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This blog is on indefinite hiatus until further notice. But in the chance I do come back, it will be getting a complete do-over. I have left in part due to another RP blog, and in part due to many things happening recently in the youtuber community.
Hiatus;
In which I shall return at some point, but perhaps not for a while;
i’ll probably get to the rest tomorrow, i’ve been tired all day and ruined my schedule again;
Weird Conversations I've Actually Had Sentence Starters Part 2
"Look we all have days where we can't find our pants, it's one of the certainties of life."
"Sometimes I want to go commit a murder but then I'm just like 'too much effort' and order a pizza instead."
"Hey! I am not lazy! It takes a lot of work to seem this incapable."
"Sometimes I want to die but then I remember my favorite show is on Monday so I stick it out."
"I just have a burning hatred for noses, don't judge."
"I offered to bedazzle her vagina."
"I just want to be hot enough that people are tempted to objectify me from time to time."
"Sex is just so unsanitary. It's why I stick to cybering. No muss no fuss."
"Hey grown adults can enjoy Blues Clues too!"
"I wanna be old so I can call people 'whippersnapper'."
"Screw sex. Be a good boyfriend/girlfriend, give me cuddles and chocolate."
"Hey I totally have standards when it comes to who I'll have sex with. They have to exist."
"I reads gud cuz I smert."
"Okay but like... Being a fish would be pretty awesome."
"I platonically want to have sex with you. No big."
"When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life."
“Dark? What the fuck did he do with a fork? Or is that something I would rather not know about? Should’ve done somethin’ to him if he was bothering you so much. I personally find him irritating.”
"̴Well͢,͝ ̢y͠ea͘h̀ ̶I̕ wa͠s p͞rętty tirèd̨, and ͏I f͢elt͢ ̵like ͟d̡o̧in̢'́ s̴ơm̀ethi͢nģ,̀ b͏u͝t̸ ̧w̶he͝n͝ ҉I͝ wa͞s ͏about t͏o͝ s͜tep i͟n,͝ ̡p̀e͟op̵l͠e̴ st̷arted͟ kilĺi͡n̴g̶ ̸each ̡o͢t̨h͠e͘r! ̛Aņd t͠h͝e̡n ͠the͘ý ćam҉e̸ back a͝s̡ ̶"͏op͞po͘site̶"̢ vęrs̕i̸o̢n̢s ̕o͠f t̨he͞ḿs͏elv̛es,͏ a̢nd҉ i̴t́ ̵wa̷s kin͡d̸a͡ ͞f͜un҉ ̛t́ǫ ̵w͞a̛tc̴h.̢"͝
..̵.͜.̡..̵ ͞"And,͜ I'l̸l admįt, I'͝d juśt ̨gòtten ͠t͠o͟ kno͟w͏in'̸ ̢D͞ar̀k̶, ͘s̸o͜ I̴ d͟idn't ͢r̀eall̸y k̕no̡ẁ w̡hat͢ h̕e̢ ́co̧ulḑ b͟e ̶cap͡a͠b͝l̸e of̧. ̶I ͡w̧o͘ul͡d҉a҉ be͝a̶t ̧hi͘m,̡ ҉no ͢s҉ẁeat, b͢u̢t͞ i̴f̀ ͠ḩe'͢d͟ ͞injured ́my bơd҉y ̛I'̷ḑ ͠h̀avȩ to ͞fįn̨d ͜a̧ ͡new̶ òn͝e a͘nd a͜l͜l̡.̸"͏
bioshock: infinite starter prompts
“Do you think it’s possible to redeem the kinds of things that we’ve done?“ “Well, I want a puppy, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to get one!“ “Is this where you start moralizing?” “Listen, what you’ve been through… ain’t nobody in the world who deserves that.” “Are you going to just sit there?” “Are you afraid of God?“ “Hang onto something!” “Coming here was your idea.” “I guess you’re expecting me–?” “What am I? What am I?!” “You think a dunk in the river’s gonna change the things that I’ve done?“ "Just give me what I need!" "Good luck with that, pal.” “We had a deal, Mr./Ms. ______!” “This will end in blood.” “I just need passage into this city.” “What could be better than this?" "Open this door right now!” “Listen, I’ve been there! I know how it feels.” “It’s getting hot. What’s going on?" "Heads or tails?” “You’re a monster!” “This lie, this calumny, it followed me all my life!" "If you wanna get rid of a weed, you’ve gotta pull it up from the root." "I gotta get me a job in the prophet business.” “You don’t want to be here when he gets here! Go!” “How do you know my name?” “Oh, come and dance with me!" "I gambled. And now I owe money to men you don’t want to be in debt to.” “I don’t understand why some people are treated like men, and others like animals.” “Well, the man’s got an ego.” “If you’re going to be a sore loser, then I shan’t do this again.” “You would be surprised what I know how to do.” “I don’t think I understand how you… do what you do.” “Are you sure this is what you want?” “You must think me some kind of freak.” “How do you wash away the things that you’ve done?” “Well, they're sarcastic.” “Where does his guilt start and mine end?”
sweet baby thank you i got my laptop up n runnin now it’s time to go into multitasking overdrive o heck;
MINI HIATUS
as of last Saturday, I’m on mini hiatus. I simply was busy that day, but then my charger kicked the bucket, and now I’m dealing with personal issues today, so I will be extremely selective or not hear at all until I at the very least, get a new laptop charger. Sorry!
Send a Type of Kiss for how your muse feels about mine
Angel Kiss (kiss on or near eyelid): Deep Affection
Eskimo kiss: Familial Love/Affection
Forehead kiss: Friendship
Kiss on the back of the Hand/Knuckles: Respect
Kiss on the Cheek: Gratitude
Kiss on the Lips: I love you
Neck Kiss: Possessive
JonTron {Sentence Starters}
"What happened to your face? You doin' alright?"
"Shit, I hallucinated all that, didn't I?"
"Did I just trip up that robber with a spider and then do a moonwalk?"
"You feel me? You feel me on this?"
"I don't see anything wrong with that."
"This is the best game ever! Cue the song and dance!"
"This is amazing! How long have you had this?"
"You're hard to love, but you're harder to hate."
"Who's running this hotel? The Addams family?"
"Now this next one is actually one of my favorite ones."
"Goddamn it! How could you do this to me?"
"That is the face of someone who's seen some shit."
"Am I dead yet?"
"Look at all these games!"
"Well, that's about enough life for me for one day."
"I can't believe you'd do this to me!"
"What is it with these fucking nuts?"
"Now I can knock 'em out with my impressive science skills!"
"I guess some things you just never forget. Some scars never heal."
"You're just a... you're a fucking asshole."
Send me “I...” and I will randomly generate a number from 1-31 of what words your muse will say to mine and show you my muse’s reaction.
(Mixed bag: contains mostly angst, some nsfw, and possible triggering material)
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"No, no -- Go back to sleep."
"How long before the kids go to college and we have time for ourselves again?"
"My mum/dad died."
"Lose my job? I didn't lose it. It's not like, 'Whoops! Where'd my job go?' I QUIT."
"Drink up. Whiskey’s God’s way of letting us know he loves us and he wants us to be happy."
"Maybe we didn't raise him/her the way we should have. Maybe we went wrong somewhere."
"No, don't just say you're fine. Where's the doctor? Let me go speak to the doctor."
"Shush, it's fine. They won't hear us."
"I like your ass."
"What the hell have you been smoking?
"Do we need anything else, d'you think? Do we still have milk at home?"
"Do people really fall for that line?"
"Stop it. Stop crying. You're going to make me cry -- Goddamn it."
"Wait, did you just call me 'honey'? We just met."
"Sometimes I worry that you're just a really great dream."
"Fuck, I told you not to leave any hickeys."
"What are you smiling about?"
"Shouldn't you get that? What if it's important?"
"You're really killing the mood."
"What happened to 'we should never go to bed angry at each other'? Talk to me."
"Be careful when you let our baby sleep in our bed, okay? Don't crush him/her."
"I don't care what happens to be, don't you get it? I don't care if I live or die."
"Jesus Christ, take it easy next time. Look at these nail marks."
"You're so fucking immature, you know that? I don't know how I can stand you."
"It's not that I don't trust you, I don't trust him/her."
"I don't know whether to interpret that as a good thing, or a bad thing."
"I mean it. Just say the word, and I'll kill him."
"I told you I didn't want kids when we first got married! We're not negotiating my uterus."
"You broke my heart. Now you want to be 'friends'?"
"Come on, jump. I dare you."
"Zip me up."
"Tell me about your dream."
"Wake up. You don't want to sleep all night on the couch, do you? C'mon, come to bed."
"Stop talking."
"What? I have no idea what you're talking about."
"You know I hate the word mistress."
"I forgot my keys."
Commission for Chilled :v
fnaf 4 hype. watching Entoan's version cuz he was so straight up with the content spitting last time, and his stream trying to get the good ending for three was pretty hilarious. the only other person I sub to that gets m out as quick as him is yami sometimes.
MINI HIATUS
as of last Saturday, I’m on mini hiatus. I simply was busy that day, but then my charger kicked the bucket, and now I’m dealing with personal issues today, so I will be extremely selective or not hear at all until I at the very least, get a new laptop charger. Sorry!
MINI HIATUS
as of last Saturday, I'm on mini hiatus. I simply was busy that day, but then my charger kicked the bucket, and now I'm dealing with personal issues today, so I will be extremely selective or not hear at all until I at the very least, get a new laptop charger. Sorry!
How To Get Away With Murder Sentence Meme
“He did this thing to my ass that made my eyes water.”
“Hey, don’t be a bitch, I could be arrested for this.”
“I don’t believe you. To be honest, I don’t even care. You want to sleep next to a killer, go for it.”
“I don’t do boyfriends.”
“I just like making people feel uncomfortable. Makes me feel better.”
“I know you were screwing her.”
“I like you. You’re more than sex. More than sex, you’re something more.”
“I’m done with your crazy.”
“I’ve been staring at the walls for like three days. I need company, otherwise I might go all red rum on your ass. Although, something tells me you might be into that.”
“I’m a bit worried you’re a sex addict.”
“I’m a cheater yes, and a slut, and a bad person, and now a murderer. Judge me if you want, just do it while we’re carrying the damn body.”
“Is there a boyfriend I should be jealous of?”
“Isn’t your ass tired?”
“Just don’t lie to me. If one more man lies to me, I swear to God…”
“Like I’d ever wanna screw you.”
“So I made a porno, so what? Everyone makes one these days.”
“Somebody woke up in the mood to fight this morning.”
“That’s how you like your mistresses, huh? Weak, broken, messes that you just clean up.”
“The only one with boy problems is you.”
“Wait, you`re gay?”
“We all had to do things tonight that we didn’t want to do.”
“We’re young, red-blooded american males.”
“Whoever he is, I’m glad there’s some eye candy around here.”
“Why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?”
“You two need a room?”
“You’re a liar. At this point, that’s all I know for sure.”
“See, sexting pays off.”
