CHAM

I’m so sane I’m so normal

[chamnm]

Thank you sniper tf2

[chamnm]

He’s on cameo I realized

[chamnm]

Drinking in snipes van (more tf2 oc and speeding bullet stuff)

I was drinking with friends and all I wanted was tf2 yaoi and my gf

Also I got so lazy at the end

[chamnm]

What geek bars would the tf2 mercs have !?!?!?!

Using my extensive knowledge of tf2 and nicotine to bring you this

Spy-

Tobacco flavor

I think this one is discontinued which makes me so sad because I want ittttt :( I don’t think it really needs an explanation it was between this and frozen pina colada but this is funnier

Medic-

Watermelon ice

Girls that have these are fucking freaks and it’s weird because it’s sooooo sweet so I think that matches him very well

Demo-

Cherry bomb

Get it? Bomb? It was between this and Fucking fab or OMB B-pop because of how quirky and liked those are but he seems like a cherry guy

Scout-

Blue razz ice

So fucking basic, and fruity flavors or girly names hurt his pride

Heavy-

Miami mint 🤤🤤🤤🤤

BEST FLAVOR. So yummy I chief this idc if the girl that owns it will beat my ass you have me a MIAMI MINT and expect me not to chief it? Anyways he’s Russian and likes the classics I think :3

Soldier-

WOOOOO 🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🍻🍻🍻

He bought the whole stock and won’t huff anything else, HATES Mexican mango for obvious reasons

Pyro-

Tropical rainbow blast!!!

So yummy so sweet so fruity makes me wanna bounce around and giggle

Sniper-

Mexico mango

Tastes like a hot summer day but smells like ass and tbh not a fan of the flavor, but I heard Australia has mangoes so yeah

Engineer-

Meta moon

He seems like a grape lad, and I have this one rn and it 100% makes me wanna saw my arm off, tastes kinda mechanicy idk

Bonus:

Merasmus-

Soooky vanilla

I need this shit so bad I haven’t tried it yet but it sounds sooooo good

[chamnm]

I was born in the right generation I love Miami mint geek bars, tf2 yaoi, bongs, and Fortnite

[chamnm]

Tf2 oc lore bomb

Basicawy the girl on the left is BOM/ anni and her brother is the blue medic who was on the verge of getting fired because he couldn’t do his job due to having too much empathy, and he basicawyyy lobotomized himselfff 😊😊😊😊 ermmmm and then the girl on the right is BRAYN/laurel and badicawyyyy they r gfsss 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

The note is from blue medic, basically telling Anni he’s gonna forget her because he carves out his brain!!! ☺️☺️☺️

I rlly wanna make a comic about them because there’s wayyy more than this and it would be sniperscout because everything has to be about them

[chamnm]

I’m back and miss my wife.

Ive missed tumblr i hope all the fanfiction writers i follow didn’t miss me :3

[chamnm]

This is me because I stop reading books when a character has a kid, I stop watching shows when a character has a kid and I stop watching content creators when they have a kid and scout has kids now

I thought scouts whole thing is he’s a hopeless romantic and he can’t get with nobody- how the fuck he knock multiple girls up???

[chamnm]

I miss my wife

[slimsnipes]

mercenary holidays ❅

[chamnm]

Go share thanksgiving dinner with the people you love 🫶

[chamnm]

Also tf2 oc and me as tf2 oc hiiii

[chamnm]

Jingle jingle pay attention don’t unfollow me

[nightleebear]

Hope he’s not gay ab it

[daily-tf2-medic]

Day 232

[chamnm]

I gave up on reanimator week 😋

[sillycorrin]

How to tell your loveliest girlfriend in the whole world that you have to go eat dinner when youre on call together

[chamnm]

Guys I’m foaming at the mouth I love my gf she drew me