The Ever Changing Male

Welcome to the Ever Changing Male. Please feel free to step into the The Changing Machine and asked to be Transformed. All Images are owned by their respected owners.

[changingmale]

Yeah Homo

Watching the male cheerleaders workout and do the flamboyant routine of the cheer squad, Lyon whispered to himself, "Homos, they don't even get that they have prime chances to feel up to some of the hottest women on the school ground but they never take those chances." What the watcher did not see was the head cheerleader that just came out of the locker room when he said that. She dabbled in witch-craft and smiled as she cast a small spell on Lyon. She tapped him on the shoulder and smiled. 

"Excused me," she said as she let the magic flow into Lyon, "Can you leave so we can practice without perverts looking at us." Lyon gulped as he could feel the magic but mistook it as female alpha power. He nodded and left the gymnasium. Kicking a rock once he was out of the building, Lyon walked and found himself at the open air lifting zone of the school. There were a few bodybuilders and meatheads working out there. Most of them were shirtless and wore compression shorts. Lyon found himself staring at them when one started to workout. The way the body moved and flex as they worked out showed that they know what they were doing. Then he heard a chuckle from them as they pointed at him between sets. 

He blushed and said out loud, "No homo." The young man did not notice that after he said that, his body changed a bit. Muscles became more defined but still not noticeable under his clothes.The gymrats laughed and continued their workout. Lyon kept watching as they worked out and sometimes even when they showed off a bit. They knew they had an audience and loved to show off their strength and bodies. Again as Lyon watched, he said to himself, "No homo." A bit more muscle added itself to his frame and even some hair appeared on his chest. The youth scratched his chest when this happened but still did not notice the way his pecs were a bit larger than they were that morning. The bodybuilders started a bit of a pose off and Lyon said those words again as he watched in awe. "No homo." His shirt started to get a bit snug but he thought it was just because he was standing in the sun for while and it was a day where there was a bit of heat. 

That is when he decided to go get a drink from the fountain. The closest one was in the locker room of the weight room. Lyon got to the water fountain and took a long drink. Finishing the drink, he enjoyed the cool feeling that was spreading into his body as the water went into his stomach. He turned and was greeted by a perfect view of the open showers. There was a swimmer, naked and shaving his body, but that is not what Lyon noticed. The swimmer was very endowed which was heightened by him being clean shaved. "No homo, No homo, No homo," Lyon said quickly. This time his muscles burst in mass, body hair became even more pronounced, and his shirt ripped at the seams where the arms met the torso. “Fuck,” he said as he heard the rip and notice how his body has been changing. “How the fuck this been happening,” he asked to no one and just noticed how thight his pants were getting. He looked down and noticed his thighs were thicker. He grinned when he noticed how large his groin looked. 

Stripping down, Lyon walked toward an open stall and turned on the water before starting to jerk his cock. Not only did it feel good to stroke his cock, it was large then it was this morning when he jerked off. He bit lightly on his lip to stifle a moan and closed his eyes. Lyon focused on the pleasure of his engorged cock was giving him. Lost in the pleasure, he did not feel the passing of time until he heard the water hit something. Opening his eyes, Lyon saw a member of the wrestling team looking at him and stroking his own cock. “No homo,” Lyon said and this time felt his body grow. The pleasure increases as all his muscles stack on more size. His hand was forced open as his dick widened as well lengthened a bit. Using his free hand, Lyon reached up to his chest and rubbed his pecs feeling the growth of hair. 

Lyon groaned as he felt the weight of his pec and his thumb rubbed over his nipple. He heard the wrestler take a step and grope his chest. “No homo,” he moaned as the wrestler massaged the pec as he felt the growth kick in. The wrestler took the chance and pushed Lyon to the wall and took Lyon’s cock in his hand. “No homo,” said the growing youth before the wrestler shut him up with a kiss. It was rough but it did its job along with making Lyon realize that he was growing facial hair too. The wrestler’s hand was calloused but felt good on the sensitive skin of the shaft along with his own hand. Both felt the growth stop but continue to kiss. 

The wrestler broke the kiss and got on his knees and engulfed the cock head. “No homo,” whined Lyon as the wrestler started to suck on the head. The growth added to the pleasure Lyon was feeling as the wrestler sucked his cock. Both were moaning but the moans of the wrestler sent vibrations right to Lyon’s balls. Within minutes, he felt his balls draw up and moaned. He was about to shoot his load when the wrestler removed himself from the enlarging cock. The next thing Lyon knew was that cock was now resting between the wrestler's ass cheeks as the wrestler aligned the head with the asshole. “No homo,” he whimpered as he felt the wrestler push back onto his cock. 

“Fuck yeah,” moaned deeply the wrestler as he began to feel the growth in his chute as he fuck himself on the cock of the growing muscle bear, “Your dick feels soo good in my ass.” Lyon could not believe how good a tight but yelding ass felt. Tighter than any pussy he fucked before and that was including virgins. The muscles of the ass worked on his cock as the wrestler worked back and forth, milking the cock for ever drop even before the orgasm. It was slow at the start and getting used to the feeling, Lyon grabbed the wrestler’s waist and began pounding the ass. This change of power made the wrestler moan and say, “Break in that new cock of yours bro.” 

Fucking the wrestler only lasted fifteen minutes as Lyon was already close to cumming before the ass was introduced to his cock. The two of them were grunting and growling with pleasure when Lyon said right before orgasming, “No homo.” the wrestler moaned loudly as he felt his ass fill with both cock and cum. The now muscle bear was panting as he felt the pleasure of his orgasm and growth intertwine. Both allowed the post orgasm high clear way before removing each other. 

The wrestler chuckled as he felt the overflow of semen flow out of his used ass. “That was great bro,” he said as he stood up and smiled at Lyon. “So what about homo now bro,” he said with a bit of mirth in his voice. 

All Lyon could do was smile back and say, “Yeah homo.”

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EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET A MONSTER CREATED BASED ON THEIR BLOG

And I am serious here There are no rules, just reblog and you’re in!

[changingmale]

For the last few years, the manger of the joint was spiking his meals and playing sumbimeniual messages in the music. The manger use what he played with the music could only effect those that he was spiking their meals. He knew it was working when they would reveal their abs and cheat. This guy even showed his chest and started to play with his nipples before he eating his order.

[changingmale]

Jack and Rick were resting in their dorm when they got a knock.  Rick went to the door and saw a mailman that was built. He open and accepted the package. Taking it to the main room, Rick open it and found there was two caps and two gold posers. He wondered why the posers when get got the caps out and put one one while tossing the other to Jack. Jack said it was cool that they go free stuff. The continued to relax and found it it a bit warm. They took off their clothes until they were naked. Then the heat subsided for a bit while they just relax. Jack then got a urge to go put on on something snug, He could not find anything snug enough until he found the two posers. Jack put on one and felt himself get sweaty but in a good way. He past the second poser to Rick and he did the same. As they sweated, they grow. Muscle firm up and gain mass. Hair feel off their chest and their skin smoothed out. Then an idea pop in their minds at the same time. Take a photo together and sent to the a man that Rick just met when he go the package.

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The Magic Taning Bed, Test #1

The special person who is going to test this is @changingmale and he is very kind and does amazing stories.

Anthony was 33, he has always been in love with his friend, Fin. Fin was a total Jock. Fin was a nerd like him, once college came around Fin started to work out like crazy. Fin started to become dumber because he would start to skip classes and work out. Soon he started to go to football practice and became the quarterback. He would start to be rude and started to forget about hanging some time with Anthony. Fun soon started to look younger. Anthony didn’t question what was going on. But soon Fin final takes to Anthony and told Anthony “to go to this new tanning bed place because it can change you”.

Anthony listens to Fin because he would also admire his beautiful skin and has always wanted skin and a body like that. So Anthony drove to this place. Right, when he parked in front of the place a man came out and asked: ”Are you here to try out the new tanning bed?” Anthony answered with ”no”, but the man said, ”come on let’s just try it even if you weren’t supposed to try it.” Anthony just gave in and walked in. The man pointed to this magic looking tanning bed. He gave a speedo and told him ”to get to change into and I am sorry we don’t have your size, but we only have these sizes so far for men and that tanning room isn’t made for underwear.”

Anthony went into the changing room and felt the speedo started to slip off his groan because this small dick would hold it up. So Anthony would just hold them to his legs, while he still had them on. The man opened up the tanning bed and Anthony went in. The man said, ”you have to set the setting on what you want on the screen above you before you start.”

As of course Anthony saw a lot of things in the room. Anthony saw the first of the setting, which asked for his name and Anthony put his actual name, but then the next one asked for his body type and he joked around and Anthony wrote muscularly and soon it showed the next question that asked for his dick size and Anthony wrote 10 inches soft, as a joke and soon Anthony just joked around with the next few questions. As it showed the last question which was his how smart he was and he accidentally clicked on fifth-grade smarts.

You didn’t care and felt the great heat hit your cold skin. You felt a little sleepy and slept. Anthony slept in the machine, while the warm hear hit him. The screen above him wrote ”error body not found or brain or strength, fixing problems.”, but Anthony didn’t see it since he was asleep.

Anthony’s body started with his chest. His ribcage started to extend as it his pecs started to form and shape. Anthony’s sleeping body started to become more into a think mess as you felt your arms start to inflate with muscle. As he was sleeping his waist started sliding and growing a layer of a hard six pack. Anthony tried to wake up as he felt the pain of his body starting to grow and his bones cracking and growing, but the power was too strong to wake him. Anthony begin to cum and it soon started to soak into his skin and he started to grow strength.

Anthony’s arms began to grow as Anthony started to moan in his sleep. While that was happening his pecs grow bigger and his abs grow stronger. His started to grow with muscle and inflate with more muscle. Soon his feet begin to grow and he became taller. His arms grew as if football came into his arms and became muscle. Anthony’s moaned louder and his shoulders grew stronger and his neck became thicker. Soon his moans became deeper because this voice was changing. His face burned as it became a beautiful face. His eyebrows got thicker and his ears got smaller and his nose got narrow and finally, his chin changed shape.

His hair soon shortens on the sides and his hair gets longer on the top. The acne begins to clear. His small ass soon gets bigger and bigger and soon Anthony woke up and saw his new body in fear. He began to moan more as his dick begin to grow and he soon sees his small balls become alike tennis balls and soon his dick becomes 10 soft and soon he looks at the screen as it shows a story about muscle growth and soon it gets to the sex scene and he becomes horny and he cums all of his brains out, as Anthony get new memories of his become the new quarterback and he is the husband of Fun and they like to have fun before each game.

Soon the screen shows ”transformation complete.”. The man opens the door and he says ”looks like that new skin looks better than when you can out and you can keep the speedo because these clothes don’t look like they will fit now and I think you need to make it to your friend’s house because she texted you lets have some fun before we have our game with a smiling face.” soon the new Anthony went outside in his speedo and when to his friend house ran said pose because your going to become a model, then we can have some fun. He takes the picture and hands it to Anthony and looks at it. Well, I guess there could be a second test of this teat but till then Anthony could enjoy his new life.

[changingmale]

I try to be muscular but I can’t . So can you make me muscular and confident.

The Machine can as you are lead into a room In this room there full gym and small apartment. In the gym, the Machine displayed that this is your new living quarters and that you are not allowed to leave until the Machine opens the door. The door was still open leaving you the chance to leave but you made you mind that you will become muscular. You walk over to the weights and start lifting. The Machine displays how to do each lift and a timer for each set and when you could rest and eat.

This goes on for the longest time. You lose track of the days and get focus on the workouts you been doing. Noticing your body, you have lean out and back on some muscle mass but not nearly enough to be called muscular. At this time, you notice the Machine had start playing some type of music as you workout now. At first, it is kinda distracting but as you workout you start to feel better about you and the music just helps you with your sets and reps. 

After an other undetermined amount of time, you wake up and find the room is now full of clothes and the door is open. Grinning, you put on a pair of skinny jeans that make your ass look gropable and your groin ever present. Then you put on a spandex shirt followed by shoes and socks so you can great the world with you new look and outlook.

[changingmale]

I want to be a muscular biker leather bear

The machine produces three items from within it’s storage device, leather boots, leather chaps, and leather bull harness. You put them on and each of them were four times bigger then you would normally wear. Then the leather gear started to glow. You felt your feet expand, filling in the boot. Then your legs explode in both length and width making the leather chaps nice and snug. you grin as you grope your new bulge between you legs. Then a rumble from your stomach makes you look down watching as your torso bloats up. Pecs becoming thick slabs of meat as your stomach expands out just a bit. Thick coarse hair sprouted all over your chest and down your stomach as your arms bulk up with the same coarse hair growing on your forearms. You let out a groan as you feel your neck and face finish up the chance, both thickening up and becoming more masculine. The machine then changed to show you how much you changed. You have grown to be 6′2″ weighing 274 pounds. 

 A dark beard slowly grew as you walk out to see that you car was now a chopper. On the handle bars, a helmet and leather jacket hung. You walk over and put on the jacket, finding it fit perfectly and a pair of leather gloves in the pockets. After putting of the glove. you mounted the bike and place the helmet on your head. You started the chopper up as the knowledge about the bike filled your mind. Driving off, you head to the newest biker bar to find someone to fuck.

[chastechron]

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[changingmale]

Could you make me a wrestling singlet to get used by all the wrestlers at a high school and never get washed?

That the machine can do, but what is the point of being a plain singlet. The machine produces a dark pill and tell you to take it while in the locker room. You grin as you take the pill out of the machine and head to your school. While the wrestling team is doing some sparing, you slip into the locker room and take the pill. Whimpering as you feel you body change, you watch as your body deflates and change color. Limp and on the ground, you feel you form change even more as your limbs and head start to retreat into your flatten torso. You complete you change into a singlet that the team wears right as Rick Stevens, Team vice captain, come in. 

“Damn it,” Rick says he kicks you a bit as he strips down from this own singlet, “What a brute.” he then pick you up and felt compelled to put you on. He moan as he place the straps over his shoulder as he could feel how you new form hugged every curve and bulge. He decided to put on his workout outfit and head to the weight room. 

During the workout, the vice captain felt his sweat be drank up by you. As you drank, you could feel something happening, Rick’s muscles were expanding and getting stronger with each set. Soon, you felt you rip and whispered, “Fuck.” Rick went back to the locker room, changed, and toss you over the bench.

Unseen by him, the tears repaired themselves and the next team member found you. He too after picking up, felt the need to put you on and then workout. Again as you drank the sweat of his, his muscle gained mass and power until you ripped. It took a few weeks but you got worn by every member of the wrestling team. Hell, you even got worn by the coach and he grew even bigger then the rest of the team did while wearing you. 

[changingmale]

Hey think it would be possible to turn me into a 6th year jock so I don’t have to worry about my prelims and really make me rip right out my clothes burst my buttons shred me pants burst out ma shoes all that sound amazing and tank you 💜❤️💜❤️💜

Can not compute....Can not compute....Request must explain what a 6th year jock is. Changing Machine can not process what that is.

[changingmale]

Have you thought about changing yourself into someone or something?

When I was a child yes but those were the innocent days of my and everyone’s lives. As an adult, I have not. I have imagine becoming a better version of myself never someone. Being something has never cross my mine until recently.

[changingmale]

Could you make me into a jockstrap for my brother to wear? I feel bad now after I stole his for my personal pleasure and accidentally lost it in the trash when I cleaned my room. I owe him and I figured why not enjoy it while paying him back!

I am sad to say that I can not do that for you. You brother let you have that jock. He loved it when you played with it as it was connected to him.  Every time you jerk off with it, he felt your pleasure as his own. When you throw it out, he knew and tried to get it back for you, but it was to late. It was crushed into a cube with other trash at your local trash compactor. He then came here before to asked the same question too. So first come first serve. 

That night he came in your room while you asleep, he pulls your blanket off, slides off your clothes, and lays over your body. His body was slowly changing into fabric and cups you body as he slowly become a jockstrap. Both you moan as he new form snug against your cock and balls. You started to leak into your brother as he complete his change into a jockstrap.

In the morning, you walk up with a brand new jockstrap on that you did not go to bed with. You reach down and grope yourself. You feel so much as you do as you feel not only your pleasure but your brother’s but you do not know that this time. You keep rubbing, the pleasure just builds and multiply with each and every rub and grope. Soon you cum soaking the jockstrap’s pouch. 

Once the afterglow fade, you brother quickly changes back soak in not only you cum but his own. “That was hot bro,” he said with a grin as cum drips down his chin, “But please last longer next time.” He got up and went to clean himself off and then turn back. You grin as you put him on and get dress.

[changingmale]

I have always dreamed of being a pro Bodybuilder. For as long as I can remember I have been watching Flex Lewis in admiration. Could the Machine turn me into a massive Bodybuilder?

The sounds of the machine as several of it’s mechanical tentacles start to come out of the walls. They grab you and start taking off your clothes by cutting them off. Once fully naked, the machine lifts you in the air by the tentacles, exposing your cock, balls and ass You start to complain when you feel a lubed tentacle work up and down you ass crack but was cut short when a few tentacles engulfed your balls and cock, sucking on them. You start to pant as you feel you cock and balls sucked on by the machine. It made it easier for the lubed tentacle to work itself in you asshole. Just penetrating, the tentacle started to flood anal cavity with some type of liquid while a tentacle move to your panting mouth and slipped in. The invading tentacle was narrowing itself as it made it’s way down your throat into you stomach, pumping the strange liquid into it as well. 

Before you could get full, you start to heat up from the inside as your body absorbs the liquid into your blood stream. The compounds in the liquid went to work on you body. Enlarging and strengthening your muscles.You moan with the tentacle in you mouth as you feel your skin getting tighter as your muscles stretch it our. You expected feel you skip rip open but it seems the liquid is making your skin even more elastic to contain your muscles.

The tentacles put you down once they stop filling you up with the liquid, even though the last of it was still working. You cock was hard as steel as you lay on the floor. The liquid even work on you cock and balls, enlarging them three times then they were before. You ball was the size of large apples and your cock reached to the cliff of your new pecs. As you breath, your cock head was being gently squeezed by you pecs. Letting out a moan, you grab you dick and start jerking it, feeling you new length and girth. Then you grab a testicle and giving it a firm grope. Groaning, you start to shoot you load all over yourself and pass out.

When you wake, you find yourself dress like many of the bodybuilder you see at your gym, in a shirt that the arms been cut off to allow you large torso to fit and loose shorts. You grin and found your wallet then head out to get a new wardrobe paid by the Changing Machine.

[changingmale]

I want to become the sweaty compression shorts of my hot roommate.

You Popping out a pair of compression shorts, the Machine says to workout in these and wear them at night to become them. You grin and put them in your bag. Once you get home you place your bag down and head to the shower to get wash before working out. But at that time your roommate come out of his room and see the pair of shorts in your bag. He take them knowing you been stealing his to jerk off with. He puts them on and heads to the gym. You come out and panic when you can’t find them. You backtrack yourself and could not find them. You debated on returning but decided not to so you would not be fined by the Changing Machine for losing them. You go to bed early that night.

Meanwhile, your hot roommate worked up a sweat drenching the compression shorts he stole from you.  By the time he stopped, he had them soaked. He grinned he walked out of his gym to his car. ‘He going to love these,’ he thought as he drove home. Walking into the apartment, he walked to his room and jerk his 7 inch rod in them adding a bit more of his funk into the shorts. He masturbated in the compression shorts for over a hour. He came hard and fell asleep in the shorts and they slowly absorbed his body into them. He moan as they did. Dreaming, he found himself hugging the legs and ass of a well endowed man. This aroused him more as his spent cock leak pre as he slept and become one with the compression shorts. By morning he was no longer a human and was fully one with the compression shorts, wanting to hug the curves of a man legs and groin.

You woke up and wake into his room. Finding him, you grin. “Found ya,” you said as you put them on and felt a tingle when they rested on your hips. They were lose on you but you did not mine. You would be one with them. Then you went to workout. You word hard to work up a sweat but you did not noticed you were growing, gaining all the mass of your roommate who was now in those compression. His conscious set shivers up your spine as you worked out. After a set you look in the mirror and when slacked jaw. You were filling out the compression short and the shirt you were wearing. “More,” you heard from someone but you were alone in the gym.

A moan that sounded like your roommate’s seemed to echo as you walked to the mirror. “More,” the voice said  as you flexed your growing muscles. You went back to lifting weights. The harder you worked out the loader the moans got. You called out your roommates name and the voice said, “Ya, More!!!” You grin as you continued to work out. At the end of your workout, you were near 300 pounds and every muscle was ripped. At your height, you look like a bodybuilder. Then you started to rub your groin and both of you groan. You enlarged dick filled with blood and became rigid. You rub the shaft through the shorts and felt not only pleasure but your roommate’s. You did not last long as you rub the shaft faster and harder only multiplied by your roommate’s pleasure. Cumming hard, you fell on you new bubble butt. You watch as your seed absorbs into the shorts.

“You like that?” you asked your roommate as you recovered. He just purred with content as he soaked up the sweat too. From that day, you wore those compression shorts with a semi, leaking pre but never showing because the shorts clean themselves. You do think of coming back to the changing machine to change places but it seems you never get the time to decide as you keep jerking off when you workout.

[changingmale]

All my brothers are muscular jocks, while I’m just the twink of family. They also pick on me or shove me around for having straight As or not being as muscular as them. Can the machine turn me into a big muscular jock like my brothers?

Printing out two formulas for you, the machine produces a chem kit for you. Then it tells you that not only you can make yourself into a jock but get a bit of revenge on your jock brothers with these formulas. You take the print out and look in the kit to only grin. You had everything you needed to make the formulas.

That night you make the formula that would make into a jock. It had to cook over night on low heat but you did not mind. As you started with the formula for your brothers. As it did not need to be on low heat over night, you finished int and went to your brothers. They were in the home gym getting their late night pump on. 

Walking in with your head down like you would normally do, you say that you found something that would help build their muscles. They grin and take the formula from you, drinking it down in a few gulps. Going back to workouts, they left your as you lean against the door frame as the formula went to work. The formula went to work as they worked out.  It indeed started to increase their muscle mass but what they did not know was that the bigger they get, the more they become submissive. You walk out and go to bed. 

The next day you wake up and take the formula that was for you. It took effect right away as your muscles started to become dense and large. Your underwear rip right off as your ass, thighs, and groin grow to large for them. You moan as you start to play with your now large cock and balls as the change completes itself. The weight of your new dick in you hand sends waves of pleasure in you once it was fully hard and send you over the edge, shooting your load across the room. Panting, you walked out of your room and into one of your brothers’ room to take a pair of shorts to wear. 

You walk down to the gym to find your brothers swole and still lifting. Your oldest brother was lifting the dumbbell as the other two were chanting behind him. The whole gym stank as you walk in and watch them. Now the formula was worked out of their systems and you smile.

Letting out a sigh, they all turn around and felt your will over them. They walk over after putting back the weights back and got on their knees. You then order them to go shower and come back in their singlets. They all said, “Yes sir,’ and walked to the basement showers. You chuckled as they did and thought, 'This will be fun.’

[thebodyexplorer]

My son Jessie was a disrespectful piece of sh*t. In our family, it was just my son and I. My wife divorced me after Jessie was born and I was left with him for the past 20 years. In the past 20 years, he didn’t show even a hint of respect to me. He did whatever he wanted no matter how many times I hit him or lectured him. When he got older, he started working out at the gym, and it came to the point where I had to listen to him. I, THE DAD, had to listen to him. Well one day, I was feeling sick, and after some examination by a doctor, they diagnosed me with some disease. I was supposed to stay in the hospital and get treated. The treatment was quite expensive, but I had saved more than enough to pay it. I asked my son to go to my secret stash hidden under my desk. I didn’t keep money in the bank because I felt it would be safer at home than at the bank. Boy, was I wrong. Instead of bringing it straight away, my son spent a lot of it on partying out and on new expensive clothes. My days were getting shorter, and the nurses were trying to get in contact with him, but Jessie always rejected each call. I died after two weeks, and my son never visited me once.

But I didn’t leave the Earth. I was a lingering ghost on this world. I stayed by Jessie’s side to see how he was taking my death. He talked to some friend on the phone about he kept praying it would be sooner so that he could keep the money.

The past few nights, he brought a different girl home every night and fucked them in MY bed.

I had enough, and rammed into him, hoping he’d fall.

But he didn’t fall. My spirit went into Jessie’s body and was adjusting to Jessie’s body. I took over Jessie’s body and every pound of muscle on him.

The next night, I was getting dressed with the clothes that were paid with MY money, and I even snapped a picture of myself half-dressed.

I couldn’t wait to bring a twink home to fuck him with this new cock. Jessie didn’t know this about me, but I was gay, and I was going to put my son’s cock and ass to good use.