“i brought you an angel.”

indie blog for eddie mays, an unsub ( unknown subject ) from criminal minds. written by emery.

[michaelnordeman]

[natalieweepoetry]

if nothing else, remember: you’ve made it through the unimaginable and you’re still in the world

NATALIE WEE, ( 3 / ?)   (via wondersmithinc)

[wnq-movies]

I feel terrible, like there’s a weight on my chest.’ ‘A heart’s a heavy burden.’

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004), Dir. Hayao Miyazaki (via wnq-movies)

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⸗   friends can kiss, you know… ⸗   close your eyes for a second, okay? ⸗   i’m tired of just being friends. ⸗   when will you take my feelings for you seriously? ⸗   sorry, i shouldn’t have said anything. ⸗   no thanks, i’m not interested in them. ⸗   i like someone else… ⸗   do you, uh, have a crush on anybody…? ⸗   please tell me you don’t seriously like them. ⸗   do you want to get a pet together? we could be, like, parents. ⸗   wait, there’s something on your mouth. oh, it’s me. ⸗   are we friends or not? ⸗   i think i’m falling in love with you. ⸗   don’t just leave me like this, please! ⸗   can we go somewhere more…private? ⸗   so, your place or mine? ⸗   let’s get a drink; just like old times. ⸗   how about moving in together? it’ll be fun! ⸗   i don’t like them, i like you! ⸗   wanna go to a strip club? ⸗   stop being a dick and trust me. ⸗   how can you be so cruel? ⸗   stop, you’re hurting me! ⸗   why are you doing this? i thought we were friends… ⸗   i was in love with you! ⸗   do you wanna dance? ⸗   i’ve been nothing but nice to you, dickweed. ⸗   i’m better than that, i swear. ⸗   just give me a second chance… or three. maybe four. ⸗   stop being hot. you’re making it hard to hate you. ⸗   i want to kiss you so hard right now. ⸗   nut up or shut up.

[wordsnquotes]

My heart is so tired.

Markus Zusak, The Book Thief (via rapiersquad)

[anotherrpmemeblog]

Say “We need to talk” ...

and I’ll generate a starter for what our muses have to have a serious talk about and/or confess:

(1-40, mixture of angst, fluff and drama)

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[chavvesty]

“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply

[cfdelusions-blog]

101 fluffy prompts

FALLING IN LOVE

001: "You're really soft."

002: "You smell nice."

003: "I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."

004: "Is it possible to love too much?"

005: "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."

006: "I will always be there protect you."

007: "I'm cold. Come closer."

008: "I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”

009: "The stars look especially lovely tonight."

010: "I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."

011: "May I have this dance?"

012: "I can't stop thinking about you."

013: "You'll never feel alone with me by your side."

014: "Let's get to know each other over dinner."

015: "All I want is you."

016: "I could never leave you, I love you too much!"

017: "A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."

018: "I want to hear you sing."

019: "I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you."

020: "You look incredible in that."

021: "He/She's quite stunning, isn't he/she?"

022: "Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."

023: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"

024: "I think I'm in love."

025: "I’d like it if you stayed.

026: "People are jerks, but not you."

027: "I'll share the blankets with you."

028: "I have never felt this way about anyone."

029: "I want this to never end..."

030: "Can I kiss you?"

LIVING TOGETHER

031: "I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks."

032: "Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."

033: "Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"

034: "You can put your cold feet on me."

035: "Your stray red item turned my whites pink."

036: "A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you."

037: "There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight."

038: "Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."

039: "I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on."

040: "Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer."

041: "You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar."

042: "My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on"

043: "We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches."

044: "IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH."

045: "We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying."

WEDDINGS/PROPOSALS

046: "I caught the bouquet"

047: "My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them."

048: "We accidentally got married in Vegas oops"

049: "I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding."

050: "I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing."

051: "I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? "

052: "If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life."

053: "Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? "

054: "May I have this dance, wife/husband? "

055: "You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband."

056: "I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed."

057: "This is probably a bad time, but marry me?"

MARRIED LIFE

058: "We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "

059: "Your ‘miracle hangover cure’ couldn’t possibly beat mine."

060: "I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?"

061: "I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."

062: "I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”

063: "I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"

064: "I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays."

065: "Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it's okay?"

066: "We’re arguing over book versus movie."

067: "I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’"

068: "We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years."

069: "You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?"

070: "We both have nowhere else to be so we get to spend our rare day off at home."

PREGNANCY

071: "I bet it’s a girl/boy."

072: "Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? "

073: "I thought I was pregnant but the test must have been wrong. I’m not. "

074: "You’re lucky I’m pregnant!"

075: "Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."

076: "I could really use a foot rub right now."

077: "Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy."

078: "Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?"

079: "The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night."

080: "Did you feel that?"

081: "I can’t fit into my favorite dress anymore. "

082: "OH MY GOD I’M GOING INTO LABOR. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!

083: "I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! "

084: "I think you might be pregnant.”

085: "It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."

PARENTING

086: "I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."

087: "Sh…they’re asleep."

088: "I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint."

089: "Mondays are your diaper days."

090: "Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me."

091: "Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."

092: "Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."

093: "I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy."

094: "What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"

095: "Mm…your kid before five in the morning."

096: "Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?"

097: "So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

098: "I think we should have another."

099: "Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?"

100: "Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed."

101: "…They just grow up so fast."

[rpmemed]

THE LAST OF US SENTENCE STARTERS : ROBERT’S DEAL.

feel free to change pronouns when sending your ask! these starters have snippets of different dialogue up until marlene is first seen.

“ how want your morning? ” “ well, i have some interesting news for you. ” “ well, you wanted to be left alone, remember? ” “ enough ration cards to last us a couple of months — easy. ” “ i was on my way back here, and i got jumped by these two assholes, alright? ” “ they got a few good hits in. ” “ look, i managed. ” “ are these assholes still with us? ” “ now that’s funny. ” “ did you at least find out who they were? ” “ look, they were a couple of nobodies — they don’t matter. ” “ ____ fucking sent them. ” “ he knows that we’re after him. ” “ he figures that he’s gonna get us first. ” “ i know where he’s hiding. ” “ we better hurry up then. ” “ you been summoned for this bullshit yet? ” “ i didn’t do anything wrong. ” “ hands on your fucking head. do it. ” “ i don’t even care anymore. let ‘em take me. ” “ just … be quiet. ” “ he’s clean. ” “ oh shit, hold her down. ” “ i’m not infected. it’s wrong, the scan’s wrong! ” “ consider yourself lucky. ” “ seems like more people are getting infected. ” “ you better not mention ____ too loudly. you don’t want the wrong person hearing you. ” “ get outta here. go! ” “ fuckin’ shoot ‘em! ” “ patch yourself up, alright? ” “ i got no idea where he’s hiding. ” “ hey, you stay outta trouble, alright? ” “ let there be light. ” “ well i’m the romantic type. ” “ lady? you must be thinking of someone else. ” “ don’t leave me to turn. ” “ they got infected trying to sneak into the zone. ” “ fuckin’ hate the smell of the city. ” “ be a dear, would you? ” “ i think i can handle it. ” “ get your ass up here. ” “ let’s make sure there aren’t any soldiers around. ” “ make sure the coast is clear. ” “ you touch it, you buy it. ” “ where do you think you’re going? ” “ you guys need to turn around and head back if you know what’s good for you. ” “ our beef isn’t with you. we just want ____. ” “ i’m not going anywhere without ____. ” “ bitch, i will bash your skull unless you turn around and get your get your dumb ass out of here. ” “ fuck this. ” “ i’m gonna fuckin’ kill you! ” “ if ____’s good at one thing, it’s writing black checks. ” “ we shouldn’t a taken this job. ” “ you take one out, i take the other. ” “ idiot thinks he’s going to save the world. ” “ guy’s too paranoid to stay here by himself. ” “ that cocky son of a bitch. ” “ let’s be smart about this. ” “ i like watching you work. ” “ get back! get the fuck back! ” “ we just wanna talk, ____. ” “ we ain’t got fuckin’ nothin’ to talk about. ” “ put your gun down! ” “ go fuck yourself! ” “ he’s running. ” “ we almost got him! ” “ no hard feelings, right? ” “ look, whatever it is you heard, it ain’t true, okay? ” “ you wanna tell us where the guns are? ” “ quit your squirmin’. ” “ i didn’t have much of a choice, i owed someone. ” “ i say you bet on the wrong horse. ” “ i might have done that if you hadn’t tried to fucking kill me. ” “ look, they’re basically all dead. ” “ that is a stupid idea. ”

[cfdelusions-blog]

YOU’RE ON:

            “ i’ll bet you TEN BUCKS i’ve kissed more girls than you. “

            “ psh, you’re on! because there’s NO WAY you’d win on that front! plus. i H A V E to win. i don’t have ten dollars. ”

[cfdelusions-blog]

“believe in the fireflies.”

this is So Cute || ACCEPTING

            “ okay!! —— wait.. what are we believing about them? ”

[lazarusarchived-deactivated2017]

“the last of us” inspired sentence starters

change pronouns/ect if necessary

“i sell hardcore drugs.”

“we need help.”

“you’re gonna be okay.”

“believe in the fireflies.”

“got enough ration cards to last us a few months.”

“be careful.”

“i am the romantic type.”

“don’t leave me to turn.”

“it’s gettin’ close to curfew.”

“going outside the wall is suicide.”

“you mumble in your sleep.”

“i hate bad dreams.”

“it’s called luck—and it’s gonna run out.”

“are you still breathing?”

“we’re shitty people.”

“our luck had to run out sooner or later.”

“don’t touch me.”

“she’s infected.”

“just fucking go.”

“i can’t swim.”

“does it sound like i know how to whistle?”

“i’m a pretty good shot with that thing.”

“let’s get the hell outta here.”

“goddammit—i’m clean!”

“i owe you nothin’.”

“there’s one inside.”

“it’s the normal people that scare me.”

“you of all people should understand that.”

“i can handle myself.”

“once upon a time, i had somebody i had to look after.”

“you don’t need to worry about me.”

“fuckin’ hunters.”

“i’ve been on both sides.”

“so–you kill a lot of innocent people?”

“you sacrifice the few to save the many.”

“i don’t think they saw us.”

“trust me, it ain’t easy.”

“damn it—spores.”

“somethin’ on your mind?”

“you make every shot count.”

“just so we’re clear… it was either him or me.”

“how’d i do?”

“yeah, well, i was tryin’ to kill you.”

“you’re bleeding.”

“we can help each other.”

“i saved you!”

“you wanna hear a joke about pizza? …never mind, it was too cheesy.”

“how is it you’re never scared?”

“what are you scared of?”

“i’m scared of ending up alone.”

“it’s all your fault!”

“thanks for not blowin’ my head off.”

“you survived because of me.”

“you lay your hands on me again, it won’t end well for you.”

“you still remember how to kill, right?”

“hey, hey—are you hurt?”

“i guess we’re both disappointed with each other, then.”

“what do you want from me?”

“i can’t get infected!”

“you are treading on some mighty thin ice here.”

“i’ve lost people, too.”

“you have no idea what loss is.”

“everyone i’ve ever cared for has either died or left me.”

“sounds like runners.”

“can you walk?”

“stay the fuck back!”

“i think we’re safe.”

“you’re a better shot with that thing than i am.”

“don’t sound so disappointed.”

“you handled yourself pretty nice back there.”

“i believe that everything happens for a reason.”

“you’re just a kid.”

“i can protect you.”

“i’ll come back for you.”

“you’re a fucking animal.”

“you have no idea what i’m capable of.”

“i’m gonna teach you how to play guitar.”

“another city, another abandoned quarantine zone.”

“is this everything you were hoping for?”

“we don’t have to do this.”

“i ain’t leavin’ without you.”

“i guess you can’t escape your past.”

“hands in the fucking air!”

“i pretty much lost everything.”

“no matter what, you keep finding something to fight for.”

[rpfunstuff]

this is about to get interesting

“Are you sure these are raisins? They don’t taste like raisins.”

“Did you get that guinea pig to reenact that South Park episode?”

“Don’t get mad, but I may have just ruined everything in your closet. Don’t ask how and don’t open the door. Don’t open your closet door for a really long time, please take this advice.”

“How do you even cut your teeth on wedding rings?”

“I don’t think you’re supposed to use disinfectant wipes on your food.”

“I don’t want to alarm you or anything but I thought you should know that there’s a raccoon in your shower.”

“I thought you said you taste like Pepsi Cola.”

“I’m so sorry. I had no idea I was going to sneeze. I won’t sneeze on you next time we meet, I swear.”

“Is that a British Army Browning L9A1 in your pocket? Or are you just pleased to- Oh! Oh my God, that’s actually a gun.”

“Just because you paint your entire body blue, does not mean you’re a member of that Blue Man Group. Where did you get that PVC pipe?”

“Let me get this straight, the little kid punched you in the face after you stole their milkshake or did they punch you in the face and then steal your milkshake? Either way, no the tooth fairy is not going to bring you cash for a chipped off piece of tooth.”

“Look, I know that we just met but trust me, I’m trustworthy and I need your Netflix log in.”

“No, I do not ‘got any weed.‘”

“Please stop asking me if I want to build a snowman. It doesn’t even snow here.”

“Tell me you didn’t put five times the amount of detergent you’re supposed to in the washing machine again.”

“That whole pineapple thing didn’t work. Maybe you didn’t eat enough.”

“What do you mean I shouldn’t give hitchhikers rides? I’ve given like eight of them rides just this week! I seriously doubt I’m going to pick up a serial killer, I’m pretty sure I would know.”

“Why is your pocket moving?”

“You can’t just say checkmate every time you make a move.”

“You didn’t have to get me a gift- Oh. Another “#1 Asshole” mug.”

“You know what? It’s really rude to stare. I would really appreciate it if you’d just tell me if there’s something on my face or something.”

“You look really familiar. Do I look familiar? Have we met before?”

“You never want to hang out anymore. I told you I wasn’t going to have your entire house post-it noted ever again. You have to trust me. Besides, the guy charged a lot of money and I don’t want to spend that much on you again.”

“You’re watching X Men Origins: Wolverine again? How many times have you seen this now? At least watch the good one!”

“You’ve been gaming for three days straight. You haven’t showered and to be honest, I don’t recall you moving at all. Have you gone to the bathroom or eaten? What’s in that cup?”

[fairyuniverse]

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