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( ♡ this for a lyric starter i guess ?? )

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( say it with me now; SHOJI. ISN’T. AMAMI. )

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( i want someone to make Shoji happy )

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( eXCUSE ME )

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[ ORIGAMI ARTIST ] ✯ *:･ﾟ✧

        ❛ Seriously ?? Can you keep your fuckin’ metal music down ?? Not only can           I hear it from the floor above; but it’s giving me a goddamn headache... I           can’t concentrate on my work if half of the damn school is shaking due to           the fuckin’ bass that has been put at it’s highest point. ❜

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( okay, so who wants a grumpy baby ?? )

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rp sentence starters taken from rupi kaur’s work , the sun and her flowers.

“ my heart cracked inside my body. ” “ no one is coming in and no one is getting out. ” “ i deserved someone who was willing to stay.” “ a dozen different thoughts tear through me each second. ” “ i envy the winds who still witness you. ” “ i could be anything in the world. ” “ but i wanted to be his. ” “ what does love look like? ” “ i realized how naive i have been. ” “ i’m about to get up and walk right out the door. ” “ you cannot walk in and out of me like a revolving door. ” “ you took the sun with you when you left. ” “ when you plunged the knife into me you also began bleeding. ” “ you will suffer the way you make me suffer. ” “ i think my body knew you would not stay. ” “ your absence is a missing limb. ” “ it must be hard to live with what ifs. ” “ how did we live through it and how are we still living? ” “ i can tell when you’re lying. ” “ the person i fell in love with was a mirage. ” “ i notice everything i do not have. ” “ i hardened under the last loss. ” “ all i dream is to soften. ” “ i barely feel like living. ” “ why are you so unkind to me? ” “ you are waiting for someone who is not coming back. ” “ i was the warmest place you knew. ” “ you turned me cold. ” “ the irony of loneliness is we all feel it at the same time. ” “ you must see no worth in yourself. ” “ worth is not something we transfer. ” “ growth is a process. ” “ your actions are not my responsibility. ” “ it’s okay to let others help pick up the pieces. ” “ i do not weep because i’m unhappy. ” “ i have everything and yet i am unhappy. ” “ nothing in this world was promised or belonged to you. ” “ all you own is yourself. ” “ you have already rotted. ” “ there is nothing left for me to do. ” “ what if nothing wants me because i do not want me? ” “ i am both the poison and the antidote. ” “ i have survived far too much to go quietly. ” “ my death will be grand. ” “ all i’ve ever known is pain. ” “ never feel guilty for starting again. ” “ i am the ghost of ghosts. ” “ there is god in you. ”  

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rp sentence starters using lines from amrit brar’s series , shitty horoscopes  part one  ( 1 - 5 ) / part two  ( 6 - 12 ) 

“ let the record show that they were ill-equipped to deal with you. ” “ you’ll be fertilizer regardless. ” “ might as well have interesting stories for the dirt. ” “ there is an exhaustion that comes with living. ” “ fear is the absence of understanding. ” “ horror is the act of understanding perfectly. ” “ your love will always be rooted deeper than any grave. ” “ you’ve long seen your downfall spelled out in another’s bones. ” “ the victor spoils, the loser learns. ” “ the body is rot waiting to happen. ” “ you will never have loved for nothing. ” “ quiet reflection is next to impossible. ” “ you inspire me to be better! a better ‘what’ is up for interpretation. ” “ we don’t know where you came from. ” “ we need you to go back. ” “ the dark doesn’t intend to hurt you. ” “ i lived better when i was ignorant of the sun, tucked away in your chest. ” “ and then there’s saying ‘fuck it,’ and doing what you may. ” “ if only it were easy! to wish and want for nothing. ” “ if only you weren’t less human for it. ” “ in the end there is no blaze of glory. ” “ die due to carelessness. ” “ in the span of your life there’s plenty to avoid. ” “ you are dazzling and terrifying. ” “ those words are not as removed from one another as you may think. ” “ pick a place and die there. ” “ i know you mean well. ” “ may fortune favor the fuckups. ” “ remarkable that one plane of existence can host so much, and so little, distance. ” “ learn when it’s best to bite your tongue. ” “ temper the nest of hornets in your loveless mouth. ” “ i worry. ” “ time sours, rots, renews, sours again. ” “ grief and growth live hand-in-hand. ” “ sleeping, like dying, delivers you from one world to the next. ” “ rest in crypts and wake in gardens. ” “ make room for small, fragile things. ” “ you win some, you lose some, you lie, cheat, and swindle some. ” “ stranger things have happened. ” “ you are happening all the time and should probably stop. ” “ let none be the noose. ” “ take what you can and run. ” “ gratuitous violence : selfish, satisfying, heartbreaking, and so like everything else you love. ” “ understanding builds bridges. ” “ there is a variety of sadness that makes a home in your guts and never quite leaves. ” “ being loathsome and lovely in equal measure is probably a talent. somewhere. ” “ why fear the dead, when you can fear the living? ” “ if you’re forging your own path, be prepared to light your own pyre. ” “ you can’t wrestle apologies from the sea or the sun. ” “ you were a plague none were prepared for. ” “ assholery is incurable, unfortunately. ” “ no one’s going to notice the difference between you pushing dandelions or daisies so leave them something worth talking about. ” “ you aren’t obligated to be anyone’s cure. ” “ soothe what you can, fight what you can’t. ” “ devour the monsters and you can call any place home. ” “ you’re only as lucky as your expectations are low. ” “ worse than having too many secrets is having no secrets at all. ” “ killing the monsters is the easy bit. it’s finding them that’s the hard part. ” “ there exists a tipping point between gods and monsters. ” “ your humanity is the largest burden you will bear. ” “ but you have seen yourself in the mirror. ” “ even spectres can tire. ” “ it pays to kill with kindness. ” “ you’re your own worst enemy. ” “ you’re only armed to the teeth because you’re more brittle than you’d care to admit. ” “ your ego cannot afford cremations or caskets. ” “ whether you like what you see is up for debate. ” “ whether it can be contained in a dark basement is another matter entirely. ”

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[ ORIGAMI ARTIST ] ✯ *:･ﾟ✧

       ❛ . . . ❜

   He was not having a good day whatsoever, he missed the bus to school, he only got    paid half of what he was supposed to get at work, && now he had accidentally head-    butted someone. The origami artist just wanted to explode && hit something or    someone, anything just to get it out of his system. He hated everything today.

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[ ORIGAMI ARTIST ] ✯ *:･ﾟ✧

        ❛ If you’re just gonna keep on botherin’ me; get th’fuck out of here, kid. ❜

   Shoji just didn’t want to be around anyone right now, he had a lot to worry about today,    his job, his little sister && what he’d get her to eat tonight, maybe that sushi packet    that she always bugged him about? Yeah, maybe...

        ❛ I ain’t got th’time nor th’patience to deal with you. ❜

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( okay, so who wants a grumpy baby ?? )

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                                              ＬＥＴ ＭＹ ＬＩＦＥ ＵＮＦＯＬＤ                                                                    art credit [x]

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Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters

“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”

“Can you explain memes to me?”

“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”

“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”

“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”

“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”

“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”

“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”

“I am a happy little cheese monster.”

“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”

“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”

“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”

“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”

“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”

“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”

“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”

“Mothman is bullshit.”

“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”

“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”

“See you in class… bitch.”

“Sharks are tight.”

“So, you ever kill a man?”

“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”

“That… that is a good butt.”

“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”

“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”

“This is where I come to masturbate.”

“Wait, I’m a wreck.”

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”

“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”

“Your face… is… good.”

“Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Starter Sentences

You got a badditude. That’s a bad attitude.

Motherhood really opens a man’s eyes!

Let me check. Oh, it just says no one likes you.

I accidentally smiled at you last week and you shined a laser pointer into my eye and screamed “perv”.

Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when PacMan dies.

I have to ask, do you think “awesome” begins with an “o”?

I got aroused last night watching a nature documentary on bees. It was fine until they went inside a hive.

You can’t handle the me!

Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it’s true.

You never let me do anything cool!

The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.

Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time, but then I’m like, “boobs, farts, boobs, whatever.”

I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly!

Blink twice if you’d like me to mercy kill you.

I feel like I’m the Paris of people.

My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she’d never be better than me.

Here are the rules. No staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts.

I’m fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.

The last lady I went out with burst into tears when I told her I was a Gemini.

Chop-chop. There’s plenty of embarrassing to do and only a few hours to do it in.

Yes, 911? What’s the safest way to set a car on fire?

My doctor said that if the bullet was a fraction to the left and two feet up, it would have hit my brain!

Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.

I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!

That’s right! Just kicked Santa in the testicles.

It looks like you live on the set of Murder, She Wrote.

Did you make the cover of “Hair-Pulled-Back Magazine?”

Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop!

Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don’t give candy to a baby! They can’t brush their teeth!

Actually, someone reported that they couldn’t find your head. But we found it; it was up your butt.