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*holds up a hammer* can endangering annoyingly funny TVs be a hobby?

“Er what now?”

“That sort of hobby sounds dangerous to somebody’s health. M I N E to be exact!”

#99.99.99 #saaaayyy pal why would you wanna do a thing like that??#lctsply

uhm- HELLO. I'm a celEBRITY!.. of course I'm charismatic and personable. It's in my formatting.

#99.99.99 #// fjdsi on mobile #// and thoughts to myself uhhm #// hmm should I have wrote mike still being so friendly with daemon??#// but mc fite me mikes got an answer #// you got to put yourself out there even if you remember being in a death cult tidoskfjs #// plus look at daemon she enjoys mikes company without question #// 👌👌

noformat replied to your post “noformat replied to your post “// there’s only one BIG reason I’d...”

what have i done???

You’ve made a deal with the Devil but don’t even worry about it caz for the incredibly low price of 99.99.99--

#noformat #// ooc #// you're welcome

noformat replied to your post “// there’s only one BIG reason I’d consider touching anything that...”

do it

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

#noformat #// ooc #// is this what you really wanted?

// there’s only one BIG reason I’d consider touching anything that could involve Mike accidentally being reformatted into a sprite .. and that is because I’d want to write out his reaction to the change it’d 100% be in the vein of ‘OH no what’s happened to my beautiful face?!’

#// ooc #// jfijgiod we jnwheeze #// mike doesnt take the transformation into vince offer too well #// he'd have an identity crisis oh my #// mike voice: I DONT DESERVE THIS IM A CELEBRITY

[[ HHHHM HMMMM quality is BAD AF but it gets the point across ]]

HAVE YOU HEARD THE WORD?

#video #.mp3 #// the tiniest hype man with the most alarmingly religious overtones #// super relevant obvi

zeword:

Ah, there he is. Her funny little evangelist. Daemon taps her fingers together and gives a giggle, bending down to his level and extending a hand.

“allo, Michel. I’m afraid I don’t have anything to purchase your lovely products with.”

Upon her words the corners of Mike’s mouth slung down low in a fleeting sense of melancholy, going so far as to dip his beady eyes.

Same song and dance for poor old Mike the TV.... honestly nobody’s quite sure who IS his regular buyers base. Oh well the show must go on!

Back on the horse again he’s perked-up with the flip of a channel! Mike, without any hesitation puts his little mitten of a hand inside of Daemon’s own.

“Even so.... Your very presence is worth more than all the BITS in the Super Computer, My Lady!”

“Truly, you are immaculate.”

“Charming!”

“The FACE that TVLAND loves and adores!!”

DEAR how he emphasized with great lengths of body language, free arm flung up into the air.

#99.99.99 #zeword #// world's tiniest hype man

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

#// ooc #// oh my none reboot people this is a twist #// shoot and I forgot to write somewhere this is a side blog hurg #// WHELP hey I guess I'll let yah'll know here I follow from #picassoassbinch

// If Mike the TV was a frickin sprite rather than an appliance.. you know.. look we all know.. He’d look like young Vince Offer the slap chop and shamwow guy... you can’t escape this truth

#// ooc #// im wheezing it is just how things are

Hexadecimal you too--??

AH EM Mm! Mainframers and public entertainers, i.e. myself, lookout! It’s the unstoppable QUEEN of Pandemonium herself!

And. she. is looking stunning.

Tell me, have you done something new with your haaair?

@queenchacs

#99.99.99 #queenchacs #The gangs basically all here folks!!-- /and I'm a little scared/

M-HU-ATRIX! Buddy! Aren’t you a sight for sore CRTs!

Hey did you show-up to spend a little quality time with little ole Mike the TV huh? Didya didya didya? Like old times right!

@noformat

#99.99.99 #noformat #//life is so much easier as mike the tv lmaaaao

tocorruptandconquer replied to your post “// True facts is that Daemon is 100% enabling Mike to be himself. Even...”

megabyte vc: I'm going to kill you

*cue the comical sounds of Mike’s knees rattling together*

Eeeaaasy there pilgrim. No need ta be start’n a ruckus!

There’s a lady present.

#tocorruptandconquer #99.99.99 #dash_com #// you opened this can of worms #// kiss kiss uvu)

// True facts is that Daemon is 100% enabling Mike to be himself. Even around Megabyte. Yup.

#// ooc #// thems just facts #// rip megabyte it was fun knowing you

#Des this is horrible and I hate you

No, say it isn't so!!!

*GGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS* Oohhhh cruel, cruel wooorrrlld! Despised. By my own friends.

Aaaahhhh where’s a bucket of ice-cream to binge watch yourself with when you need it!

#ic for ooc #dash_com #// THIS. IS. YOUR. FATE. NOW. TOO. STEFF #// mike is gonna metta everything now #// you're welcome

This is for the House, the Car, the Boat, the Yard

#.mp3 #infomercials #shamwow jam

It slices, it dices, it even formats julienne fri---

DAEMON!!?

Bzzt! Well, shucks. Beggin’ your pardon, pretty, little lady, I didn’ see you there.

zzt. Uh-hu.... Looking for a product? Flatwarehairspraynailpolishyogamatsindustrialsizedhedgeclipperssizethirteenclownshoesheadlightfluidlefthandedgrapplinghooks--?

@zeword

#99.99.99 #zeword #//this is my life now

heelthedarkside

Slap Chop Rap

Watch this, you’re gonna love my nuts.

#slap chop rap #.mp3 #infomercials #// this is gonna be all mikes music I am surre

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