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straight girl: *sees literally any guy with a lisp* 😳 guys… my Gaydar®™©…. is tingling. 😩🖖 i have the best Gay senses. 🤔 i have the power ✊ to see 🕵🏻 right through the Gay’s thick 👥 external straight™ layers and into their ⭐️gay⭐️ soul. 👁 i am one with the gay community. 🙌👬 I can feel their kind in my bones🙏 …. A gay psychic🔮…. If u will…… 👀

goat-child

After a gay guy says another “masculine” guy is gay. Straight girl: You are just hoping. 😒Trust me, my Gaydar®™ is amazing💅 I visited NYC/San Francisco once 👬👬 You just wish he was gay because you want him 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨if he were gay 🌈 I would ✨know✨besides, one time, we met eyes 🌜🌛 and let me tell you, 💁 he wants me 😘

ruinedchildhood

betterthankanyebitch

I think about this fucking tweet everyday

claywoman

my skin: i’m literally……… dying pls drink water, eat better, use some product,,, sleep decent hours………

me:

alphasapphirebrendan

If you tongue pop into a candle lit mirror three times Alyssa Edwards’ face will appear and she’ll know all the shady shit you’ve said

miifighter

keithsweatshop

zoey (at the beggining of the zoey 101 theme song): “are you ready”?

me:

#meeee

endofeva1997

anmesiac

um where the FUCK is hugh neutron????

macklemorehentai-deactivated201

He’s a DIAF (Dad I Already Fucked)

thegiantsquids

self-care is slathering yourself in baby oil and sliding down the 7th lane in your local bowling alley so the mechanical pin setter will pick you up and take you to the forbidden place behind the bowling lanes where you can meet God but only on tuesdays