[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[brightereyes]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

"Clearly I wasn't talking about disabled people-" yeah part of the problem is that the existence of disabled people just isn't considered in your worldview like that's the problem we're criticizing not a get out of jail free card

[cartoonscientist]

things chronically outside people say:

“wait! gotta put on my sunscreen” [you’re about to walk to 7/11]

“tick season, tuck your pants”

“you know, tick season just keeps getting longer and longer with climate change”

“why didn’t you have your knife with you?”

[knocks their shoes on the sidewalk and fifty pounds of dirt clods fall off]

[going into the rain without an umbrella] “I mean, you’re gonna get wet eventually, right?”

“I hear the rockhounding in this part of the county is INSANE”

“it rained last night, and you know what that means: MUSHROOMS”

[gwensy]

[brightereyes]

Mr pickles what are u doing at the bar bro

[brightereyes]

I get why old people are always like auuuoouuughh im soooo fucking old I literally feel like that already

[lopkelepke]

[brightereyes]

IM WRITING

[toadbreath]

👀

[eddieintheocean]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[qqchurch]

[wizard0rb]

[owldude]

[brightereyes]

I made my shin ramyun too spicy….. 😔

[johncagedigicoreremix]

pretending to forgive my inner child so it comes out of hiding and i can deliver the final blow

[3000s]

fat dog with nasty smile

[frogmoss1]

When the riff comes back with a cruel smell

[brightereyes]

Cover of book of love by magnetic fields in a fucking life360 commercial. IS NOTHING SACRED

[brightereyes]

I also cried at for good in wicked 2 but that had nothing to do with the movie