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[batmanisagatewaydrug]

As a Taylor Swift expert, Gaylor hater, and recovering 1989er, you probably don't want to know that apparently in the notes of the re-recording Taylor Swift talks about how she wasn't dating any of her female friends, and the Gaylors are having meltdowns on twitter. Words like "gaslit" and "queerbaiting" are being used.

of COURSE I want to know about that, I need to go log back into my twitter account RIGHT NOW

also goddddd as a certified 1989 enjoyer I'm gonna have to listen to Taylor's Version :/

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

oh damn the girlies are NOT taking this well

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry I'm so sorry this is the funniest thing that has EVER happened

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

our homegrown tumblr gaylors are also going through it btw

[vaspider]

Holy fuck.

[rosslynpaladin]

People literally getting ANGRY AT HER for daring to mention she's STRAIGHT. It's personally offending her marginalized fans for her to not go along with their desperation for HER to be Queer.

... Me, I'm a P!nk fan, I have no idea what this is about. Delighted not to be Le Involved here.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You left the best part in the tags!

[gpedia]

Wow what a coincidence @booksandfiltercoffee was just telling me about gaylor panic in the streets of social media.

[booksandfiltercoffee-deactivate]

That was brought upon by this post

[wizardshark]

I especially love that Tumblr screenshot saying "if what you're implying is the truth, just SAY IT" because she has! She's stated over and over again "I am not gay, I am straight, I am heterosexual" and they REFUSED to believe her and blamed it on compulsory heterosexuality, or her being too scared to come out. She LITERALLY did just say it!

[parkchanwoohoo]

[classysushi]

[lizzibennet]

my mom’s been telling me my entire life she and my dad met at a bar which BOOOO BORING but today she just casually mentions actually she placed a fuckin ad in the newspaper saying she was ‘a single lady ready to meet the one’ and he was the first to call her and they dated over the phone for like three months before they met n she was like “i was already pretty much in love with him because i adored his laugh on the phone” ????? What kinda 90s romcom bullshit

[lizzibennet]

btw the first time they met in person apparently was because my grandpa fuckin uhhh died? and my dad called my mom inconsolable and she went over to console him and literally just kinda ?? never left???? ehakdhskdhskfjdkdh this bitch’s been telling me they very casually met at a bar can you beLEAF no wonder me and my brother were born fuckin drama queens

[lizzibennet]

me: so you placed an ad? in the newspaper? telling men who were interested in fathering children a beautiful woman to call you? like a person advertising property they want to sell?

my mom, pokerfaced: yes that is exactly what i did

me: mom.

mom: it’s not that different from tinder!

me: you know i read a fanfic once where that was the exact plot of how the two characters met. except it was set in the nineteenth century!!!

mom:

mom: bet you thought it was hot

me: NOT THE POINT

[lizzibennet]

apparently. when they had their very first date my dad mentioned his daughter (my sister on his side) and my mom was like :( because she really wanted children and he just patted her hand and was like “don’t worry! we’ll have children of our own.” HDLSHDSKDHDK THE AUDACITY OF THIS MAN? ON THEIR FIRST DATE??? HELLO?

[lizzibennet]

me: so dad what did you think about mom’s ad in the newspaper

my dad, curt: it was cool i guess.

me:

me: did you not think it was weird at all? why did you call her specifically and not anyone else?

dad: no it was common back then. idk i liked the font she chose for the ad

my mom, from the kitchen: it was standard issue from the paper for the ads to look like that

dad: oh… guess it was fate then :)

me:

dad:

mom:

me: did you feel that? did you feel the breeze that just passed?

dad: yeah?

me: that was because mom just melted in the kitchen

mom, from the kitchen, voice clearly a little choked: NO I DID NOT

[thetellyvision]

@lizzibennet

Does your mom like pina coladas And getting caught in the rain?

[lizzibennet]

Hold on a sec i gotta google something

[lizzibennet]

yeah this is funny

[cowboydeanwinchester]

i love how in shows they’ll say something like sciency and someone has to repeat what they said in like terms the average person would understand. but with supernatural someone says something comprehensible then dean goes “you mean a power ranger and a frog had a baby and now we need to wicked witch of the west that shit or we’re all gonna take a deep sea dive in #tw unreality” and you’re like baby WHAT are you saying

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Riften is the funniest fucking city in Skyrim it’s like we have a temple dedicated to love, you can get married here! It has a back door into a sewer system full of thieves who worship a dark god. The trees are beautiful! The city is run by the mob. There’s an orphanage where you can adopt children! But only if you murder the woman who runs the place. You can help the bar owners get engaged! You can do this immediately after extorting them via threatening their family. There’s a beautiful lake and a lively fishery! It’s home to a drug ring

[dykg-moved-deactivated20231129]

ok im normal now (lying)

[kmwonpil]

⋆yongmoments ヾ(＾-＾)ノ⋆5

[kook-bish]

~Yoongi’s boyfriend looks ♡

[officialrovix]

N for Singles Magazine September Issue | © VOTT

[baekhyunsbambi]

@cha-daeguni

[12loona-archived]

© SOMETHING HIGHLIGHT | do not edit or crop logo. (1, 2)

[littlemausi]

@cha-daeguni

[dazzlingkai]

Hakyeon in Lipstick Prince 2 (preview)

[baekhyunsbambi]

@cha-daeguni

[kim-woojins]

woojin ✧ idol room

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[jaemtens]

cutie chan <3

[bosniangirlluxury-deactivated20]

xoxo

[seungminhos]

[soobinz]

happy birthday to our little chestnut! 🌰 #happybeomgyuday

[yonqgeun]