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pkburgertown

kids

higheramerica

Michelle, quick, stop the car….

smores-and-dinosaurs

plants4

which do u think would win in a fight??? discuss

rcktpwr

the first dog clearly has years of fighting experience and possesses the stern, quiet dominance of a master, but his age could prove disadvantageous when pitted against the raw power of the second dog. there’s clearly something brutal and furious burning inside him, and he walks with a carelessness that hints at his true berserker nature. the first dog’s technique will have to be flawless if he hopes to avoid being annihilated

ondoinganevildeedblues

I fucking hate this post. It’s fucking bullshit. Tell me, in what fucking universe do you exist in where raw anger and strength will overcome a seasoned master of fighting. No Fuck this. The first dog has 10,000 years of experience under his belt just look at that beard. The other dog is some angry stupid asshole and he will get his ass kicked. Fuck you and Fuck you for making me look at the url “shrexy”

seapunksundog

here for this

stability

me, immediately after communicating in any way with another human being: I have Failed

stability

magnoliapearl

My loves

thatofficial70show

Jimi Hendrix by Jean Giraud, AKA Moebius. (via)

neo-andhis-6-meows

So um...

I found a baby Jackdaw in an alley way away from trees or roofs and I gave it some water

It took the water and then proceeded to follow me… I picked it up and carried it as I was crossing roads

I then set it down in some grass and to my surprise it carried on following me

So I sat at a picnic bench and it tried hopping up so I put it on the table

(Neo jumped up too)

It refused to leave me alone and followed me HOME!

I tried to give it food and a set up for it. I called RSPB and they told me to take it in as stray cats will kill it.

It is now in my room and very friendly to me

It’s name is Kali now. I will release it when it grows bigger and can fly it has the run of my room which I bird proofed

sonneillonv-deactivated20220218

You are a blessed person and deserve to be blessed.

flashinqlights

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217

Pixels is probably gonna make it’s money back, which is honestly the worst thing ever

suu-zu

Tell everyone about your Adam Sandler racketeering theory

pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217

That’s not a theory, that is absolutely what he is fucking doing

ironnyan

Okay Dean, I need you tell me about your Adam Sandler racketeering theory.

pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217

Okay so Sandler movies get lots of viewers (for some reason) right so he can go to a big fucking studio like Sony Pictures (Pixels) and say “yo gimme $88 million dollars to make a movie” and since thats always worked before and his films have always made a return no matter how fucking awful they are (Mall Cop 2 made over 3x budget, Zohan made over 2x, Jack & Jill just barely missed out on 2x budget) they say “yeah go on then”

So now Sandler has $80 million to make a film with, and a bunch of friends who need paychecks to live on, right? So he just pays them for whatever half-assed performance they give (Kevin James, David Spade, Rob Schneider, etc) and they make a fucking movie. and its awful, but get this right

Product placement. In Gilmore, Happy gets sponsored by Subway to play golf, and in Jack & Jill, the plot of the movie basically revolves around advertising, specifically for Dunkin Donuts. You’ve got Gatorade in Waterboy, McDonalds and Hooters in Big Daddy, Popeyes Chicken in Little Nicky, Wendys in Mr Deeds, Bed Bath & Beyond in Click, MySpace in Funny People, KFC in Grown Ups (Kevin James is a fat man), and a bottle or can of Budweiser is in nearly every scene of That’s My Boy,

So basically, Sandler gets paid ridiculous amounts of money to make a film, gets paid even more money for product placement, then just pays his friends, and throws together an absolutely god awful film. And apparently because “Happy Gilmore/Billy Madison was funny!” (hint: they weren’t), people still go see his films twenty years later. And since he’s part producer on some of these films, he makes even more when stupid people go to see his films!

totallynotagentphilcoulson

You know, it’s absolutely amazing. Under the right circumstances, a filmmaker could make more money with a flop then he could with a hit!

des-shinta

It’s what Ewe Boll did for years. Failed movies used to be a massive tax write-off in some countries.

nocountryforoldjetpacks

vimoradi-deactivated20180806

#i don’t remember this part of pacific rim

#It's always sunny in philadelphia

didntfitthenarrative

White society: refuses to recognize, showcase, and celebrate black beauty. Black women: points out the problem White society: “stop bitching, if you want to see better representation than you have to do something about it yourselves” Black women: *creates their own spaces to celebrate black beauty White society: “that’s racist, you shouldn’t exclude people”

White society: limits mobility for black actors and entertainers, especially in film and television / caters media specifically to white audiences Black people: points out the problem White society: “stop bitching, make something yourself” Black people: creates own networks, award shows, and films and television specifically catered to black audiences and with the express purpose of giving more jobs and better visibilitiy to black artists. White society: “that’s racist, white people don’t have their own channels and award shows; also. . black films? Entertainment should be made for everybody.”

White society: continues to treat blacks as second class and unprotected citizens Black people: CALMLY points out the problem White society: “not our problem” Black people: creates black movement to protest the problem, through which some results finally start showing White society: “that’s divisive, ALL LIVES MATTER… also this is not how you achieve results, you need to be more calm and civil, like my bff MLK!”

17mul

lmsig

roadkill-saint

Honestly I’m so sick of seeing rich-girl fitness. Don’t show me pretty vegan smoothies in mason jars held by a girl with perfect makeup, a manicure, and a color-coordinated running outfit. Show me diets and workouts that I can manage when I’m working 13 hours days and living on a budget. Show me how to eat healthy when I have 5 minutes for lunch. Show me small things I can do to help my body. Show me workout plans that I can do outside of a gym when I can’t afford a membership. I don’t have time. I don’t have money. Half the time I don’t have the motivation to get up in the morning. But I have a body. I want to be healthy.