[dogpuppy]

[cryptotheism]

Off the gelfsauce, behaving regretably.

[herpsandbirds]

What is your favorite variety of Apple?

Granny Smith

Red delicious

Golden delicious

Macintosh

Honeycrisp

Gala

Fuji

Pink lady

Ambrosia

Braeburn

Jonagold

Other (name it in the comments or tags)

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[jauniegal]

I love wikihow so much

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[cheese-sample-official]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[hornpoint]

When U Ask The Cashier To Break a Twenty

And

He

Fucksyou....

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[guiltfactory-moved]

the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong

[butt-berry]

Like if you think he should be allowed a sausage

[naamahdarling]

[sovietnam]

[angelicguy]

hard day? dont worry. i just doordashed you a big angry live bug in a really thin box.

[pigswithwings]

the fascinating thing about being abused is that years later youre gonna be there sitting around going "okay so what now". cause like theres no instruction manual is there

[pigswithwings]

youre gonna be buying groceries and then youre gonna remember you went through all that for literally no good reason and youre gonna go Oh Okay and put paper towels in your bag or whatever

[brenatto-apothecary]

if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode

[segamascott]

[cluttrbugs]

She loves to sit with me among the books, 2007

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn