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Kiana Khansmith
Show & Tell
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Moving blogs
//It’s been a while! School and all that. //Anyway this is a quick message to say that I’ve moved Althea over to my multi muse blog, because it’s just easier. If you guys are interested in talking with her, or any of my other muses, head here!
lukas-musings:
"help me"
two words you ᴋɴᴏᴡ I can’t refuse
SOOOO……….. LIKE.
I am ENTHUSIASTICALLY wanting to write with you but I am SLOW.
I AM RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY TO GET OOC MESSAGES BUT I AM SLOW.
HOLY SHIT LIKE I ALWAYS FUCKING WEEP WITH UTTER FUCKING JOY WHEN I GET ASK IC BUT I AM S LOW.
LIKE I AM GENERALLY VERY SLOW BUT I APPRECIATE MY MUTUALS.
I AM SUPER RIDICULOUSLY SLOW BUT I REALLY want to LIKE CULTIVATE OUR MUSES RELATIONSHIP 100000% OKAY?
I’M JUST
SO SLOW
AND I AM GRATEFUL FOR THOSE WHO WAIT
AND YES WE CAN BE SLOW TOGETHER.
protector / protectee starters
“no. you can’t go, it’s too dangerous.”
“it’s not dangerous. i’ll be fine.”
“i’m not going to let anything happen to you.”
“you can’t keep me safe from everything.”
“just be careful.”
“i’m always careful.”
“you’re going to get yourself hurt.”
“i won’t get hurt, i promise.”
“i won’t let them hurt you.”
“you can’t save me from this.”
“please try and stay out of trouble.”
“if anything happened to you…”
“i’m not sure how to keep you safe.”
“i’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
“this is the only way to keep you safe.”
“you can’t keep an eye on me twenty four seven.”
“everywhere you go, i go.”
“it’s not your job to protect me.”
“it’s my job to protect you.”
“don’t worry, i’ve got you.”
“no one will hurt you as long as i’m breathing.”
“you don’t understand how dangerous this is.”
“please come back in one piece.”
You’d lose your mind trying to understand mine.
Anonymous (via wnq-writers)
SENTENCE STARTERS | DRAGON AGE ORIGINS
❝Can’t you think about someone other than yourself?❞ ❝Do women go for this sort of thing?❞ ❝Hundreds have died in my wake. You’re just a number to me.❞ ❝It’s like she’s forgotten you exist above the waist.❞ ❝To be fair, there’s quite a bit of me below the waist…❞ ❝Is a little decorum too much to ask for?!❞ ❝No one touches my junk and lives!❞ ❝But now it’s getting late. I think I might… turn in early.❞ ❝You know I enjoy your company. But…❞ ❝Ah, the games you play. Listen, I want to spend the night with you. There. I said it.❞ ❝Don’t worry, you’ll get to see a sword up close real soon!❞ ❝You’re nicer than everybody here…Thank you for helping me!❞ ❝By the ancestors, WHAT A WONDERFUL GIFT!❞ ❝I can’t let you do this, it’s insane!❞ ❝No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead.❞ ❝By the tits of my ancestors!❞ ❝Is that death you’re wearing? It really suits you!❞ ❝Does anyone else feel the urge to vomit? No? ‘Tis just me?❞ ❝So are you going to continue staring at me as if I am covered in eels?❞ ❝And people actually voluntarily attack you? Are they just stupid?❞ ❝I fight with quickness and wit, rather than with brute force and strength.❞ ❝A man is made by the quality of his enemies.❞ ❝Start talking. You’ve only seconds to live.❞ ❝It seems you have made something of yourself after all.❞ ❝How about you leave and I don’t destroy you?❞ ❝Your skills are impressive, but you are one man.❞ ❝Shall we have two guests for the evening, or none?❞ ❝Falling on your blade in grief seemed like too much trouble, I take it?❞ ❝You stole cookies from a child?!❞ ❝No…ugh… I’m going to have nightmares after this.❞ ❝Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speed could kill.❞ ❝Yes, that’s right, I stopped you to tell you I’m an idiot….❞ ❝No offense, but might I give it a try? I do have quick hands, after all.❞ ❝You deserve a more worldly man… Someone like myself.❞ ❝I was just sampling the goods. No harm done.❞ ❝I hope you like heroes, my lady, because your husband died like one.❞ ❝So you’re the one who butchered my kin?❞ ❝Oh look, someone owns a talking ass.❞ ❝If one more servant asks if I would like a change of clothes, I will set the house on fire.❞ ❝You can perform on the condition that you keep your pants on. That’s non-negotiable.❞ ❝I’m afraid we can’t leave the fate of all the world up to your dog.❞ ❝Anyone with a leftover ham could buy your allegiance.❞ ❝You’d rather make love to a desiccated corpse than me?❞ ❝Your wildest dreams come true: sex with ____!❞ ❝Gotta go babe, saving the world and all that crap.❞ ❝We’re under attack. We’ve been fighting for our lives!❞ ❝So, you never did tell me how you passed your time in that cage.❞ ❝Andraste’s flaming sword! I know where babies come from!❞ ❝Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements!❞ ❝You are a true warrior, and worthy of respect.❞ ❝I want you to know that while I may not always prove…worthy…of your friendship, I will always value it.❞ ❝Together we will make our stand. Together we will save this world.❞ ❝Don’t I have enough armed lunatics following me around already?❞ ❝You’d be surprised how many of my closest friends have tried to kill me at some point.❞ ❝I swear, I’m the bravest one here and I’m a woman.❞ ❝Some days I have trouble figuring out which boot goes on which foot.❞ ❝I remember it didn’t take much to make you sing…❞ ❝We all do our share of murdering around here, don’t we?❞
hey you look really cute today
april fools you look cute everyday keep it up
music tag game
TAGGED BY: @ltbroccoli
RULES: We’re snooping on your playlist. Set your entire music library on shuffle and report the first 10 songs that pop up. Then choose 10 victims.
Bring Me The Horizon - Deathbeds
Alan Walker - Faded
Lights and Motion - Glaciers
Panic! At the Disco - Girls/Girls/Boys
Mass Effect 3 Soundtrack - (not sure what, pandora’s bad at that)
Linkin Park - A Place For My Head
Gemini Syndrome - Remember We Die
Ellie Goulding - Lights
Porter Robinson - Sad Machine
Dallas String Quartet - Moves Like Jagger
TAGGING: Whoever wants to! (AKA I follow a lot of multi-muse blogs and a few by the same people and don’t know who would be interested so just, have fun if you want :P)
critical role sentence starters !!!
so… we’ll talk later.
why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?
no. no further.
this is not over. it can’t be.
try not to have too much fun without us.
i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.
it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.
you know i’m in love with you, right?
you seem… like a person. and that’s great.
those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!
i’m killing someone, hold please.
your secret is safe with my indifference.
my heart is someone else’s.
do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.
um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.
i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.
you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.
i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.
i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.
you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.
i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.
i was only gone for thirty seconds!
i encourage violence.
i can give you the means to protect them.
i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.
you’re on your own, fuckface.
a volcano is - is nature’s candle!
sometimes people go and they don’t come back.
do you spice?
so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.
i don’t want to be here if you’re not.
i told you before. no one kills you but me.
he traded his life!
i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.
i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!
i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!
yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.
don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.
i bury my shame.
i should have told you. it’s yours.
forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.
your hair’s a mess. sit still.
you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.
you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.
we’re friends, right? are we friends?
i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?
i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.
take me instead.
we walk towards glory.
that’s mine! that’s mine!
did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?
please bring him back to me.
you think you care about me?
this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?
i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.
if he’s gone i won’t be the same.
i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.
in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.
i made a choice. this is my family.
i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.
please. please. i love him as much as you do.
fix him. fix him!
i like this family. i’d like to keep it.
i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.
talk about my sister again.
it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!
i can’t have you gone. i need you here.
i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.
don’t ever fucking do that again.
you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.
i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.
i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna.
you know, you’re getting weirder.
you and i are very different.
i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.
call me “child” one more goddamn time!
if you’re lucky, you die last.
some people have no sense of fucking honor!
i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.
thank you for believing in me.
you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!
everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?
how many fingers am i holding up?
what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.
yay! teamwork!
you fucking died!
don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!
i’m going to go get a sandwich.
you had us all very worried.
your reckless impulses will get you killed!
i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will.
this is too fucking much.
come here, you shithead.
it has been an honor.
screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.
you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.
i’m undecided about you.
never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.
i’m not leaving him.
you’re a better man than you believe.
feel like making a home here?
you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.
sound off if you’re alive.
it’s not going to work.
Reblog if you’re always open to questions for or about your muse(s)
People love you because you’re: A Brain
You radiate a quiet intellect, and it's your great mind that draws people to you. You're extremely well-read, and your vast knowledge makes you an excellent conversationalist. You have a smaller group of friends (you go for quality over quantity), but they're all just as smart and intellectually stimulating as you are. Get all of you in a room, and you could solve most of the world's problems before lunch! Sometimes your intellectual pursuits take you away from having a robust social life, but your intellectual contributions more than make up for a lighter social calendar. Tagged by: @poolstorybro Tagging: @thousandscfstars , @inxthexshadows , (any of them and any other blogs you have :P), and anyone else who wants in~
FFVII: Advent Children Meme
“I’m not fit to help anyone. Not my family. Not my friends. Nobody.”
“The hell you been?!”
“I’m not crying!”
“We’re friends, right?”
“Forget it, NAME! Why don’t you ever pay any attention to us?!”
“On your knees; I want you to beg for forgiveness!”
“You meanie!”
“I’d never keep a secret, not from a comrade.”
“Well, you need a hand with him/her/them? You already beat him/her/them once, didn’t you?”
“History, too, will inevitably repeat itself.”
“Maybe something could happen that can never unhappen. That scares you, doesn’t it?”
“I never blamed you, not once. You came for me. That’s all that matters.”
“It won’t matter. We’ll do as life dictates and stop you every single time.”
“I’ve thought of a wonderful present for you… Shall I give you despair?”
“So what if it looks hopeless? If it were me, I still wouldn’t give up.”
“I think I wanna be forgiven… More than anything.”
“Looks like today we’re clocking out early.”
“I know; I’m not alone. Not anymore.”
“You came… Even though you’re about to break. That’s a good sign.”
“I pity you. You just don’t get it at all. There’s not a thing I don’t cherish!”
“NAME better be safe, huh?”
“Don’t run! Let’s fight it together! We can help each other, I know we can!”
“Somehow, I knew you were there. Thank you.”
“See? Everything’s alright.”
“So what if I’m a puppet? Once upon a time… you were too!”
“Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away.”
“Hey, partner, this thing got any bite to it?”
“Why?! I don’t get it! Why can’t we help out?!”
“Stay where you belong: in my memories.”
“Oh. Where did you find this strength?”
FFVII Starter Sentences
“A promise is a promise.”
“You’re stupid. You’re really $#&^%$* stupid!”
“I don’t like two-legged things.”
“Everyone’s all together. Together… we can do anything.”
“I’ve been here since the beginning and I still don’t know what the hell’s going on!”
“You’re really leaving?! You’re just going to walk right out ignoring your childhood friend?!”
“If everything’s a dream, don’t wake me.”
“I don’t know what the hell it is, but it’s falling from the sky.”
“Cold? Hmmm… I guess that’s just the way I am, sorry.”
“Just looking at you is making me sober.”
“I know you want my help because I’m so good!”
“What you pursue will be yours… but you will lose something dear.”
“Any way you look at it, I’d say I make a fine human being.”
“I don’t care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it.”
“People are ignorant. They’ll feel better as long as someone is punished.”
“How about if we continue like nothing ever happened?”
“A pro isn’t someone who sacrifices himself for his job. That’s just a fool.”
“No matter where I go or what I do, it won’t change a thing.”
“Don’t fight here! You’ll ruin the flowers!”
“Stop acting like a damn kid! Sit down and shut up!”
“Huh? What the hell’re you saying? You’re still young, and you give up that easily?”
“What’s the matter? You’re pretty scared of me, huh!?”
“I want to know you. The real you.”
“I won’t let you do it! The future is not only yours!”
“This isn’t happening! It’s too cruel!”
“Is that all you can do…? Give one word answers and apologize for everything?”
“Remember, if you piss me off… it’ll cost you!”
“Will they … will they ever forgive me?”
“As long as you’re by my side… I won’t give up even if I’m scared.”
“Wait! Don’t go by yourself!”
“Do something. I’ll be expecting results.”
“Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA!”
“Whatever I say now is too little, too late. We must evacuate.”
“What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings too?”
“You are just a puppet… You have no heart and cannot feel any pain.”
“ dude, it was definitely two feet on vampires. how screwed are you? ” - have Slytherin!!!Maddie @thekabiancorp
Althea put her head in her hands, groaning outloud. That was really all the answer Maddie would have needed, she supposed, but chose to speak anyway once her mind was working again.“Fully. Completely. I’ll be lucky if there’s an inch I have written let alone two feet.” Already she was thinking about how she’d have to make up this grade, what she’d have to do to make sure she was prepared for the tests later...“I guess you’re good on that subject. I know I did well on the dragons section, but I suppose everyone does well with dragons...”
hogwarts au sentences. let’s put those harry potter aus into good use. contains 40+ dialogue starters relating to hogwarts — some mention different houses and the occasional canon event, but a lot can be used by anybody. feel free to switch around pronouns, diction, and the like to make them more suitable for your muse’s mouth.
“ can you cast a patronus? ”
“ i saw muggle textbooks when i was visiting family for the holidays, and honestly? sure, i could maybe die falling off the stairs if i had a sleepwalking habit, but at least i’m not doing algebra right now. ”
“ do you think a dog animagi could have puppies? ”
“ how did you explain to your friends why you were switching schools? ”
“ sorry, all the other carriages are full, i’m sitting here whether you want it or not. ”
“ i wonder if there are people who can speak parseltongue but with like… bunnies. ”
“ i’m tired, and i want to go to bed, and i’ve been sitting here, trying to figure it out for like an hour, save me: what has a head but no body, but does have a tail? ”
“ what do threstals look like? ”
“ do you ever wash your cauldron? ”
“ trying to sneak into the forbidden section three times in a row is either the most badass or the most nerdy thing you’ve ever done. ”
“ if i go to hospital wing, i have to explain how i got it. i need to solve this with a spell. ”
“ no, i just never realised other people see the carriages being pulled by thin air. ”
“ when did you get the dark mark? ”
“ SOMEBODY CATCH MY TOAD! ”
“ mudblood. ”
“ who was the guy your boggart turned into? ”
“ where did you learn that? ”
“ sorry, but you couldn’t pay me to put my name in that thing. ”
“ do you still have that leaf in your mouth? ”
“ you’re the most injury-prone [quidditch position] i’ve ever met. ”
“ congratulations, head [boy/girl/pupil]. ”
“ imagine being a straight couple right now. ”
“ i’m going to have to fight my parents. ”
“ sorry, is this your owl/toad/cat? [they’re] beautiul. ”
“ do you think you could sneak to the astronomy tower with me tonight? ”
“ i actually haven’t asked anyone for the yule ball with me. ”
“ [name] got petrified, didn’t [they]? i’m sorry. ”
“ have you met the new DADA professor yet? how was it? ”
“ next time [name] pushes you again, i swear to god i’m hexing [their] arse. ”
“ i ate something and now my face is purple. i’m NOT coming out! ”
“ it’s vinegar. i knocked on the wrong barrel. ”
“ don’t look at me like that, i’m just trying to steal your body heat. it’s cold down here, okay? ”
“ how the hell can someone like you be in [house]? ”
“ come to think of it, i don’t think i’ve ever seen a ginger slytherin. ”
“ i didn’t even know i was afraid of heights before i came to this bloody school. ”
“ finding places to cuddle in would be a lot easier if we were at the same house. ”
“ are both of your parents muggles? ”
“ when you said you wanted to go to hogsmeade together with me, did you mean like… a date kind of ‘together’? ”
“ i wonder how many peole have banged in the room of requirements. ”
“ why must the plants sing? ”
“ sorry, you’re not getting the password from me. ”
“ have fun in potions. try not to punch anyone. ”
“ of course i’m fine. i mean, who wouldn’t want to be told they’re going to have a painful, grim death, on their first divination class? ”
“ are all [ravenclaws/gryffindors/slytherins] assholes, or is that just you? ”
“ dude, it was definitely two feet on vampires. how screwed are you? ”
“ how are we playing? classic or bavardian rules? ”
45 starter quotes from Sanctuary, Season 3. These are reposted from my old RP blog.
“Most ancient myths are designed to freak people out.”
“This is H.M.S. I-Don’t-Give-a-Crap. If you happen to be an uptight amphibian martinet with a Napoleon complex, please bugger off. Otherwise, leave a message after the tone, and we’ll get back to you as soon as possible. Beep!”
“You can’t blame me for dreaming big.”
“You know, you could help instead of lounging around like a frat boy.”
“Are you kidding? I love being the bait.”
“He’s out cold, and the crowd goes wild. Three words, please.”
“I have no idea, but this is a power and technology beyond anything we’ve ever known.”
“No. No, no, no, I’m the geek. You’re the doc. I do tech, you do drugs. You know what I mean.”
“All that money, and you didn’t even take any. Isn’t that depressing?”
“What if he’s posing as the king of a lost mountain tribe and he wants me for his queen! Or what if he actually needs our help?”
“Look away. I’m hideous.”
“You know what I say? I say you got yourself into a little bit of trouble, and you dragged us into the mess too.”
“Stop whining about it. I thought helping people was part of your job description.”
“Carry me?”
“What am I now? Human with – with BENEFITS? It’s pathetic!”
“Never bore your audience.”
“Fortunately, I can’t hear what any of you are saying. It’s very nice.”
“I promise I won’t comment about how hot you look.”
“My wine cellar’s depleted, and frankly, you need a shower.”
“Tell me you’re not thinking of doing anything foolish.”
“Don’t get any ideas. I’m too exhausted to even banter with you.”
“What am I, your house-elf?”
“Whatever happens, we face it together.”
“Stop. Hitting. Me.”
“When this is over, you and I will begin our dance anew.”
“You were my favorite… until you killed me, which, as you may have guessed, left me with some emotional scars.”
“We were young, and, believe it or not, even a tad arrogant.”
“How old are you? Walking about with a gun like this, you should be ashamed.”
“No nasty comments, no sarcastic cracks… you okay?”
“ I mean, this is technology… that-that I’ve never seen before, much less imagined, and… to be brutally honest - and I don’t want this getting out - I find it rather humbling, and I don’t do humble.”
“All right, I have good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first?”
“SON! OF! A! BITCH!”
“Ugh… What the hell did they shoot us with, a hangover gun?”
“All right, so, they reanimated us, which effectively makes us zombies, and I-I’m really not comfortable with that.”
“You and I have unfinished business, old boy.”
“What’s a little gunfire between friends?”
“Well, I believe you’re trying to kill my colleagues, but I’m willing to overlook it.”
“Using my name to get a table at my favorite restaurant? Incredibly low-brow, NAME.”
“Dude, this is amazing! You’re like Spider-Man, but without the tights. Thankfully.”
“We were barely better than grave-robbers.”
“You need to stay focused. Your body’s going into shock.”
“You were good, but I was better.”
“Once we’ve conquered the world down there, we’ll be back.”
“We mustn’t forget our most important achievement of the day. My resurrection.”
“If who I am now is so meaningless to you that you would sacrifice it in order to bed me in some other time… NAME, that’s not love.”
Here are forty starter sentences from Sanctuary’s Season 2! These are reposted from one of my old RP blogs.
“Young love is so – heartbreaking to observe, as a scientist. So passionate, so innocent, and yet, so utterly doomed.”
“So I’m guessing you’ve never been in love, then.”
“Oh right, yeah, because I forgot - this is all about you.”
“If you’re going to help, do try to remain sober.”
“Alcohol doesn’t affect me. Though since you showed up, God I wish it did.”
“Have fun storming the castle!”
“The reason I’m asking is because I don’t know the answer. And I’m me.”
“Oh, I’ll be here working. Trying to save the world. Single-handedly. Ugh.”
“We learn more from failure than from success. Or so I’ve heard.”
“Where’s your courage, dear boy? We’ll be fine.”
“I’m not British. All that tally-ho crap doesn’t work on me.”
“NAME, I’m afraid.”
“Never stop doing that, being honest with me. Anything else and I will be insulted.”
“You’ll never be without me, and I know that you will always love me. No matter what.”
“Well, that doesn’t bode well for our “we’re not super villains” case.”
“If anyone needs me, I’ll be coughing up blood.”
“I’m NAME. Proper etiquette would be to offer your name in return.”
“This is all a very bad idea. Which means you really must be you.”
“That’s amazing… in like a total geeky kind of way.”
“I knew your freaky eyeballs would come up with something.”
“If you ever do that to me again, I will shoot you myself, you got it?”
“Wow! You blew the whole thing! It’s just gone! You’re crazy, you know that you’re absolutely, certifiably insane!”
“Pretty cool? Yeah! That was like James Bond-Die Hard-cool!”
“Never let it be said that I don’t know how to show someone a good time.”
“He’s… on a mission of utmost importance, I was sworn to absolute secrecy.”
“Wait a second… San Diego Comic Con? THAT’S the mission of utmost importance?”
“Which part of “I am a genius” aren’t you getting?“
“Yeah, well, life’s a bitch and then you don’t die.”
“So it’s just us against a bunch of bad ass bloodsuckin’ immortals, huh?”
“I’ve often wondered what this moment would be like: me, you, tied up.”
“You see how this puts a crimp in my plans for world domination? Not to say I won’t keep trying.”
“NAME, why is it whenever you talk all I hear is "blah, blah, blah, blah”?“
"Well then why isn’t anything working? Where’s the disembodied voice saying, “Chill out, help’s coming”?”
“No offense but you guys got a seriously messed up relationship.”
“The darkness within me is… gone. Completely.”
“NAME, you don’t have to do this. We could find a way–”
“I love you. Remember that… always.”
“"WE’RE GOING ON A TRIP,” he says. “IT’LL BE FUN!” he says.”
"The truth is, I broke the rules that I myself set into place. I knew it would come back and haunt me sooner or later.”
“Dude, you cannot be serious!”
