Dipper Pines the Cervitaur

Monster Falls Dipper Pines | Cervitaur | Banner art and pfp by @abyssal-author-and-artist | He's a little fucked up

[cervitaur-dipper]

Oh, hey.

I'm Dipper Pines, and I'm a cervitaur.

I'd, uh, honestly rather not give out too much right off the bat? Just a. A gut feeling. I've lost a lot of memories recently, actually. Kinda hard to tell everyone what I've been up to if you can't remember it, right? Not like I think I want to.

Anyways, come talk to me! I'm more than happy to talk about anything, really! I. I think.

My head hurts.

OOC under cut

This is. Really fucking insane. It was supposed to be normal and then it got not okay really fast.

Dipper will speak in green.

Dipper's being tortured by a Bill! Say hi to @theburningeyeofdawn, the Bill who's responsible for all of this! Yes I asked them to, this was all super agreed upon before. It was sort of improvised but I did immediately go "don't kill or maim the kid and we're chill" so yeah. Blame that Bill for everything here. (This is a joke, I literally asked for it and just be nice, okay?)

We have a memory gun! I repeat, we have a memory gun!

He has killed before and I might make him kill again, but he won't kill another person unless they ask, and even then, under extreme duress.

Ground rules: No nsfw asks - asks containing curse words, gore, death, or references to any of the bullshit I've had Dipper do are allowed, but nothing adult. No GoFundMe asks - it's a roleplay blog, sorry. Can't do much here! Don't be afraid to interact! I don't bite! (Well, he might threaten to stab you with his antlers but he's pretty harmless. More mentally scarred than anything.)

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[cervitaur-dipper]

HI THERE! BIG-ME SAID TO HELP YOU GET YOUR LOST MEMORIES BACK! DO YOU MIND IF I POP IN AND HELP OUT IN THERE? (-|

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

Oh! Uh, h-hi? Good to see you? I'm, uh, not sure. If I want my memories back. If I forgot then there's probably a good reason for that. I'm, uh, not sure. Also maybe meddling in my head might hurt you? Because, uh, I might have used a memory gun? Not sure if you know but those aren't... safe.

[paradoxtriangle]

HM... WELL, BIG-ME SAID IT WOULD BE SAFE AS LONG AS I DON'T GO NEAR ANY BLUE FIRES OR ANYTHING... I HAVEN'T REALLY GONE INSIDE PEOPLE'S MINDS MUCH BEFORE, TO TELL THE TRUTH... BUT I SHOULD BE OKAY! I TRUST HIM! BESIDES, I OWE HIM A FAVOR FROM MY DEAL WITH HIM, AND THIS IS WHAT HE WANTED! :P

[cervitaur-dipper]

What he... wanted? And a big you...

Oh. Oh no. It's him isn't it. I don't- oh no it better not be the version of you I'm thinking of. The one who- nope, nope, not thinking about that.

*He shakes his head and stamps his hoof anxiously.*

Not thinking about that. Listen, how about we do something else? Like not go into my head.

[paradoxtriangle]

... Well, I can't just say "The Deal's Off" to a guy who can kill me in an instant.

. . .

er... YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BRING BACK EVEN ONE THING YOU FORGOT TO THE SURFACE FOR YOU?

[cervitaur-dipper]

Depends. You don't want to hurt me, right? Because if you don't want to hurt me you can do it, I guess, but if I even think you want to hurt me...

*He pulls the memory gun out of his vest and enters his own name into it, leaning forward slightly.*

I won't hesitate to erase you.

[paradoxtriangle]

... I DIDN'T PLAN ON HURTING YOU??? BUT... THAT... THAT SCARES ME, WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE.

[cervitaur-dipper]

Trust me. It would hurt me as much as it would hurt you. And as long as you don't hurt me deliberately, I won't use it. It's probably fine. I'm just a little paranoid from time to time. I genuinely don't believe you want to hurt me, so think of it just as a little... extra security blanket. For my own peace of mind. I won't use it.

[paradoxtriangle]

... UM... OKAY! I'LL TRUST YOU! I'M SURE BIG-ME WOULDN'T PUT ME IN A DANGEROUS SITUATION ON PURPOSE! :P

... LET ME JUST, UH... FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET IN THERE...

[He lands on and stands on top of deer-per's head for a moment.]

... UH... I ASSUME ANY OLD FORGOTTEN MEMORY WILL DO, RIGHT?

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He swallows slightly and tries to keep very still.*

Yeah. Yeah. Just anything. Whatever you touch first. I don't care.

[paradoxtriangle]

... mmmOKAY! SURE THING!

[He pops out of his body, leaving it behind as a "hat", and climbs into Deer-per's mind, going on a hunt for buried memories.]

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He shudders violently at the feeling before going slack as his mind is rooted around in.*

[paradoxtriangle]

[He goes as deep as he can go in search of forgotten memories.]

... SO UH, HOW OFTEN DO YOU USE THAT THINGY? ... WAIT, ARE YOU EVEN CONSCIOUS RIGHT NOW...? CAN YOU HEAR ME...?

... NEVERMIND, JUST UH... ... ... PRETTY SURE I FOUND 'EM!

[He grabs the first door in reach when he's pretty sure he's reached everything forgotten and starts dragging it with him back to where he came from.]

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He makes a slight noncommittal noise when he's asked the question, but doesn't respond otherwise. A door in his head creaks open to reveal a reel of him wiping his own memories but it's brief and very fragmented. He's unable to respond consciously, though.*

[cervitaur-dipper]

HI THERE! BIG-ME SAID TO HELP YOU GET YOUR LOST MEMORIES BACK! DO YOU MIND IF I POP IN AND HELP OUT IN THERE? (-|

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

Oh! Uh, h-hi? Good to see you? I'm, uh, not sure. If I want my memories back. If I forgot then there's probably a good reason for that. I'm, uh, not sure. Also maybe meddling in my head might hurt you? Because, uh, I might have used a memory gun? Not sure if you know but those aren't... safe.

[paradoxtriangle]

HM... WELL, BIG-ME SAID IT WOULD BE SAFE AS LONG AS I DON'T GO NEAR ANY BLUE FIRES OR ANYTHING... I HAVEN'T REALLY GONE INSIDE PEOPLE'S MINDS MUCH BEFORE, TO TELL THE TRUTH... BUT I SHOULD BE OKAY! I TRUST HIM! BESIDES, I OWE HIM A FAVOR FROM MY DEAL WITH HIM, AND THIS IS WHAT HE WANTED! :P

[cervitaur-dipper]

What he... wanted? And a big you...

Oh. Oh no. It's him isn't it. I don't- oh no it better not be the version of you I'm thinking of. The one who- nope, nope, not thinking about that.

*He shakes his head and stamps his hoof anxiously.*

Not thinking about that. Listen, how about we do something else? Like not go into my head.

[paradoxtriangle]

... Well, I can't just say "The Deal's Off" to a guy who can kill me in an instant.

. . .

er... YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BRING BACK EVEN ONE THING YOU FORGOT TO THE SURFACE FOR YOU?

[cervitaur-dipper]

Depends. You don't want to hurt me, right? Because if you don't want to hurt me you can do it, I guess, but if I even think you want to hurt me...

*He pulls the memory gun out of his vest and enters his own name into it, leaning forward slightly.*

I won't hesitate to erase you.

[paradoxtriangle]

... I DIDN'T PLAN ON HURTING YOU??? BUT... THAT... THAT SCARES ME, WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE.

[cervitaur-dipper]

Trust me. It would hurt me as much as it would hurt you. And as long as you don't hurt me deliberately, I won't use it. It's probably fine. I'm just a little paranoid from time to time. I genuinely don't believe you want to hurt me, so think of it just as a little... extra security blanket. For my own peace of mind. I won't use it.

[paradoxtriangle]

... UM... OKAY! I'LL TRUST YOU! I'M SURE BIG-ME WOULDN'T PUT ME IN A DANGEROUS SITUATION ON PURPOSE! :P

... LET ME JUST, UH... FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET IN THERE...

[He lands on and stands on top of deer-per's head for a moment.]

... UH... I ASSUME ANY OLD FORGOTTEN MEMORY WILL DO, RIGHT?

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He swallows slightly and tries to keep very still.*

Yeah. Yeah. Just anything. Whatever you touch first. I don't care.

[paradoxtriangle]

... mmmOKAY! SURE THING!

[He pops out of his body, leaving it behind as a "hat", and climbs into Deer-per's mind, going on a hunt for buried memories.]

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He shudders violently at the feeling before going slack as his mind is rooted around in.*

[cervitaur-dipper]

HI THERE! BIG-ME SAID TO HELP YOU GET YOUR LOST MEMORIES BACK! DO YOU MIND IF I POP IN AND HELP OUT IN THERE? (-|

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

Oh! Uh, h-hi? Good to see you? I'm, uh, not sure. If I want my memories back. If I forgot then there's probably a good reason for that. I'm, uh, not sure. Also maybe meddling in my head might hurt you? Because, uh, I might have used a memory gun? Not sure if you know but those aren't... safe.

[paradoxtriangle]

HM... WELL, BIG-ME SAID IT WOULD BE SAFE AS LONG AS I DON'T GO NEAR ANY BLUE FIRES OR ANYTHING... I HAVEN'T REALLY GONE INSIDE PEOPLE'S MINDS MUCH BEFORE, TO TELL THE TRUTH... BUT I SHOULD BE OKAY! I TRUST HIM! BESIDES, I OWE HIM A FAVOR FROM MY DEAL WITH HIM, AND THIS IS WHAT HE WANTED! :P

[cervitaur-dipper]

What he... wanted? And a big you...

Oh. Oh no. It's him isn't it. I don't- oh no it better not be the version of you I'm thinking of. The one who- nope, nope, not thinking about that.

*He shakes his head and stamps his hoof anxiously.*

Not thinking about that. Listen, how about we do something else? Like not go into my head.

[paradoxtriangle]

... Well, I can't just say "The Deal's Off" to a guy who can kill me in an instant.

. . .

er... YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BRING BACK EVEN ONE THING YOU FORGOT TO THE SURFACE FOR YOU?

[cervitaur-dipper]

Depends. You don't want to hurt me, right? Because if you don't want to hurt me you can do it, I guess, but if I even think you want to hurt me...

*He pulls the memory gun out of his vest and enters his own name into it, leaning forward slightly.*

I won't hesitate to erase you.

[paradoxtriangle]

... I DIDN'T PLAN ON HURTING YOU??? BUT... THAT... THAT SCARES ME, WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE.

[cervitaur-dipper]

Trust me. It would hurt me as much as it would hurt you. And as long as you don't hurt me deliberately, I won't use it. It's probably fine. I'm just a little paranoid from time to time. I genuinely don't believe you want to hurt me, so think of it just as a little... extra security blanket. For my own peace of mind. I won't use it.

[paradoxtriangle]

... UM... OKAY! I'LL TRUST YOU! I'M SURE BIG-ME WOULDN'T PUT ME IN A DANGEROUS SITUATION ON PURPOSE! :P

... LET ME JUST, UH... FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET IN THERE...

[He lands on and stands on top of deer-per's head for a moment.]

... UH... I ASSUME ANY OLD FORGOTTEN MEMORY WILL DO, RIGHT?

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He swallows slightly and tries to keep very still.*

Yeah. Yeah. Just anything. Whatever you touch first. I don't care.

[cervitaur-dipper]

HI THERE! BIG-ME SAID TO HELP YOU GET YOUR LOST MEMORIES BACK! DO YOU MIND IF I POP IN AND HELP OUT IN THERE? (-|

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

Oh! Uh, h-hi? Good to see you? I'm, uh, not sure. If I want my memories back. If I forgot then there's probably a good reason for that. I'm, uh, not sure. Also maybe meddling in my head might hurt you? Because, uh, I might have used a memory gun? Not sure if you know but those aren't... safe.

[paradoxtriangle]

HM... WELL, BIG-ME SAID IT WOULD BE SAFE AS LONG AS I DON'T GO NEAR ANY BLUE FIRES OR ANYTHING... I HAVEN'T REALLY GONE INSIDE PEOPLE'S MINDS MUCH BEFORE, TO TELL THE TRUTH... BUT I SHOULD BE OKAY! I TRUST HIM! BESIDES, I OWE HIM A FAVOR FROM MY DEAL WITH HIM, AND THIS IS WHAT HE WANTED! :P

[cervitaur-dipper]

What he... wanted? And a big you...

Oh. Oh no. It's him isn't it. I don't- oh no it better not be the version of you I'm thinking of. The one who- nope, nope, not thinking about that.

*He shakes his head and stamps his hoof anxiously.*

Not thinking about that. Listen, how about we do something else? Like not go into my head.

[paradoxtriangle]

... Well, I can't just say "The Deal's Off" to a guy who can kill me in an instant.

. . .

er... YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BRING BACK EVEN ONE THING YOU FORGOT TO THE SURFACE FOR YOU?

[cervitaur-dipper]

Depends. You don't want to hurt me, right? Because if you don't want to hurt me you can do it, I guess, but if I even think you want to hurt me...

*He pulls the memory gun out of his vest and enters his own name into it, leaning forward slightly.*

I won't hesitate to erase you.

[paradoxtriangle]

... I DIDN'T PLAN ON HURTING YOU??? BUT... THAT... THAT SCARES ME, WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE.

[cervitaur-dipper]

Trust me. It would hurt me as much as it would hurt you. And as long as you don't hurt me deliberately, I won't use it. It's probably fine. I'm just a little paranoid from time to time. I genuinely don't believe you want to hurt me, so think of it just as a little... extra security blanket. For my own peace of mind. I won't use it.

[cervitaur-dipper]

HI THERE! BIG-ME SAID TO HELP YOU GET YOUR LOST MEMORIES BACK! DO YOU MIND IF I POP IN AND HELP OUT IN THERE? (-|

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

Oh! Uh, h-hi? Good to see you? I'm, uh, not sure. If I want my memories back. If I forgot then there's probably a good reason for that. I'm, uh, not sure. Also maybe meddling in my head might hurt you? Because, uh, I might have used a memory gun? Not sure if you know but those aren't... safe.

[paradoxtriangle]

HM... WELL, BIG-ME SAID IT WOULD BE SAFE AS LONG AS I DON'T GO NEAR ANY BLUE FIRES OR ANYTHING... I HAVEN'T REALLY GONE INSIDE PEOPLE'S MINDS MUCH BEFORE, TO TELL THE TRUTH... BUT I SHOULD BE OKAY! I TRUST HIM! BESIDES, I OWE HIM A FAVOR FROM MY DEAL WITH HIM, AND THIS IS WHAT HE WANTED! :P

[cervitaur-dipper]

What he... wanted? And a big you...

Oh. Oh no. It's him isn't it. I don't- oh no it better not be the version of you I'm thinking of. The one who- nope, nope, not thinking about that.

*He shakes his head and stamps his hoof anxiously.*

Not thinking about that. Listen, how about we do something else? Like not go into my head.

[paradoxtriangle]

... Well, I can't just say "The Deal's Off" to a guy who can kill me in an instant.

. . .

er... YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BRING BACK EVEN ONE THING YOU FORGOT TO THE SURFACE FOR YOU?

[cervitaur-dipper]

Depends. You don't want to hurt me, right? Because if you don't want to hurt me you can do it, I guess, but if I even think you want to hurt me...

*He pulls the memory gun out of his vest and enters his own name into it, leaning forward slightly.*

I won't hesitate to erase you.

[cervitaur-dipper]

HI THERE! BIG-ME SAID TO HELP YOU GET YOUR LOST MEMORIES BACK! DO YOU MIND IF I POP IN AND HELP OUT IN THERE? (-|

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

Oh! Uh, h-hi? Good to see you? I'm, uh, not sure. If I want my memories back. If I forgot then there's probably a good reason for that. I'm, uh, not sure. Also maybe meddling in my head might hurt you? Because, uh, I might have used a memory gun? Not sure if you know but those aren't... safe.

[paradoxtriangle]

HM... WELL, BIG-ME SAID IT WOULD BE SAFE AS LONG AS I DON'T GO NEAR ANY BLUE FIRES OR ANYTHING... I HAVEN'T REALLY GONE INSIDE PEOPLE'S MINDS MUCH BEFORE, TO TELL THE TRUTH... BUT I SHOULD BE OKAY! I TRUST HIM! BESIDES, I OWE HIM A FAVOR FROM MY DEAL WITH HIM, AND THIS IS WHAT HE WANTED! :P

[cervitaur-dipper]

What he... wanted? And a big you...

Oh. Oh no. It's him isn't it. I don't- oh no it better not be the version of you I'm thinking of. The one who- nope, nope, not thinking about that.

*He shakes his head and stamps his hoof anxiously.*

Not thinking about that. Listen, how about we do something else? Like not go into my head.

[cervitaur-dipper]

heyyy!! GREETINGS, cervitaur-dipper! THIS IS DIP&MABES INC. WE ARE THRILLED WITH YOUR AGREED PARTISIPATIN PATICIPATION IN THE TRUTH SERUM TEST TRIALS! YOUR PARTICIPATION WILL VALUE US IN THE FUTURE. FOR THE START OF THIS EXPERIMENT, PLEASE ANSWER THESE 5 QUESTIONS HONESTLY ON A SEPARATE SHEET OF NOTEBOOK PAPER. DO NOT MAKE THESE ANSWERS KNOWN. WE WILL USE THESE ANSWERS LATER. ONCE YOU ANSWER THESE 5 QUESTIONS, PLEASE REPORT TO DIMENSION 811442513114 WITH YOUR ANSWERS AND THIS INVITATION LETTER. 1. Do you think life has a meaning? 2. Do you think you are a good or bad person? 3. Are you happy? How are you feeling right now? 4. What is your biggest regret? 5. What does "love" mean to you? Do you like love? THANK YOU!

-Dipper & MABEL!!!

Dip&Mabes Incorporated.

( @dippers-starbooks / @mabels-scrapbooks )

*He takes in a deep breath and fills out the paper.*

1. Do you think life has a meaning? No. I think life is pointless and painful and nowhere near worth anything. I think that if there is a meaning, it's pain, and that's too sad to believe and it's less painful to believe that there is no meaning.

2. Do you think you are a good or bad person? Bad person. I'm not a good person. If I ever was, I'm not anymore.

3. Are you happy? How are you feeling right now? Not happy. Scared. Want to use my memory gun again. I won't, though. Scientific integrity and all.

4. What is your biggest regret? Letting Bill get anywhere near me.

5. What does "love" mean to you? Do you like love? I'm honestly not sure. I guess I think of platonic love first. Familial love. That sort of love. And I guess I just haven't thought about it in a while.

[mabels-scrapbooks]

*She grabbed the paper, not looking at it.* Thank you! Now, I'm gonna stab you with the serum before my brother asks you some questions. You okay with the fact it's gonna sting?

[cervitaur-dipper]

Yeah, I am. What's a little pain in the face of science, after all?

*He laughs nervously and turns slightly to allow her access to his deer half if she needs to stab his legs or side.*

Go right ahead.

[mabels-scrapbooks]

*She injected him with the golden serum. It stung. Badly. She counted to 15.*

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He winces a little but manages to keep extremely still and his face extremely neutral. He breathes in and out once.*

[mabels-scrapbooks]

Shooould've kicked in by now...

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He nods.*

Okay, well, then ask away I guess. I don't know what it's supposed to feel like? Am I doing something wrong? I- I'm freaking out a little, sorry, haven't really had much conversation with people who aren't Bill recently and-

*He slaps his hands over his mouth, his eyes wide and mortified. After a second, he moves his hands away.*

Well. I just overshared. I think it's working.

[dippers-starbooks]

Definitely working. First question...do you think life has a meaning?

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He tilts his head and thinks for a second before replying.*

I think it really depends on how you choose to look at it. Personally, I don't want to assume that there's some sort of grand design for everything, because that takes all the fun out of it. If there's nothing in the world to try and discover, then there is no point. But I also believe that it can be really hard and painful to search for meaning in life, so sometimes it's just easier to pretend there's nothing.

*He shrugs.*

In the end, I subscribe to the idea that searching for meaning is, in itself, the meaning. It's just a little hard to look for meaning beyond surface level right now.

[dippers-starbooks]

that's a good way to look at it. Question two... Do you think you are a good or bad person?

[cervitaur-dipper]

Morality is relative and there is no such thing as a good or bad person. Being a "good person" is far too complex to be summarized in a yes or a no. The closest you can get is whether or not you want to hurt people. And I don't. I do not want to hurt other people for my own gain. I might hurt people. I have hurt people. If you think that hurting people makes you a bad person then I'm a bad person, but if you think it depends on context then no, I don't think I am. Really depends on how you look at it.

[dippers-starbooks]

interesting way to view it....

next question. Are you happy? How are you feeling right now?

[cervitaur-dipper]

About as good as I can. With all the memory loss that's pretty good, honestly. I could be doing much worse, and I'm glad I'm better right now. I'm still scared and I still want to grab the memory gun I got from tt and wipe a few memories, but honestly? Right now I'm not bad.

[dippers-starbooks]

memory gun...okayy...next question.. What is your biggest regret?

[cervitaur-dipper]

Letting Bill get close to me. Or make that deal with me when Mabel was putting on that puppet show. Or really just anything with Bill. I regret Bill.

[cervitaur-dipper]

heyyy!! GREETINGS, cervitaur-dipper! THIS IS DIP&MABES INC. WE ARE THRILLED WITH YOUR AGREED PARTISIPATIN PATICIPATION IN THE TRUTH SERUM TEST TRIALS! YOUR PARTICIPATION WILL VALUE US IN THE FUTURE. FOR THE START OF THIS EXPERIMENT, PLEASE ANSWER THESE 5 QUESTIONS HONESTLY ON A SEPARATE SHEET OF NOTEBOOK PAPER. DO NOT MAKE THESE ANSWERS KNOWN. WE WILL USE THESE ANSWERS LATER. ONCE YOU ANSWER THESE 5 QUESTIONS, PLEASE REPORT TO DIMENSION 811442513114 WITH YOUR ANSWERS AND THIS INVITATION LETTER. 1. Do you think life has a meaning? 2. Do you think you are a good or bad person? 3. Are you happy? How are you feeling right now? 4. What is your biggest regret? 5. What does "love" mean to you? Do you like love? THANK YOU!

-Dipper & MABEL!!!

Dip&Mabes Incorporated.

( @dippers-starbooks / @mabels-scrapbooks )

*He takes in a deep breath and fills out the paper.*

1. Do you think life has a meaning? No. I think life is pointless and painful and nowhere near worth anything. I think that if there is a meaning, it's pain, and that's too sad to believe and it's less painful to believe that there is no meaning.

2. Do you think you are a good or bad person? Bad person. I'm not a good person. If I ever was, I'm not anymore.

3. Are you happy? How are you feeling right now? Not happy. Scared. Want to use my memory gun again. I won't, though. Scientific integrity and all.

4. What is your biggest regret? Letting Bill get anywhere near me.

5. What does "love" mean to you? Do you like love? I'm honestly not sure. I guess I think of platonic love first. Familial love. That sort of love. And I guess I just haven't thought about it in a while.

[mabels-scrapbooks]

*She grabbed the paper, not looking at it.* Thank you! Now, I'm gonna stab you with the serum before my brother asks you some questions. You okay with the fact it's gonna sting?

[cervitaur-dipper]

Yeah, I am. What's a little pain in the face of science, after all?

*He laughs nervously and turns slightly to allow her access to his deer half if she needs to stab his legs or side.*

Go right ahead.

[mabels-scrapbooks]

*She injected him with the golden serum. It stung. Badly. She counted to 15.*

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He winces a little but manages to keep extremely still and his face extremely neutral. He breathes in and out once.*

[mabels-scrapbooks]

Shooould've kicked in by now...

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He nods.*

Okay, well, then ask away I guess. I don't know what it's supposed to feel like? Am I doing something wrong? I- I'm freaking out a little, sorry, haven't really had much conversation with people who aren't Bill recently and-

*He slaps his hands over his mouth, his eyes wide and mortified. After a second, he moves his hands away.*

Well. I just overshared. I think it's working.

[dippers-starbooks]

Definitely working. First question...do you think life has a meaning?

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He tilts his head and thinks for a second before replying.*

I think it really depends on how you choose to look at it. Personally, I don't want to assume that there's some sort of grand design for everything, because that takes all the fun out of it. If there's nothing in the world to try and discover, then there is no point. But I also believe that it can be really hard and painful to search for meaning in life, so sometimes it's just easier to pretend there's nothing.

*He shrugs.*

In the end, I subscribe to the idea that searching for meaning is, in itself, the meaning. It's just a little hard to look for meaning beyond surface level right now.

[dippers-starbooks]

that's a good way to look at it. Question two... Do you think you are a good or bad person?

[cervitaur-dipper]

Morality is relative and there is no such thing as a good or bad person. Being a "good person" is far too complex to be summarized in a yes or a no. The closest you can get is whether or not you want to hurt people. And I don't. I do not want to hurt other people for my own gain. I might hurt people. I have hurt people. If you think that hurting people makes you a bad person then I'm a bad person, but if you think it depends on context then no, I don't think I am. Really depends on how you look at it.

[dippers-starbooks]

interesting way to view it....

next question. Are you happy? How are you feeling right now?

[cervitaur-dipper]

About as good as I can. With all the memory loss that's pretty good, honestly. I could be doing much worse, and I'm glad I'm better right now. I'm still scared and I still want to grab the memory gun I got from tt and wipe a few memories, but honestly? Right now I'm not bad.

[cervitaur-dipper]

HI THERE! BIG-ME SAID TO HELP YOU GET YOUR LOST MEMORIES BACK! DO YOU MIND IF I POP IN AND HELP OUT IN THERE? (-|

--- BILLY BILL ( @prognostictriangle )

Oh! Uh, h-hi? Good to see you? I'm, uh, not sure. If I want my memories back. If I forgot then there's probably a good reason for that. I'm, uh, not sure. Also maybe meddling in my head might hurt you? Because, uh, I might have used a memory gun? Not sure if you know but those aren't... safe.

[cervitaur-dipper]

heyyy!! GREETINGS, cervitaur-dipper! THIS IS DIP&MABES INC. WE ARE THRILLED WITH YOUR AGREED PARTISIPATIN PATICIPATION IN THE TRUTH SERUM TEST TRIALS! YOUR PARTICIPATION WILL VALUE US IN THE FUTURE. FOR THE START OF THIS EXPERIMENT, PLEASE ANSWER THESE 5 QUESTIONS HONESTLY ON A SEPARATE SHEET OF NOTEBOOK PAPER. DO NOT MAKE THESE ANSWERS KNOWN. WE WILL USE THESE ANSWERS LATER. ONCE YOU ANSWER THESE 5 QUESTIONS, PLEASE REPORT TO DIMENSION 811442513114 WITH YOUR ANSWERS AND THIS INVITATION LETTER. 1. Do you think life has a meaning? 2. Do you think you are a good or bad person? 3. Are you happy? How are you feeling right now? 4. What is your biggest regret? 5. What does "love" mean to you? Do you like love? THANK YOU!

-Dipper & MABEL!!!

Dip&Mabes Incorporated.

( @dippers-starbooks / @mabels-scrapbooks )

*He takes in a deep breath and fills out the paper.*

1. Do you think life has a meaning? No. I think life is pointless and painful and nowhere near worth anything. I think that if there is a meaning, it's pain, and that's too sad to believe and it's less painful to believe that there is no meaning.

2. Do you think you are a good or bad person? Bad person. I'm not a good person. If I ever was, I'm not anymore.

3. Are you happy? How are you feeling right now? Not happy. Scared. Want to use my memory gun again. I won't, though. Scientific integrity and all.

4. What is your biggest regret? Letting Bill get anywhere near me.

5. What does "love" mean to you? Do you like love? I'm honestly not sure. I guess I think of platonic love first. Familial love. That sort of love. And I guess I just haven't thought about it in a while.

[mabels-scrapbooks]

*She grabbed the paper, not looking at it.* Thank you! Now, I'm gonna stab you with the serum before my brother asks you some questions. You okay with the fact it's gonna sting?

[cervitaur-dipper]

Yeah, I am. What's a little pain in the face of science, after all?

*He laughs nervously and turns slightly to allow her access to his deer half if she needs to stab his legs or side.*

Go right ahead.

[mabels-scrapbooks]

*She injected him with the golden serum. It stung. Badly. She counted to 15.*

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He winces a little but manages to keep extremely still and his face extremely neutral. He breathes in and out once.*

[mabels-scrapbooks]

Shooould've kicked in by now...

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He nods.*

Okay, well, then ask away I guess. I don't know what it's supposed to feel like? Am I doing something wrong? I- I'm freaking out a little, sorry, haven't really had much conversation with people who aren't Bill recently and-

*He slaps his hands over his mouth, his eyes wide and mortified. After a second, he moves his hands away.*

Well. I just overshared. I think it's working.

[dippers-starbooks]

Definitely working. First question...do you think life has a meaning?

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He tilts his head and thinks for a second before replying.*

I think it really depends on how you choose to look at it. Personally, I don't want to assume that there's some sort of grand design for everything, because that takes all the fun out of it. If there's nothing in the world to try and discover, then there is no point. But I also believe that it can be really hard and painful to search for meaning in life, so sometimes it's just easier to pretend there's nothing.

*He shrugs.*

In the end, I subscribe to the idea that searching for meaning is, in itself, the meaning. It's just a little hard to look for meaning beyond surface level right now.

[dippers-starbooks]

that's a good way to look at it. Question two... Do you think you are a good or bad person?

[cervitaur-dipper]

Morality is relative and there is no such thing as a good or bad person. Being a "good person" is far too complex to be summarized in a yes or a no. The closest you can get is whether or not you want to hurt people. And I don't. I do not want to hurt other people for my own gain. I might hurt people. I have hurt people. If you think that hurting people makes you a bad person then I'm a bad person, but if you think it depends on context then no, I don't think I am. Really depends on how you look at it.

[cervitaur-dipper]

heyyy!! GREETINGS, cervitaur-dipper! THIS IS DIP&MABES INC. WE ARE THRILLED WITH YOUR AGREED PARTISIPATIN PATICIPATION IN THE TRUTH SERUM TEST TRIALS! YOUR PARTICIPATION WILL VALUE US IN THE FUTURE. FOR THE START OF THIS EXPERIMENT, PLEASE ANSWER THESE 5 QUESTIONS HONESTLY ON A SEPARATE SHEET OF NOTEBOOK PAPER. DO NOT MAKE THESE ANSWERS KNOWN. WE WILL USE THESE ANSWERS LATER. ONCE YOU ANSWER THESE 5 QUESTIONS, PLEASE REPORT TO DIMENSION 811442513114 WITH YOUR ANSWERS AND THIS INVITATION LETTER. 1. Do you think life has a meaning? 2. Do you think you are a good or bad person? 3. Are you happy? How are you feeling right now? 4. What is your biggest regret? 5. What does "love" mean to you? Do you like love? THANK YOU!

-Dipper & MABEL!!!

Dip&Mabes Incorporated.

( @dippers-starbooks / @mabels-scrapbooks )

*He takes in a deep breath and fills out the paper.*

1. Do you think life has a meaning? No. I think life is pointless and painful and nowhere near worth anything. I think that if there is a meaning, it's pain, and that's too sad to believe and it's less painful to believe that there is no meaning.

2. Do you think you are a good or bad person? Bad person. I'm not a good person. If I ever was, I'm not anymore.

3. Are you happy? How are you feeling right now? Not happy. Scared. Want to use my memory gun again. I won't, though. Scientific integrity and all.

4. What is your biggest regret? Letting Bill get anywhere near me.

5. What does "love" mean to you? Do you like love? I'm honestly not sure. I guess I think of platonic love first. Familial love. That sort of love. And I guess I just haven't thought about it in a while.

[mabels-scrapbooks]

*She grabbed the paper, not looking at it.* Thank you! Now, I'm gonna stab you with the serum before my brother asks you some questions. You okay with the fact it's gonna sting?

[cervitaur-dipper]

Yeah, I am. What's a little pain in the face of science, after all?

*He laughs nervously and turns slightly to allow her access to his deer half if she needs to stab his legs or side.*

Go right ahead.

[mabels-scrapbooks]

*She injected him with the golden serum. It stung. Badly. She counted to 15.*

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He winces a little but manages to keep extremely still and his face extremely neutral. He breathes in and out once.*

[mabels-scrapbooks]

Shooould've kicked in by now...

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He nods.*

Okay, well, then ask away I guess. I don't know what it's supposed to feel like? Am I doing something wrong? I- I'm freaking out a little, sorry, haven't really had much conversation with people who aren't Bill recently and-

*He slaps his hands over his mouth, his eyes wide and mortified. After a second, he moves his hands away.*

Well. I just overshared. I think it's working.

[dippers-starbooks]

Definitely working. First question...do you think life has a meaning?

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He tilts his head and thinks for a second before replying.*

I think it really depends on how you choose to look at it. Personally, I don't want to assume that there's some sort of grand design for everything, because that takes all the fun out of it. If there's nothing in the world to try and discover, then there is no point. But I also believe that it can be really hard and painful to search for meaning in life, so sometimes it's just easier to pretend there's nothing.

*He shrugs.*

In the end, I subscribe to the idea that searching for meaning is, in itself, the meaning. It's just a little hard to look for meaning beyond surface level right now.

[cervitaur-dipper]

heyyy!! GREETINGS, cervitaur-dipper! THIS IS DIP&MABES INC. WE ARE THRILLED WITH YOUR AGREED PARTISIPATIN PATICIPATION IN THE TRUTH SERUM TEST TRIALS! YOUR PARTICIPATION WILL VALUE US IN THE FUTURE. FOR THE START OF THIS EXPERIMENT, PLEASE ANSWER THESE 5 QUESTIONS HONESTLY ON A SEPARATE SHEET OF NOTEBOOK PAPER. DO NOT MAKE THESE ANSWERS KNOWN. WE WILL USE THESE ANSWERS LATER. ONCE YOU ANSWER THESE 5 QUESTIONS, PLEASE REPORT TO DIMENSION 811442513114 WITH YOUR ANSWERS AND THIS INVITATION LETTER. 1. Do you think life has a meaning? 2. Do you think you are a good or bad person? 3. Are you happy? How are you feeling right now? 4. What is your biggest regret? 5. What does "love" mean to you? Do you like love? THANK YOU!

-Dipper & MABEL!!!

Dip&Mabes Incorporated.

( @dippers-starbooks / @mabels-scrapbooks )

*He takes in a deep breath and fills out the paper.*

1. Do you think life has a meaning? No. I think life is pointless and painful and nowhere near worth anything. I think that if there is a meaning, it's pain, and that's too sad to believe and it's less painful to believe that there is no meaning.

2. Do you think you are a good or bad person? Bad person. I'm not a good person. If I ever was, I'm not anymore.

3. Are you happy? How are you feeling right now? Not happy. Scared. Want to use my memory gun again. I won't, though. Scientific integrity and all.

4. What is your biggest regret? Letting Bill get anywhere near me.

5. What does "love" mean to you? Do you like love? I'm honestly not sure. I guess I think of platonic love first. Familial love. That sort of love. And I guess I just haven't thought about it in a while.

[mabels-scrapbooks]

*She grabbed the paper, not looking at it.* Thank you! Now, I'm gonna stab you with the serum before my brother asks you some questions. You okay with the fact it's gonna sting?

[cervitaur-dipper]

Yeah, I am. What's a little pain in the face of science, after all?

*He laughs nervously and turns slightly to allow her access to his deer half if she needs to stab his legs or side.*

Go right ahead.

[mabels-scrapbooks]

*She injected him with the golden serum. It stung. Badly. She counted to 15.*

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He winces a little but manages to keep extremely still and his face extremely neutral. He breathes in and out once.*

[mabels-scrapbooks]

Shooould've kicked in by now...

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He nods.*

Okay, well, then ask away I guess. I don't know what it's supposed to feel like? Am I doing something wrong? I- I'm freaking out a little, sorry, haven't really had much conversation with people who aren't Bill recently and-

*He slaps his hands over his mouth, his eyes wide and mortified. After a second, he moves his hands away.*

Well. I just overshared. I think it's working.

[cervitaur-dipper]

heyyy!! GREETINGS, cervitaur-dipper! THIS IS DIP&MABES INC. WE ARE THRILLED WITH YOUR AGREED PARTISIPATIN PATICIPATION IN THE TRUTH SERUM TEST TRIALS! YOUR PARTICIPATION WILL VALUE US IN THE FUTURE. FOR THE START OF THIS EXPERIMENT, PLEASE ANSWER THESE 5 QUESTIONS HONESTLY ON A SEPARATE SHEET OF NOTEBOOK PAPER. DO NOT MAKE THESE ANSWERS KNOWN. WE WILL USE THESE ANSWERS LATER. ONCE YOU ANSWER THESE 5 QUESTIONS, PLEASE REPORT TO DIMENSION 811442513114 WITH YOUR ANSWERS AND THIS INVITATION LETTER. 1. Do you think life has a meaning? 2. Do you think you are a good or bad person? 3. Are you happy? How are you feeling right now? 4. What is your biggest regret? 5. What does "love" mean to you? Do you like love? THANK YOU!

-Dipper & MABEL!!!

Dip&Mabes Incorporated.

( @dippers-starbooks / @mabels-scrapbooks )

*He takes in a deep breath and fills out the paper.*

1. Do you think life has a meaning? No. I think life is pointless and painful and nowhere near worth anything. I think that if there is a meaning, it's pain, and that's too sad to believe and it's less painful to believe that there is no meaning.

2. Do you think you are a good or bad person? Bad person. I'm not a good person. If I ever was, I'm not anymore.

3. Are you happy? How are you feeling right now? Not happy. Scared. Want to use my memory gun again. I won't, though. Scientific integrity and all.

4. What is your biggest regret? Letting Bill get anywhere near me.

5. What does "love" mean to you? Do you like love? I'm honestly not sure. I guess I think of platonic love first. Familial love. That sort of love. And I guess I just haven't thought about it in a while.

[mabels-scrapbooks]

*She grabbed the paper, not looking at it.* Thank you! Now, I'm gonna stab you with the serum before my brother asks you some questions. You okay with the fact it's gonna sting?

[cervitaur-dipper]

Yeah, I am. What's a little pain in the face of science, after all?

*He laughs nervously and turns slightly to allow her access to his deer half if she needs to stab his legs or side.*

Go right ahead.

[mabels-scrapbooks]

*She injected him with the golden serum. It stung. Badly. She counted to 15.*

[cervitaur-dipper]

*He winces a little but manages to keep extremely still and his face extremely neutral. He breathes in and out once.*

[cervitaur-dipper]

heyyy!! GREETINGS, cervitaur-dipper! THIS IS DIP&MABES INC. WE ARE THRILLED WITH YOUR AGREED PARTISIPATIN PATICIPATION IN THE TRUTH SERUM TEST TRIALS! YOUR PARTICIPATION WILL VALUE US IN THE FUTURE. FOR THE START OF THIS EXPERIMENT, PLEASE ANSWER THESE 5 QUESTIONS HONESTLY ON A SEPARATE SHEET OF NOTEBOOK PAPER. DO NOT MAKE THESE ANSWERS KNOWN. WE WILL USE THESE ANSWERS LATER. ONCE YOU ANSWER THESE 5 QUESTIONS, PLEASE REPORT TO DIMENSION 811442513114 WITH YOUR ANSWERS AND THIS INVITATION LETTER. 1. Do you think life has a meaning? 2. Do you think you are a good or bad person? 3. Are you happy? How are you feeling right now? 4. What is your biggest regret? 5. What does "love" mean to you? Do you like love? THANK YOU!

-Dipper & MABEL!!!

Dip&Mabes Incorporated.

( @dippers-starbooks / @mabels-scrapbooks )

*He takes in a deep breath and fills out the paper.*

1. Do you think life has a meaning? No. I think life is pointless and painful and nowhere near worth anything. I think that if there is a meaning, it's pain, and that's too sad to believe and it's less painful to believe that there is no meaning.

2. Do you think you are a good or bad person? Bad person. I'm not a good person. If I ever was, I'm not anymore.

3. Are you happy? How are you feeling right now? Not happy. Scared. Want to use my memory gun again. I won't, though. Scientific integrity and all.

4. What is your biggest regret? Letting Bill get anywhere near me.

5. What does "love" mean to you? Do you like love? I'm honestly not sure. I guess I think of platonic love first. Familial love. That sort of love. And I guess I just haven't thought about it in a while.

[mabels-scrapbooks]

*She grabbed the paper, not looking at it.* Thank you! Now, I'm gonna stab you with the serum before my brother asks you some questions. You okay with the fact it's gonna sting?

[cervitaur-dipper]

Yeah, I am. What's a little pain in the face of science, after all?

*He laughs nervously and turns slightly to allow her access to his deer half if she needs to stab his legs or side.*

Go right ahead.

[cervitaur-dipper]

heyyy!! GREETINGS, cervitaur-dipper! THIS IS DIP&MABES INC. WE ARE THRILLED WITH YOUR AGREED PARTISIPATIN PATICIPATION IN THE TRUTH SERUM TEST TRIALS! YOUR PARTICIPATION WILL VALUE US IN THE FUTURE. FOR THE START OF THIS EXPERIMENT, PLEASE ANSWER THESE 5 QUESTIONS HONESTLY ON A SEPARATE SHEET OF NOTEBOOK PAPER. DO NOT MAKE THESE ANSWERS KNOWN. WE WILL USE THESE ANSWERS LATER. ONCE YOU ANSWER THESE 5 QUESTIONS, PLEASE REPORT TO DIMENSION 811442513114 WITH YOUR ANSWERS AND THIS INVITATION LETTER. 1. Do you think life has a meaning? 2. Do you think you are a good or bad person? 3. Are you happy? How are you feeling right now? 4. What is your biggest regret? 5. What does "love" mean to you? Do you like love? THANK YOU!

-Dipper & MABEL!!!

Dip&Mabes Incorporated.

( @dippers-starbooks / @mabels-scrapbooks )

*He takes in a deep breath and fills out the paper.*

1. Do you think life has a meaning? No. I think life is pointless and painful and nowhere near worth anything. I think that if there is a meaning, it's pain, and that's too sad to believe and it's less painful to believe that there is no meaning.

2. Do you think you are a good or bad person? Bad person. I'm not a good person. If I ever was, I'm not anymore.

3. Are you happy? How are you feeling right now? Not happy. Scared. Want to use my memory gun again. I won't, though. Scientific integrity and all.

4. What is your biggest regret? Letting Bill get anywhere near me.

5. What does "love" mean to you? Do you like love? I'm honestly not sure. I guess I think of platonic love first. Familial love. That sort of love. And I guess I just haven't thought about it in a while.

[mabels-scrapbooks]

projects...ooo...

soooo, dont tell anyone i told you but. Me and dipper are working on something. the truth telling teeth came out of the bottomless pit so...

thought i'd try something.

dipper's been doing some weird sciencey stuff and i've been melting things and adding glitter. we have the first prototype of Dip n' Mabe's (thats what we called our team (my idea >:3) Truth Telling Serum! if you would like to try it...let me know! we're testing it as we speak and would LOVE lab rats.

[cervitaur-dipper]

I, uh, I would like to volunteer for testing? If you'll have me, of course. Can't remember if I've ever spoken to you before but I'm more than happy to help! And if it goes bad I don't have to remember.

[mabels-scrapbooks]

Well sure!! I'll add you to the roster!!

[cervitaur-dipper]

Great! Okay! That went better than I expected. I'll, uh, be ready then. Whenever you need me. I, uh, don't have much going on. Anyways, just call me up.

How's... how's testing so far? Any deaths or grievous illnesses? Good data or something?