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realized that my dose for my estrogen patch replacements (bc of the global demand issues l m a o) aren't finalized and since my body has been ACHING for the past week non stop, i thought

why don't i go wild and take a double dose

not to count my chickens but....... i feel pretty good rn compared to 24 hours ago

#maybe i will finally get some good sleep and i'll be awake for the gym tomorrow #i haven't been to the gym since before the period from hell (bc of hols) that i had to cause to prevent my.............. uterus from.......#idk. drying up? something dire

do you ever have your eye on a piece of furniture for a whole year and then that motherfucker disappears fully off the website?

.😭

#it was gonna be both functional and fun </3 #rip to the bobbin towel storage thingy from next #i hope to see you back in stock some day but maybe it was not meant to be

thoodleoo

i know i said i did not want to talk about the nolan odyssey but i do have one more nodyssey post in me. i actually think the idea of odysseus understanding his story as existing both in and out of a historic timeframe is a fun way to handle the liminality caused by the story being part of an extensive oral tradition. however having him say "our age of bronze is collapsing" is perhaps not the way i would have done that

thoodleoo

"our bronze age is collapsing" homeric hero version of "this is my 9/11"

#ahahhaahahaha

sleepynegress

Okay... so this is right up my alley. More weird whimsy and quirk in the romance genre... and more jaded suffer-no-fools women, instead of the creepy age-gaps, please and thank you

umber-cinders

I WILL WATCH THE FUCK OUT OF THIS! Monster romance books prepared me for thiissss!

#askars once again living his BESt life out here #elizabeth debicki not gonna cry once in a movie ???????????????#vague medieval setting tooooooooooo omg such a movie made for meeeeeeeeeeee

samirasystole

SHABANA AZEEZ CAST IN QUEER ROMANCE!!!! everybody get up!!!

#can the trish please not be white #or at least please not be rachel sennott or like molly gordon #i am begging

bayneofmyexistence-blog

Put fandom for the first fic you posted online and the year your posted it in the tags.

#i think i published it and if i did it was twilight and the year was like #fucking 2008 ? or some shit #and it was on fanfiction.net #but i can't for the life of me remember what it was #just that it got me inducted into a very hodge podge group of online people on a skype chat that survived maaaaany years #like. handful of americans. one singaporean. one scot. random icelandic dude who did not know jack shit about twilight #but he was there too #this was the secret online stuff i did at 14 lmao

being an adult is great until you gotta learn something the hard way like how peanut butter can apparently go bad 😞

#god forbid a girlie tries to clear put her cupboard

loveridden1999

#iconic

loveridden1999

New Delhi - 20-07-2026

i drank my morning coffee on my balcony and thought i'd work on evening out my colour (aka getting my tummy to not be winter pale) and um..

i think i did it..........

#but now the tops of my thighs have a very tan square on top bc i had my ankles crossed....... lmao #it was just 30 minutes!!!!#mom: you did put on sunscreen didn't you?????#um..... it was only uv 3??? 9.30 am ..................#my coffee was melting.........................................#i've gotten really bad at spf this summer to be fair...... not good #the hubris of a girl who doesn't get sunburned in low uv

jewishbarbies

so christopher nolan drilled into an active historical site to rig a scene, dumped a bunch of plastic skeletons into the ocean with no plan to fish them out, and ruined an actual Viking ship on loan from sweden and refuses to pay for damages. all for that garbage movie.

jewishbarbies

Swedish nonprofit alleges cost to repair replica was $6,000 but Universal – which made $264m on film’s opening weekend – has not stumped up

Concerns about prop disposal as filming on new Nolan film comes to a close | www.italianinsider.it

looking for a news outlet to pick up the archeologist drama over this but you can google the practical effects used for the cyclops and find the pictures pretty easily

jewishbarbies

Despite Morocco’s hopes that its film industry would reap rewards, the blockbuster’s success will be tainted by controversy surrounding film

and it gets even worse

aetherograph

All filming "on location" has a colonialism problem, I just want to point this out. I'm glad finally we're talking about it out loud but this film is not unusual by any means, this is standard practise. There's a reason I say that filmmaking is the new colonization.

"on location" is code for "we don't want to pay industry minimums, follow safety and health regulations, follow the local laws, or use union workers and performers".

This is not to minimise the damage Nolan has done it's just to point out you should not at any point think this film is lone in doing this shit. Wake up to what "on location" means is what I'm saying.

#obv i knew about the ship #but jfc

watertightvines

lol. lmao even.

Wilson adds: “Nolan’s Odyssey lacks many of the elements that make the poem great. It has nothing convincing to say about time, memory, history, war, or about the relationship between one warrior’s glorious return and the lives of his family, adversaries, comrades, friends and neighbours. It lacks psychological, emotional, political and ethical depth. Its narrative structure is gimmicky. The writing is abysmal. None of the characters has convincing motivation for their actions or words. There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.”

#hilarious #feels wild to make a movie about the odyssey called the odyssey and it's not about memories or time #like. what.#i'm no roman expert but...........yikes

i get that it's probably book canon but nothing makes me more annoyed than the idea of shane hollander not being connected to his heritage through food

you're telling me this athlete is not eating multi grain rice ???????

#tofu ?? salmon ?? edamame ?? miso soup ?!#i get the not speaking the language in a second or 3rd gen household #but the food ??????????#there is absolutely no way #i know athletes will for some reason think they have to leave all spices behind to perform but i feel confident that shane would do enough #research to not #also i feel confident shane would not be able to stomach bland food #to the degree that he would have to eat to perform in his job

loveridden1999

i need indian youth to remember this anger and hold on to it and make sure that this time you stand up for muslims, dalits, trans community, framers, manipur and student activists the same way next time. now that you've seen how barbaric our police is, always remember that its first victim is minorities & it is our responsibility to let them know that we will not let that happen. when they come for them you stop the ball there itself.

why is everything crashtos depicting victoria as someone so innocent she might as well be a child??????????