hee’n & haw’n

(fe)male erection before one direction wsh mouth breather enthusiast ×̷̷͜×̷

[changemyatnametoastrobro]

al. 30s. she/her.

fan of presently/over the years: willmack, sjs, Dallas stars, Seth Jarvis, heated rivalry, Hudson & Connor, one direction, Timothee Chalamet, 5SOS, snowbaz/carry on, Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, Olivia Rodrigo, Megan Thee Stallion, hamilton, stranger things, marvel, new girl, gilmore girls

I’m a huge reader and like clockwork hit a reading slump every spring. This year especially since I started watching hockey.

Just started collecting hockey cards.

Second year watching Love Island with my friends and recently watched Season 6. 🏝️

I also love crafts, especially paper crafts and junk journaling.

[polderunicorn]

Short history of WM heterosexuality (that we know):

Mack had a girlfriend Ella Topp (yes that is unironically her real name). She played hockey, is blonde, blue-eyed with bunny teeth (yuppp).

He flew out influencer Trinity Covington (who looks strikingly like Ella Topp) to San Jose in his rookie season, presumably to spend time together. Long story short, nothing came out of it. She made TTs implying he's gay.

Over the past year, and knowing the NHL Follow Tracker exists, he's liked IG influencers, usually blonde, with a few thousand followers and a photo or two in a bikini so he knows they don't mind the attention.

And Will? Well, Will has put his finger on his phone screen over images. That's it.

[everyonehtswill]

more of these while I work on bedmint art

[271blues]

They always gotta be touching

[alcego]

bro's beefing with a teenager uta@sjs | 12.01.2025

[auilya]

Dumb and dumber

Reference: https://x.com/millechama/status/2086242997365055655?s=46

[willmack25]

gay little perreault doing a little dance

[normal-behavior]

Bag of Meat Suffers in Silence Under Freaky Gaze of Vile, Horny Man

Massachusetts-born Meat Bag unsafe in sketchy presence of Canadian pervert.

[60xr3]

[keelpay]

slow blink series (1/?)

Sources 1. excited to play together 2. good luck at IIHF world's 3. emergency contact 4. roommates at dev camp 5. who do you lean on 6. superlatives 7. there's a bond there 8. what's your relationship like now 9. who's idea was the lebron tiktok

huge thank you to @deebidabidoo and @murphyatthemagpie who reminded me of several great moments, there will definitely be more parts!

[wingswin0516]

will really does have a Mack smile omg and the slow blinks too 😭

Many many many such instances 🫠🫠🫠

[electricsuitclown]

✨The look of loveeeee✨

[blahajhockey]

We all know about Will Smith bunny 🐰 but there is also Will Smith ducky 🦆! Too cute for me 😆💖

[meowriimo]

mack's giggle getting so high he turns into a squeaky toy around will. oh girl...

[shrekhollander]

Au where a Make a Wish little boy from Canada gets to spend an entire day with his favorite Hockey star Ilya Rozanov (he watches Ilya on Vine because Ilya has a Vine where he posts a lot of funny videos of himself and with the Raiders) and Ilya takes him to Build a Bear and the kid has /the audacity/ to dress his bear as Shane Hollander and he names him SHANE HOLLANBEAR and Ilya pretends to be offended but in a cute funny way and the little boy explains that his sister is a big fan of Shane and that when he is gone he wants his sister to have Shanebear to let her know he will always love her and that he is always taking care of her (he is terminally ill) and Ilya's heart breaks.

Ilya and the little boy then visit an arcade, and get ice cream, and go bowling and go to a trampoline park, and Ilya is spotted in all these places holding the Shane Hollanbear and all the shopping bags with the toys he bought fot the kid. Paparazzi find it hilarious Ilya is holding the Shane bear with so much love.

Obviusly he texts his Jane a photograph of the bear and once he is all alone at night he calls Shane and cries talking to him about the amazing kid he meet that day.

[willglazing]

mack: and if someone goes after will, what do we do

marchment & nurse: kill

trouba: maim

kesselring: murder

mack: excellent

[mongoosechasingpucks]

Fraser minten and his harem of bruins players is so important to me. Wdym hampus calls him a disney princess. Wdym he spent Christmas w Mason. Wdym he gets a personalised birthday shoutout from marat. Wdym he's spending a day on the lake w tanner.

[goaltnding]

i have so much hockey to watch next season 🤩

i have so much hockey to watch next season 😞