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“She swears like a sailor when she’s mad. I mean don’t get me wrong, she’s sweet, but if you mess with her or her loved ones, you’ll see a whole different side to her. Just like me.”
“woah. i’m sorry i told you that you weren’t a great fairy. i didn’t realize that all of them sometimes do bad things,”
“Very rude, he should be sent away honestly. He sounds like someone who shouldn’t even be allowed to rule.”
“my mom told me that he used to sell houses for a living! how does someone who used to sell people their homes just get to rule a universe?”
“Why thank you Rosa’. I’m very glad none of us have those crazy genetics.”
“me too. but i think you’d still look beautiful with or without them, you’re one of the most beautiful girls in the whole kingdom!”
“No, not in the human relm. Nothing that is related to magic happens there. In fact, our parents are all just fictional characters in their world that they watch on TV.”
“what? that can’t possibly be true. they think that we and our parents aren’t real? yet they believe in a cheeto man for president? how dreadful.”
“Oh, my. I’m so sorry. I wasn’t watching where I was walking, are you okay?”
“i’m fine! you didn’t hit me that hard! i may be only nine but i’m one tough cookie!”
“Well in this Universe those things are possible, but not in that universe where the orange skinned man lives.”
“i thought that that type of stuff happens everywhere! are you sure?”
“That’s certainly impossible. Snack foods don’t talk. Orange skin? I’m glad I don’t live in his universe. ”
“i don’t know, maybe they do. my aunt belle once told me that she knew a teapot that could talk! i’m glad i don’t live there too. imagine how miserable that would be.”
“How wonky, someone should really help him out with that. I’m SO glad that my hair isn’t corn stock resembling.”
“your hair is beautiful, mena! i’m so glad mine doesn’t look like that, either. or that my skin doesn’t look like a pumpkin.”
“We learned about him in Universal history class. They were showing us examples of horrendous leaders that leave their Countries in terrible despair. I’m so glad this Universe doesn’t have any leaders like him.”
“oh, me too! he seems like no fun! he wants to send all of the people that don’t look like him away. like, how rude is that?”
“Being a great fairy has nothing to do with swear words, who do you think I learned them from? No other than Tinkerbell herself.”
“tinkerbell swears? no way! i can’t believe this. she seemed like the total opposite of that in my mom’s stories.”
“you should definitely never go there, you wouldn’t like it very much.”
“my mom told me that big and scary people live there. but sometimes good people, like you, live there too!”
“Wanna know what sucks ass? When people knock over my jar of pixie dust, do you know how hard it is to clean that shit up? It starts to make everything float and then you have to collect as much of it as you can before it does and it’s just a disaster.”
“that sounds like no fun at all! and no offense, but you don’t really seem like the greatest fairy. you just swore twice! that is so not cool.”
“i’m from the isle, kid. it sucked.”
“oh no! my mom used to tell me scary stories about that place. i’d never ever want to go there. i’m glad you live here now!”
Did you see that?! I take two seconds to stretch after dance and bounce this thing around, and, success. And I don’t even play…sports…ball.
“you are an incredible dancer, clara! but i don’t think what you just did there is called ‘sports ball’”
“i think that i could get used to it here. the food’s better and the beds are way nicer.”
“everything is very lovely here! but what was so horrible about the last place you were living?”
“He does, he’s very odd looking.”
“so you’ve seen him too? i thought i was the only one who had been exposed to his weirdness.”