you can't live like this

Faye Chamberlain • Eighteen • Witch Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.

[chamberfaye]

Guess what day it is?

[adelinewyd-blog]

When’s his birthday?

[chamberfaye]

The eighth and if it's the ninth, then it's after his birthday but the point still stands that it was his birthday.

[chamberfaye]

I've officially found the downside.

[adelinewyd-blog]

It’s a day, not rocket science.

[chamberfaye]

Not what I meant, Lydia. 

[chamberfaye]

Guess what day it is?

[jakearmstrong-tsc]

You can’t be mad at me, that wouldn’t be very nice. It can’t be lame if you’re around.

[chamberfaye]

I'm not mad at you but if you keep telling me I can't be mad at you then I might actually get mad at you. Don't you remember that I force you to do normal things and occasionally refuse to let you play grab ass? I can definitely be lame.

[chamberfaye]

Guess what day it is?

[jakearmstrong-tsc]

Well you’re always a joy to be around… except when you’re mad at me.

[chamberfaye]

Who said I was mad at you? I just don't want to hear how lame your birthday was just because you decided you wanted to watch TV.

[chamberfaye]

Guess what day it is?

[jakearmstrong-tsc]

How about a nice evening with my girlfriend, does that sound doable?

[chamberfaye]

And here I thought that's already what we were doing.

[chamberfaye]

Guess what day it is?

[jakearmstrong-tsc]

And there you go ruining my fantasy already

[chamberfaye]

Find a new fantasy, birthday boy. 

[chamberfaye]

Guess what day it is?

[jakearmstrong-tsc]

I mean I could ask you to deliver me food on a silver platter… apron and all. 

[chamberfaye]

I don't think we have an apron, so you're out of luck there. Plus, your fear of me poisoning you kind of puts a damper on things.

[chamberfaye]

Guess what day it is?

[jakearmstrong-tsc]

I mean I could get creative but it’ll probably be at your expense. 

[chamberfaye]

More at my expense than telling me to serve you and then shut up so you can watch sports already is?

[chamberfaye]

Guess what day it is?

[jakearmstrong-tsc]

On second thought I just put you not complaining at the top of my demands list.

[chamberfaye]

Who says I was complaining? I was just offering you the opportunity to be more creative.

[chamberfaye]

Guess what day it is?

[jakearmstrong-tsc]

What can I say, I’m a simple guy. Doesn’t take much to make me happy.

[chamberfaye]

You know that I'm never letting you live this down, right? It will always be remembered as the night you put ESPN and carbonation at the top of your list.

[chamberfaye]

Guess what day it is?

[jakearmstrong-tsc]

Can my demand be getting me a soda and letting me watch Sports Center without any complaints. 

[chamberfaye]

Those have to be the least interesting demands anyone has ever made on their birthday. I mean, you could've aimed pretty high and instead you went with soda and sports?

[chamberfaye]

Guess what day it is?

[adelinewyd-blog]

Wednesday?

[chamberfaye]

I was going to say Jake's birthday, but I suppose it is after midnight.

[chamberfaye]

I've officially found the downside.

[adelinewyd-blog]

It’s Tuesday.

[chamberfaye]

And of course that's something you remember.

[chamberfaye]

Guess what day it is?

[jakearmstrong-tsc]

Does this mean if I acknowledge my birthday I get to make demands because I might just hop aboard the birthday train in that case. 

[chamberfaye]

That definitely depends on what those demands are.

[chamberfaye]

Guess what day it is?

[jakearmstrong-tsc]

Good thinking since I’d definitely bail on the party. So I’m an idiot, what else is new? Though I think you should be nice to me… it is my birthday after all. 

[chamberfaye]

And you're still my idiot, so nothing is new. I'm being perfectly nice to you and you can't dismiss your birthday and make demands. It's one or the other.

[chamberfaye]

Guess what day it is?

[jakearmstrong-tsc]

We call it getting old. At least I’m aging well, right? Because it’s not really something anyone remembers, not to mention it’s not really celebrated either.

[chamberfaye]

You're aging very well. And you're an idiot if you thought I wouldn't remember. I would've thrown you a party if it weren't for the fact that I assumed you'd skip town instead of showing up.

[chamberfaye]

Guess what day it is?

[jakearmstrong-tsc]

Advanced age, is that what we’re calling it now? I’m surprised you even remembered.

[chamberfaye]

Have we ever called it anything else? I've always said I'm dating an old man. Of course I remembered, why wouldn't I?