is really making his mind wander... 7n7 fucking him hard and desperate, barely in a state of mind to consider making guest feel good too, and when he cums he doesn't stop... safe to say guest gets a boner from his daydreams and he and 7n7 go wild
HELL YEAH GB THAT'S THE GOOD SHIT!!!1!1!1!1! 💞💞💞💞💞
