I don't like piss I don't like piss I don't like piss I don't like piss I don't like piss I don't like piss I don't like piss I don't like piss I don't like piss I don't like piss I don't like piss I don't like piss— I want a werewolf to pissmark my insides and fill my tummy with— NO WAIT NO DON'T BLO—
ya still here? oh. uh. okay. well. I have major nasty man brainrot goin' on... werewolf toji or just wolf hybrid toji is blowing someone's back out and he cums then he's like oh I need to piss, too lazy to pull out and go el baño, guess I'll just— piss inside this person I'm fuckin' cause why not... what a fuckin' mess but boy oh boy does a bitch feel fuller than a muhfucker.
"haaaaah... that's a good lil' bitch. guess you're a lil' more than just a hole to fuck. you're a toilet too— heh."
SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS ITS ALWAYS THE ASEXUALS THAT WANT TO WRITE ABOUT THE MOST DISGUSTING THINGS OR FANTASIZE ABOUT THEM GOD PLS MAKE IT STOP-- no wait I need to keep this power nvm ty for the blessings ☝️🤓 I need to write this request.......
my beefy new laptop is comin' tomorrow and I would like to apologize in advance for the things I'm about to be postin'. ☝️🤓 good luck to all my followers because I'm about to lose my mind!
my beefy new laptop is comin' tomorrow and I would like to apologize in advance for the things I'm about to be postin'. ☝️🤓 good luck to all my followers because I'm about to lose my mind!
𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: aged up characters, yuuji, nobara, and reader are all 22-24, slight possessive and territorial behavior from yuuji, cursing, nonconsensual voyeurism, fingering, reader has a cunt, pussy and cunt are used frequently, afab, she/her pronouns for reader, teasing, peeping, friend romantic rivalry aka a metaphorical pissing contest, nobara's gAY(?), idk what else to put here...
𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀: no one asked for this, this is so self-indulgent it hurts, i refuse to apologize for my sins <3
𝙔𝙐𝙐𝙅𝙄 had introduced you to his best friends about a month after you both started officially dating, he even went as far as to invite his Sensei along. It was certainly interesting meeting the four of them, especially Gojo who seemed to be rather— flirtatious. Megumi was quiet but respectful, a streak contrast to your boyfriend, Todo was also pretty respectful but very talkative, and Nobara was quite sweet, you easily found yourself naturally getting closer to her— so much so that you even exchanged numbers after your first meeting. The four of them had been friends since High School apparently, and have gotten closer through their sorcery work. It was nice to see such a tight knit group of friends. When the time came around, you happily introduced Yuuji to your own little group of friends.
Some time after first meeting his friends, you found yourself chatting with Nobara quiet a bit, mostly through texting. She was funny, charismatic, and just had a great vibe surrounding her. And before long, you were hanging out with her, going shopping, going out, doing things that stereotypical girly movies portrayed girl friends as doing. You thoroughly enjoyed her presence. Even with Nobara, you still actively hung out with Yuuji at every moment you both could get, but then one day you'd brought forth the idea that maybe the three of you should hang out together one of these days. Obviously, Yuuji was all for it, seeing as Nobara was one of his best friends after all, and Nobara easily agreed as well. Which is exactly how you found yourself sandwiched between the two of them, enjoying yourselves and spending the day together.
The day was rather romantic, though you were quite oblivious to it.
Yuuji wasn't.
He saw the way his friend looked at you when you laughed at her jokes or playfully pushed at her shoulder when she acted silly. He could see right through her and knew what she was thinking. And when Nobara asked if she could spend the night at your shared apartment in the guest room to give Megumi and his new honey the space they needed, you agreed but looked to Yuuji for his input, and naturally, he put on a smile and nodded.
However, when you had gone to bed, your bedroom door closed and shut off from the rest of the place, the pink-haired vessel decided to confront his best friend in the kitchen where she currently stood, drinking a glass of water and leaned against one of the kitchen counters. As soon as his eyes locked with hers, currently eyeing him over the rim of the glass, Yuuji inhaled, crossing his arms over his chest before he spoke.
"Noba... I know what you're doing and—"
The ginger woman cut him off, setting the half empty glass of water on the counter to speak up, "Oh yeah? Then why'd you agree to let me stay the night? Are you a cuck?"
He faltered in his words, lips shutting as his jaw clenched and then unclenched. The words she spoke caused him to sneer, glaring at her as if she should choose her next words wisely.
"I only said you could stay the night, because I know Y/N sees you as a close friend now, and I wanted to talk to you about this. You need to back off."
As he spoke, he closed the distance between himself and his long-time friend, staring down at her with a blank look, eyes widened slightly as his irises held a dark edge to them.
Despite the obvious height difference, and the fact that Yuuji was essentially a wall of muscle, Nobara didn't stand down, simply glaring right back at her best friend with a playful glint in her own gaze.
"And if I don't? C'mon Yuu', your girlfriend is so loyal to you. Why are you worried about me and my little crush? Worried I'll steal her from you right under your nose?"
"Shut your fucking mouth. I'm not threatened by you in the slightest. Just keep your eyes from wandering and find another pussy to lick."
And with that, he turned away from her and walked out of the kitchen to join you in bed, possessively wrapping his arms around your body as you slumbered. Nobara simply snorted at her friend's words, rolling her eyes but ultimately knowing that she wouldn't act out on her desires regardless, she cared too much about the friendship she shared with Yuuji as well as with you. Even so, she'd still be allowed to observe you from afar.
The following morning was like every morning, but, you found yourself being woken up the feeling of wet kisses being planted on your neck and shoulder, hands snaking under the shirt you'd stolen from Yuuji the previous night. You feel something harshly pressing up against your ass, grinding against you from behind.
Normally, you'd welcome him to take you in the morning, but you groggily remembered your house guest as Yuuji squeezed one of your tits in his hand, rolling your nipple around between his pointer and thumb.
"Yuuji.. we can't— Nob-nobara's sleeping across the ha-hall..."
He ignored you, slipping his hand between your legs and right beneath your underwear, starting to toy with your clit like his own personal fidget, a few needy kisses planted on the back of your neck.
"That just means you've gotta be extra quiet, don't you?"
He whispered, slipping one of his thick fingers up and down your folds, using his other hand to lightly pinch and twist the nipple in-between his fingers. You bite your lip to keep yourself from whimpering, squeezing Yuuji's hands with your thighs as you shut your eyes, toes curling as you're greeted with pleasure. As he's fondling you from behind, you are blind to the slight crack in the door purposely left by Yuuji, promoting a clear view for a certain peeping Tina. Your body was facing the door and the pinket behind you had made it his duty to show you off in way that proved his secret territorial side. Nobara had walked by to go to the bathroom right at the right time, hushed moans seeming to intrigue her as she found herself distracted, stopping to watch her best friend use his hands to touch you the way she wished she could, living vicariously through the pinket.
Too caught up in the pleasure you were receiving, heightened by drowsiness, you ignored the sudden loss of covering as Yuuji pulled the blanket downwards, giving a decent display of your front to the onlooker. And then, a thick digit slid into you with ease, finger sticky with arousal, and slowly began to pump itself in and out of your entrance. With a shaky moan, you reached down and loosely gripped at Yuuji's wrist as he fucked you with a single finger, still pinching and prodding at your pebbling nipples. You could only close your eyes and bump your cunt against Yuuji's hand, grinding down onto his finger while shamelessly coating his hand in your wetness. He planted yet another kiss on the spot that connects your neck and shoulders and added a second finger, curling and pumping them both in a way that hit that special spot inside you each and every time. You could swear you see stars every time he found that spot and abused it to his liking.
As Yuuji toyed with you like the newest game console, he peered over your shoulder, locking eyes with his best friend. You were too busy having your cunt stuffed with his fingers to notice, and the gnawing on your neck wasn't helping you either. You couldn't help but to moan his name and part your lips, still rutting down onto his fingers, letting him touch you just the way you liked, the heel of his palm brushing repeatedly over your clit. While his other hand occupied your nipples, tweaking them into little mountains meant to be climbed, he spoke again, his morning breath brushing over the back of your neck and the shells of your ears.
"Eeh? Look sweetie, our guest is here. Wanna put on a show?"
His words didn't seem to quite hit as hard as they should as considering you were still riddled with languor and lechery. With a voice laced with higgledy-piggledy, you lazily opened your eyes, peering over your shoulder in a sluggish manner and hummed.
"Mm...?"
Chuckling at your sleepy state, Yuuji nudges the side of your face with his nose, ushering your gaze towards the door.
"Don't look at me, look at her."
And that's when everything hit the fan.
As soon as you looked towards the door, you looked sleepily between the crack of your bedroom door and the threshold, dark amber eyes set ablaze bore into your soul, curtains of ginger hair seeming to further frame Nobara's pretty face. A sudden rush of horror and embarrassment hit you at the same time an orgasm did. While your core heated up with a searing hotness, your face burned in chagrin, while your heartbeat thudded against your ribcage like a roll of thunder. Your eyes rolled into the back of your head when it hit you, a squeal of Yuuji's name followed by a yelp was all you could manage.
You'd just came on your boyfriend's fingers while your mutual friend watched... and you kinda liked it.
castlevania really got me out here grippin' my art supplies and thinkin' about fuckin' vampires... I need to stop watchin' so many animated shows at once. I haven't even finished season 3 of kny or caught up on jjk s2 plus I finished invincible today... good lord.
izu sharing you with virgin shoto, offering to let him experience the touch of another person for once. and he’s all shy and sweet about it, then completely blown away by how good you make him feel….oh i’m drafting something btw
the youngest todoroki son bowed his head when his eyes met izuku’s piercing green ones. he didn’t normally shy away from eye contact, especially with that of a close friend, but he couldn’t help but feel like he was being interjected into something private as you kissed the greenette goodbye. the bicolored male always seemed to be around when the two of you were engaged in pda, so much so to the point he was starting to think it was purposeful. were you two aiming to rub it in his face that he was single…much worse, still a virgin at twenty seven. it was becoming suffocating with the way you two went on in front of him, however it never made him angry, instead his pants always felt two sizes too small and his mouth watered with …longing? he wasn’t sure.
todo felt himself grow red in the face, swallowing the lump in his throat as he looked down towards his lap, feigning interest in a loose thread in his slacks. he missed how izuku had whispered something in your ear once the two of you parted lips, missed how you had slinked over towards him, running your fingertips at the nape of his neck. a jolting chill ran up his spine, the seat chilling with a light frost where he was sat as his eyes flickered from you to izuku who was starting to tap away at his computer.
“you’re hair is getting a tad long, shoto.”
“i-i suppose it is,” he cleared his throat, heart hammering in his chest as you continued to slide your fingers up into his hair, lightly scratching at his scalp.
the man had to bite the inside of his cheek, resisting the urge to let his eyes flutter and roll closed, not in front of izuku. he felt so wrong, uncomfortable with his desire to lean into your touch.
“i could trim you up today, after work of course. i do izu’s all the time.”
“i don’t know-“
“don’t be shy todo’, it’s been awhile since we’ve hung out outside of work anyway. you wouldn’t want to disappoint my wife would you?” izuku chuckled, not even looking up from his screen to see the way shoto slumped in his chair, hands sliding to cover his growing erection as you still didn’t cease your playing in his hair.
he might have been a bit touch starved, no one had ever touched him sweetly…except you, and sometimes izuku when they talked amongst each other. he turned to look up at you, shy and timid.
“okay…yes. i wouldn’t want to disappoint.”
“such a gentleman. it’s a date then,” you hummed, leaning down to place a kiss on his cheek before straightening up to give a flirty wave to your husband.
and then you were gone and shoto felt like he could breathe again. it’s a date then.
so, everyone knows cuteness aggression but what about cuteness depression? have you ever seen something so cute and wholesome that you burst into fucking tears? no? just me? oh. apologies.
homophobia AND illiteracy on a03? I don't know what to say. and before anyone ASKS yes I did tag the shit correctly, some people just can't read apparently, it's actually quite sad. what are the odds that the first time I post somethin' on a03 in nearly a year.... this is the shit I get 😭😭 can't make this shit up I literally posted that fic YESTERDAY NIGHT !!!!
valid question— 🕵️ I uhHh don't really know??? probably when I have the mental capacity for it, I have not figured out the meat and potatoes of the book in its entirety just yet 💀 Idk why I always do this to myself bUt I uh.. I guess, maybe— let's hope I will update it before the end of this year (Jesus help me bc I have four other books I'm writin')
honestly wish I had fellow writers to bounce ideas off of 🧍and a beta reader too would be so nice ngl, a man can hOpE
Listen. As much as I enjoy being an amab puppy, I NEED to put Hawks in a collar & leash. Drag him around. Ride & edge him until he's nonverbal. But he doesn't get to cum. Call it revenge, call it blueballing, idc. He deserves it -💗
As an avid member of the Hawks hater club, I'm a lil' disappointed that this is in my inbox... what am I kiddin'??? (I do dislike hawks tho but not enough nOt to fuck him)
You're so true for that annonie, like, good heavens, imagine this...
How in the world did you even manage to get him to even put on a collar, let alone attach a fuckin' leash to it?! You must have casted a spell on him or something... But nope, nothing like that, a little liquid courage went so far for him to fall into your lap and proclaim one of his hidden fantasies. You could even remember the surprised look on his face when you shrugged and decided to give it a try, and before you knew it, he'd ordered a collar for himself off an online shop, along with a matching leash and the rest was, as cheesy and overused as the line is, history.
Hawks, or Keigo, was a pretender. He'd been pretending since the very beginning, but he didn't have to pretend with you, not when you looked so— so— daring as you sat on his lap, his pulsing cock buried into you at the hilt. Keigo was starfished on the bed, belly up with you looking down at him with a mischievous glint in your eye, a pretty red collar was snug around his neck (to match his feathers), and a leash was attached to it, the end of it wrapped thrice around your palm as you held it firmly.
"God... You're gonna be the death of me, birdie. Can't you just move a little? A tiny bit— 's driving me crazy—" The prohero complained, to which you responded by tugging on the leash, causing him to choke a little, a bashful, lopsided grin as you held his gaze.
You started to rock your hips back and forth, mirroring that of a seesaw, tugging the leash long as you keep him in your grip, hole fluttering around the impressive cock buried inside you.
"Oh? You don't have much of a choice in this, my poor Kei'."
Keigo is quite vocal, a moan erupting from his lips as you start to move, just like he'd asked, but alas he needed to have the last word, as cocky as usual.
"Haah.. not what I explicitly meant but thi-this'll do."
You scoffed at that, suddenly lifting yourself off his cock until only a few inches are in you, and then slam down onto him, your own breath hitching when the tip hits a special spot inside you. The prohero curses and moans, hands instinctively slamming down onto your hips to grip them to ground himself. You pull at the leash with each bounce that follows, making the man beneath you curse and shudder, creating half-cresents in the flesh of your hips with his blunt nails as you ride him with determination.
Keigo can only pant as you lift and drop your hips in a steady rhythm, not particularly fast, but your movements are harsh, enough to make Keigo blush and bite his lip, moaning and muttering like a man off his rocker.
The dirty blond somewhat believes himself to be decent at his self-control, he's had to control himself in many ways, inside and outside his work, inside and outside the bedroom. But he finds himself struggling whenever it comes to you and things like this, you just hug his cock so snugly and the way you tug on his leash, choking him ever so slightly each time you move up and down has him seeing stars— was the milky way always this pretty?
Selfishly, you indulged in pleasuring yourself through the use of Keigo's cock, using him like a toy just as he'd asked, even at his expense.
It's a bit tiresome having to pace yourself, but it's all worth it, watching the way the man beneath you scrunches up his nose or his lips part to silently moan.
You allow yourself to cum when you want to, needing no permission to do so as evidence of it smears itself onto your and Keigo's belly.
It's driving him insane, his eyes shutting as he holds himself back for the second time, not wanting to go against your (his) wishes, but he can't stop his lips from moving as he asks.
"Can I cum? Please, please— I'll be good...
Hah. Wanna— need to..."
You pause your steady bouncing, opting for simply bringing your hips around in a circular motion, SpongeBob comes to mind but then you shake your head at his pitiful question.
"Hmm... Don't think so. We've barely— started."
"Please...!?"
You look down at the disheveled man, and you swear you see his lip wobble, puppy eyes stare up at you through dark lashes.
You almost folded but remembered your original goal, blinking at him rather emptily before lifting your hips up, which Keigo immediately takes note of.
"Oh no— wait wait waaaay—IT! FUCK!"
You cut him off by slamming back down on his overused cock, the sensitive thing throbbing nearly as fast as his heartbeat as you start up the fuckening yet again.
Let's be real, Keigo would not shut up, even if you overstimulated him to the point where his dick turned red, he's always got to say something. The closest you'd get to him shutting his mouth is if you put a ball gag in his mouth as well or if you choked the hell out of him with that leash in your hand. He loves attention, good or bad, and you're gonna give it to him regardless.
virgin! yuuji itadori! x any! gender! reader blorbo -> no specific genitals, physical features, or body parts are mentioned when referring to reader. minors do not interact !! all chars. are adults
virgin! yuuji currently lives rent free in my head… i don’t dabble in the land of submissive-esque guys enough, and that’s gonna change startin’ now. service tops are so amazing oh my gods
first things first, virgin! yuuji needs constant reassurance, even whilst he’s buried in you, rutting away, stuttering his hips and mumbling curses and whimpery praises under his breath.
“‘m I d-doin’ ok?”
please say yes for the love of gods, he might just fuck ya a lil’ harsher, calloused fingers moving on their own to busy themselves somewhere on your body
virgin! yuuji likes any position, really. you suggest it, he’ll give it a go, but his absolute favorite is when you’re on your back, touchin’ yourself as he’s fuckin’ you. he loves it even more when you grab his hands, placing them on places you want him to touch you, which he obediently does, continuing to move those determined hips of his. it doesn’t matter what hole you’ve got for his fat cock to occupy, he’s gonna pathetically breed you to the best of his abilities with the stamina of a goddamn cheetah.
virgin! yuuji cums a lot. and not all at once, just in sporadic lil’ spurts. and boy, when he cums, he cums. he’s so goddamn loud, even louder than you are. he sounds like he’s in some shitty porno sometimes but those sounds are still music to your ears
“mmph! fuck… s-stop squ—-squeezin’ so.. so hard!”
virigin! yuuji whines and whimpers so much, it’s not even funny, and did i mention sometimes he overstimulates himself to the point of getting little glittery globs in the corners of his eyes? and fuuuuck he’s so pretty when he cries, cheeks glistening with sweat and tears as he’s panting up a storm over you.
virgin! yuuji drools too. imagine that—- a ravenous beast, sloppily fucking you as he’s hovering your body, drooling and crying and still asking for your reassurance at nearly every waking moment, his voice hitching up with every curse.
virigin! yuuji is drunk on his own arousal when it comes to you, which is mostly your fault for having such an addictive body. it takes a miracle for you to even be able to understand his constant gibberish, syllables and constants going missing somewhere in-between his cutesy lil’ moans. there’s a few ways to shut him up.
either grab him by the back of his neck and pull him down to shove your tongue down his throat, swallow up every whiney noise and tangle your fingers through his locks…
or
pull him down and force his face into the crook of your neck, but don’t be surprised when he sinks his teeth into your skin, leaving deep indents in your neck. and even then it doesn’t fully stop him from him going on his mumbling tangent.
honestly, it doesn’t matter if you’ve fucked him on multiple occasions, he’ll always be virgin! yuuji in the bedroom until ya gag him, that’s as realistic as it gets
virgin! yuuji is goin’ at it ‘til the room STINKS.
nipple piercings are just so pretty on anyones titties like i want them so bad but i just dont wanna deal w sorry nipples on top of having sore boobs 😭
bruh I know right, imagine havin' to SLEEP with 'em after just gettin' 'em done??? I'm a belly sleeper so I can't imagine how much I'd wanna die if I had to sleep on sore tits and nips, id simply pass away from the pain honestly. plus— I feel like it'd be a super weird sensation to change the nipple jewelry, the thought alone makes me shudder— shout out to those with nip piercings bc I can't do it tyvm I will admire them from afar
got my ears pierced yesterday and the nice piercer had nipple piercings and they were pokin' through their shirt and I was tryin' my best not to stare— but it was so hard because they were LOOKIN' at me 😮💨 my eyes just kept flickering between their tits and their face and god I felt like a fuckin' pervert 😭 boobs aren't meant to be sexualized but i was sexualizin' 'em... I've sinned.
now I'm thinkin' about my fav boys with the prettiest nip jewelry... heavy on suguru, CHOSO, toji (only one ngl), sukuna (most fucking definitely), megumi is a maybe, yuuji is a maybe, prolly not any of the ladies except maybe yuki... was gonna say gojo but I think he's more of a tongue piercing guy
and then for the MHA babes— kyoka, denki, shinsou, HANTA !!, mina prolly would get those cute ass heart ones ngl, and prolly baku and kiri if they're on their gothic type shit, dabi, maybe toga, shiggy would get them if aizawa got them and aizawa prolly wouldn't—
I can't stop thinkin' about gettin' piercings from a hot guy or lady or nonbine in a compression shirt that doesn't hide their piercings and boy oh boy it was cold today too so that mighta added to it...
have some sketches because I'm a stupid slut with horny brain turned on max. (did not mean to draw geto so pretty)
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