I Should Really Edit My Desktop Theme

A blog for anything I feel like posting. Also I should update this with about me info since mobile can't access my about page | J | queer | They/She/He (but that last one’s more out of convenience I’m some sort of nonbinary transfemme girlboy manwoman) | March 27 1991 currently 35 | <3 moveslikebucky | fixate on a lot of things but they're all pretty constant throughout just sometimes bomb tags | lichrally just stuck with this url the past nine decade plus change because "Great Vest Bro Han Solo shrugging gif" is my biggest most impactful online joke and I wasn't OP on the original post I made the joke on so I'm kinda stuck with this to link myself to it | Hi this is actually a little bit longer than my actual about page that I haven’t touched in years so thank's for sticking with it this far have a lovely day

[maidthings]

my 37 year old vampire girlfriend keeps telling me i simply don't understand the woes of immortality as if I didn't also own a VHS player or visit a blockbuster a few times as a kid

[maidthings]

she keeps staring off into the distance saying those shit like "those as youthful as you know not what horrors lie in your past" even though we both know damn well she's talking about the 2008 financial crash

[saltiecattoz]

[obsessedbyneon]

Harrison Ford for Kirin Lager Beer

[sweeetestcurse]

Kurt Russell as MacReady 04/??

[deadcowboystelltales]

Macready was running on no sleep and was battling a shapeshifting undercover alien and STILL kept that blowout fresh

lesson learned: don’t let anything stop you from living out your hair dreams

[muzzlesbian]

EVIL HRT

ESTRADIEOL

PROGESTERRORONE

CYPROTERONE ACETHATE

Spironolactone

FINASTYERIDE

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[oneheadtoanother]

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

That's illegal, Nancy

[captain-price-returns]

I think this might be one of the most incredible, unsettling and symbolic photos of today’s America I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop looking at it. It’s perfect.

[toskarin]

I love pointing out that you can tell when bethesda started hemorrhaging creative staff because important historical figures stop wielding spears and then they disappear from the games entirely

[toskarin]

you can feel the disagreement in the creative direction of morrowind between the writers who think spears are cool and the actual game design which often scratches its head a little when it's trying to do something like figure out how a spear and shield could be wielded together, followed by their gradual disappearance in the expansions, and then they're just notably absent from oblivion's medieval-flavoured holy roman empire, which is still crawling with boars nonetheless

[pavizi]

adventure time comic 2

[loveridden1999]

[byelacey]

maybe my house is haunted 👻

[mclennonyaoi]

i feel like those posts thatre like “REAL gay people don’t talk about yaoi discourse they go to gay clubs and do ket” are crazy like i understand they’re critiquing a hyper specific genre of online queer but babe they can do both… i know people who are ravers and are always on shrooms and read mcr rpf like i feel like we draw a big line between the online queer community and the in person one but that girls at gay bars have tumblr accounts it’s really not that seperate

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

[senorpugbean]

Veronica is the only one allowed to bring her guns to the wedding

Based on this! :)

I think the sketch looks better so you guys get to see it too

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm fucking weeping rn

[marxism-transgenderism]

Ice age woman making the first discovery of kink when she gets ambushed while out hunting by a woman from a neighboring clan who rips down her thick animal hide coat and hold a stone knife to her exposed chest saying in a language that she understands some but not all of the words of that she will skin her like an elk and she without thinking hits her with the 🥺 face

[marxism-transgenderism]

"What did she mean by this" it means I was thinking fondly about ancient lesbians with cnc kinks what the fuck do you think I meant

[marxism-transgenderism]

I must now take a moment to criticize my own post i made 30 seconds before falling asleep cause theres no way in hell some ice age chick was the first person who get kinky. When we talk about the ice age we typically mean like 20-30k years ago. Anatomically modern humans have been around for like 300k years, to say nothing of the hominids we evolved from. If you dont think we were doing shibari with hand woven rope made from wild grasses with neanderthals and denisovans you're fucking dreaming pal

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Australopithecine woman making the first discovery of kink when she gets ambushed while out hunting in the Great Rift Valley by a woman from a neighboring H. habilis clan who rips away her animal hide satchel and hold a stone knife to her exposed chest saying in a language that she understands some but not all of the words of that she will skin her like an antelope and she without thinking hits her with the 🥺 face