skelecogs are friends

she / her call me christmas  

[brightereyes]

i was in the playground fishing and (because i have a standup comedian in my soul) i was like why does the pet store buy our fish but not sell them like what do they do with them and someone messaged me “put them back in the water” and i went to respond but they IMMEDIATELY logged out and i think it’s sad that they’ll never know how funny i thought that was

[drink-your-bepsicola]

[instantbees]

The haven’t-played-TTR-for-over-a-month aesthetic is wondering who the hell 90% of the people on your friends list are whilst watering your rotten, crumbling trees

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[minglermail]

the types of people at beanfests

“WOAH WHY’S THERE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE”

30 sleeping toons

5 people jumping

“STOP JUMPING OR I WON’T THROW ANY BEANS!”

more people jumping in response + “jump and ill give u beans” 

some guy whos just there to try and offend everybody

chat spammers 

_____ : Hi, [Insert Toon Name Here]

“im saving up for a rewrite :)” 

“bldg anyone?” 

two people in a really heated argument about something

“The trolley’s broke, the pond is dry, give us beans or WE WILL DIE!”

people saying literally the most outdated memes possible

1 or 2 people floating in the air

“WHO WANTS BEANS!!!” - some 50 laffer who doesn’t have their cash suit

two friends having an awkwardly personal conversation out loud

20 megasnoop clones

people using gag restocks in a display of the most original and groundbreaking comedy ever

person who physically types out “Toons of the World, Spend Wisely!” 

⬇️️ or alternatively, this guy who types it out but puts no effort into it 

[toonybaloney]

if i die this is what i want to be known for

[bastardtoon]

y’all ever wonder what government assigned cog you’d be or have? look no further.

[minglermail]

[valentoony]

for @i-rival-the-toon !

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[sillyrapids]

all of the toon/cog design requests i got! i hope u guys like them ^^

@eternitydepartment @ttrbonnie @polar-place @a-toon-out-of-toontown @minglermail @acelestialboy @pumpkinswirls @irritatedcarapace @onelinerminers

u can go ahead and change anything u want abt them including name/pronouns (i used they/them as default) /etc !!

[minglermail]

ive literally stared at this for hours holy HENRY

[ttonline]

Wrow really

[jeepertails]

making a new toon and having the toon hq members tell you about your free house be like

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 I SLOWED DOWN THE CAT OWOOO IT SOUNDS HORRIFYING

[shtickerbookarchive]

please take it

[chompandfriends]

bean counter: oh noooo ;)) i dropped my beans ;)))))) *bends over seductively to pick up bean* *bends over seductively to pick up bean* *bends over seductively to pick up bean* *bends over seductively to pi

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