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shitpost? more like… um… uh um

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I fucking hate everything this is apparently a sub (new account @hoverboardmuncher)

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English Sucks (Implementing the concepts of each letter throughout November) -Chapter 2: B

B: As in bad

B (supposed to have on overline but i’ll just strikethrough it): as in dad

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how the fuck did music get me a weird taste in my mouth

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finished blond about a minute ago, that shit fucked me up bro. I’m sick to my stomach right now and I don’t know what to say. Go listen to blond by frank ocean man

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holy FUCK blonde is peak

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just listened to ITYWTD (abt 20-30 minutes ago and i’m replaying) by tyler… 🥹 absolute peak

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English Sucks 1: Implementing the concepts of each letter throughout November -Chapter 1: A

(Pronunciation 1) Āā: as in hāte, or māke

(Pronunciation 2) Aa: as in bad, or trash

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I’m going to reveal my intentions in due time. The second book will be a cousin but not related. A twin that isn’t a sibling so to speak. A Number of things will happen, and I’m gonna be so fucking fr being mysterious is exhausting and this is just a way to teach myself not to jump the gun on everything, I (surprisingly) think a lot about language and so follow to see that ig

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she hallo on my ween til I trick her treat

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bitch I’m autistic that’s why I’m so literistic

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english sucks 1: Implementing the concepts of each letter throughout november (Prologue: The Alphabet)

A

B

E

F

H

I

J

K

L

M

N

O

P

R

S

T

U

W

Y

Don’t question any decisions I make until I reveal their identity as a letter. Just you wait. Every day is a new letter’s day, and you see all of their pronunciations.

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how the fuck do you explain yoai anime to a medieval peasant? Like you would have to first explain what gay people are like “you know how in this hierarchy, the men are higher up? What if both of them were men?” MP: “but the bible!” E: “sure bud” and then explain like anime so it’s

“imagine if someone performed a play, but later you could see that same play again without them needing to perform it again?” and then explain animation “it’s like if the king’s portrait could be shown with motion, and he could see it again and again!”. and then explain cartoons like “well we watch them for pure happiness” and then explain anime “well some moving portraits come from elsewhere, and some of these ones make people’s genitals happy” instead and then say “well some people like the gay part” and then give him one blue taki and a sip of baja blast

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snail 1: How will I know he feels the same? how will I know that our time taken to run towards each other, from rain through shine isn’t in vain? How will we know? How will I ever understand the outcome? a 50/50 between a waste of a life and an end wrapped in each other’s arms, which will it be?

Snail 2: How do I tell him snails aren’t gay

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snail 2: like he definitely is coming in way too hot how do I tell him

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snail 1: How will I know he feels the same? how will I know that our time taken to run towards each other, from rain through shine isn’t in vain? How will we know? How will I ever understand the outcome? a 50/50 between a waste of a life and an end wrapped in each other’s arms, which will it be?

Snail 2: How do I tell him snails aren’t gay

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why is the imminent feeling and truth of death simultaneously feel shortened and lengthened by small rectangle that you think a number is funny on and cheese sticks

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polyglot sounds like an F-slur variant dedicated polyamorous people

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spider-man writer: So, pow or scale?

Writer 1: if he pows he would DEFINITELY beat green goblin.

Writer 2: I don’t really think he would