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A blog for anything I feel like posting. Also I should update this with about me info since mobile can't access my about page | J | queer | They/She/He (but that last one’s more out of convenience I’m some sort of nonbinary transfemme girlboy manwoman) | March 27 1991 currently 35 | <3 moveslikebucky | fixate on a lot of things but they're all pretty constant throughout just sometimes bomb tags | lichrally just stuck with this url the past nine decade plus change because "Great Vest Bro Han Solo shrugging gif" is my biggest most impactful online joke and I wasn't OP on the original post I made the joke on so I'm kinda stuck with this to link myself to it | Hi this is actually a little bit longer than my actual about page that I haven’t touched in years so thank's for sticking with it this far have a lovely day

[steakplissken]

Breakaway Catholic group excommunicated after defying warnings from Pope Leo | CNN

The Vatican announced Thursday that priests and members of a Catholic group that ordained four new bishops in defiance of Pope Leo XIV’s wis

Pope Leo: God forbid you follow Vatican II

Society of Pope Pius: THATS WHAT WE'RE SAYING!

[zulashur]

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[rook-jemmy]

"becomes" 🤨🙄

[rook-jemmy]

portal 2 is an american gothic horror story about an incredibly traumatized and exploited girl who was forced into a perpetual hell of servitude by the forces of capital and infinite growth. portal 2 is about how science owes its greatest achievements to women who never received any credit or control over the industries that they created. portal 2 is about how tech companies dehumanize and exploit feminized labor. portal 2 is about physically exploring a woman's repressed memories and realizing she was right to kill all those people with deadly neurotoxin. portal 2 is about fighting the piece of you they created to keep you weak and easy to control, ripping it out, and sending it to the fucking moon. portal 2 is about helping your traumatized girlfriend come to grips with her violent past. portal 2 is about how tech CEOs are so fucking stupid they would probably die from snorting moon rocks. portal 2 is about rape and exploitation and capitalism and vivisection and everything that would make you go 'ewwie' if it wasnt happening to a gigantic robot

[saeriibon]

tribute to jerboas

[badassdemonsword]

Bro, its weekend, join me in my outer haven

[badassdemonsword]

[captain-price-returns]

Trump: "I even had a conversation with Theodore Roosevelt. I said, 'What do you think about the Panama Canal? Do you consider that your greatest achievement and how do you feel about the fact that the Democrats gave the Panama Canal away to Panama for $1?'"

if your 80yr old parent was talking about having conversations with someone who died ~27 years before they were even born, you'd be getting power-of-attorney in place

[captain-price-returns]

It should be noted Trump is saying he talked to Roosevelt about the Panama Canal transfer in 1999, which happened EIGHTY years after Roosevelt’s death.

[captain-price-returns]

Adam Kunz (@adamkunz.com)

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I have discovered Trump is referring to the conversation he had with the AI Theodore Roosevelt at the library.

[captain-price-returns]

"Televised Nervous Breakdown": CEO of Palantir Suffers a Bit of a Meltdown During Live Interview

On CNBC's infamously churlish segment "Squawk Box," Palantir CEO Alex Karp appeared to suffer a nearly 20-minute meltdown.

Coked out of his head

[lillie-garden]

im sorry but you Have to put in effort for your friends. i know we're all damaged trans women who are used to "if i ask for help i will not get it; if i take up space i will be discarded." but we CANNOT treat eachother like that! you deserve more than "oh teehee you can reach out to me 2 years later and ill still consider us friends dont worry!" you deserve standards holy shit

[lillie-garden]

like i understand depressive episodes, i understand having difficulty reaching out, i understand having months where you're just not able to hold conversation, but you realise that's all of us, right? you realise that we all need each other, right? im not saying abandon and cut off anyone who fails to respond within the hour, but you're allowed to say "hey yeah that kinda hurt, please don't build up some expectation that i'm going to hate you for not responding to the point where you leave me isolated too."

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

I think I reblogged this before but I didn’t say this when I did so I’m saying it now;

The funniest thing about this to me is I shopped at Aldi the most when I was living in Texas, but they did not at any point between 2016 and 2023 feel the need to have an Aldi cowboy despite like, existing in multiple state where cowboy imagery is cliche for decades before the 2024 acquisition of Winn-Dixie and Harveys Supermarkets

Also technically this is Aldi Sud cuz Aldi Nord has owned Trader Joe’s since ‘79

[chilewithcarnage]

24 karat gold labubu divorces Dubai chocolate I don't fucking care girl

[yeetmewithachainsaw]

[creepymutelilbugger]

CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHKA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

(Via @mcbitchtits)

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Schism? Schism today?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

🍿

[turuin]

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

[mygogglesdosomething]

Schism today

[skeletonsiro]

in our copy of hana-bi the subtitles never leave the screen until something else is said

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[divergent998-blog]

[jjbang8]

His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.

[elgreytea]

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)