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A blog for anything I feel like posting. Also I should update this with about me info since mobile can't access my about page | J | queer | They/She/He (but that last one’s more out of convenience I’m some sort of nonbinary transfemme girlboy manwoman) | March 27 1991 currently 35 | <3 moveslikebucky | fixate on a lot of things but they're all pretty constant throughout just sometimes bomb tags | lichrally just stuck with this url the past nine decade plus change because "Great Vest Bro Han Solo shrugging gif" is my biggest most impactful online joke and I wasn't OP on the original post I made the joke on so I'm kinda stuck with this to link myself to it | Hi this is actually a little bit longer than my actual about page that I haven’t touched in years so thank's for sticking with it this far have a lovely day

[epicsause-official]

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

[epicsause-official]

heres kinda what i mean

[memecucker]

[ottisbuns]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the nepo baby to director pipeline is creating and maintaining an alternate universe in movies and tv where everyone is rich even when they're not in the plot

[innerchildabortionclinic]

my idiot son who thinks everyone lives in a mansion justtttt made another show and yes sydney sweeney will be there

[petslifeworld]

Ferret shows the owner her babies.

[styleskiszka12-deactivated20211]

I’m straight up CRYING

[dragonsmirk]

The person who commented “sounds like a bunch of kazoos having a panic attack” made me laugh out loud :D

[ceekari]

“it is YOUR turn to watch them. what, no, you don’t need to pick them up what are you doing, just- no get BACK here i said it’s your TURN”

[anyboli]

This page from one of my history books looks like a lesbian utopia.

Source: Reclaiming Lost Ground by Neale McGoldrick & Margaret Crocco

[anyboli]

Very similar vibes - this 1899 illustration from Puck of butchy (for the time) lesbians looking like the coolest, hottest women to ever walk the earth

[adachi]

I had someone ask me "where are the pokemon cards" and I tried to direct her to the kids section and she got really indignat and went "no. Pokemon cards. Theyre like, collectibles" and I had to go No I know what those are. Those are kids playing cards. Kids section

[adachi]

She was trying to look behind the counter where we keep Gold Jewelry and Gucci Purses for pokemon cards

[what-even-is-thiss]

There’s at least a little good news

[what-even-is-thiss]

For those of you confused about why it’s “nearly all children” that’s because children born to foreign diplomats and children born on foreign owned boats in US waters aren’t citizens because the constitution says citizenship applies to people born in the US and subject to the jurisdiction thereof. Diplomats and people on foreign owned boats aren’t subject to the jurisdiction of the US government.

[memorycycle]

imagine giant gorilla patrolling jungle ruins

[memorycycle]

now turn your screen brightness to max and stare at this post for 800 years

[wh40kartwork]

Renegade Sister

by Oscar Obando

[perkwunos]

The Johnny Appleseed they don’t want you to know about

[moociao-after-dark]

Someone needs to pay Mike Brooks to write an Exodite book, if GW isn't going to do it...

[moociao-after-dark]

EXODITES ARE REAL BITCHESSSSSSSSSS

[redsixwing]

Hey, Bandcamp users. You have probably already heard, but Bandcamp was bought by a music licensing firm, and laid off half its staff "as a cost cutting measure."

I will be downloading everything I purchased from Bandcamp and keeping an eye on it.

Bandcamp Undergoes Ownership Transition with Layoffs and Industry Concerns | Enterprise Wired

In a significant shift of ownership, Bandcamp, the renowned digital music marketplace, has officially transitioned from its previous owner,

[natalieironside]

Father Elijah: "I need you to do a casino heist for me. But all that casino-heisting equipment you brought with you? You don't need any of that shit. I threw all that shit in the garbage. Here's a onesie and a gun that shoots cubes."

[tvguts]

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

[sawed-on-shotgun]

going on hormones and starting to pass as a man is a mixed bag. obviously that is The Goal. but like

pros: yay! i finally look like a guy! people think im a man!

cons: im only noticing that people perceive me as male because of misogyny 90% of the time

[sawed-on-shotgun]

it's shit i didn't even register before transitioning too. i went out with my friends to a diner yesterday, one is a girl and the other gets clocked as a girl, and when we went in and they asked for the name of the table they asked Me specifically. like looked dead in my eyes and asked Me. i was addressed when it orders and payment first as well. like. Damn. Okay. Shit

[sawed-on-shotgun]

being trans in any direction gives you this but with like a multiplier effect

[stahsm]

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

[thatisuseful]

Damn, that's useful

[fluidstatick]

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

[catherea]

Absolutely love that I'm short for rent this month because my temp agency didn't cover my full shift when I called out recently. And no money for gas or food for my up coming work week.

Really feeling it now mr krabs

[catherea]

If anyone can help spare up to $100 I can stay a float until I get paid next week. I really need this to get gas and have some food for the next week.

Venmo

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