chaotic_doofus

Professional Midwestern Dumbfuck

[pukicho]

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

[dogpuppy]

[chaoticdoofus06]

[444idola]

i was a cute kid

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Baby Miku

[me----irl]

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[chaoticdoofus06]

Welp I'm finally done with highschool, after years of doing (mostly) the same shit all over again.

This feels weird dude. it's just so fuckin weird. after graduation, I'm gonna be at home and life is gonna go on like normal because, well, it obviously has to. The credits are gonna roll, the last song is gonna play, and then I'm gonna be sitting here in my home like I'm sitting in a movie theater after a really good movie, not knowing what to actually do now that the lights are back on and everyone is leaving the theater.

Hopefully I can still stay in contact with my friends, but I guess I should just accept that everyone is finally going to do what they want to do without being held back.

I guess now I just gotta keep on moving, because I'm a grown ass adult now.

frickin' sweet

[444idola]

i am drawn to takumi fujiwara like a moth to a flame because he acts like my boyfriend to a t and is also probably autistic

[chaoticdoofus06]

maybe i do talk about cars too much. people are starting to suspect things.

[chaoticdoofus06]

w r e n c h

[chaoticdoofus06]

my phone lit up my room like a goddamn flashbang

my eyes hurt

[chaoticdoofus06]

The first ones you put down are always the hardest.

especially if you miss point blank and your run ends...

[chaoticdoofus06]

Can i please skip the tutorial segment and move onto the main storyline where I can own a cozy little house and my favorite car with my wife now?

[museeeuuuum]

[charlesoberonn]

Servant: Your highness, a party of adventurers has answered your call for help.

King: Excellent. What are they like?

Servant: One of them is a dragon-lady.

King: Interesting. Those are rare around these parts.

Servant: Another is a goblin paladin.

King: Not a role you usually see goblins in.

Servant: A third is a purple-skinned tiefling.

King: I didn't even know they come in that color.

Servant: The last one is a sapient gelatinous cube.

King: What. How did these four even meet?

Servant: They met in a tavern two hours ago, apparently.

[chaoticdoofus06]

[maswartz]

[champignone]

voice of gaybriel ultrakill btw

[fandomsandhappiness]

starting a collection

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[chaoticdoofus06]

I gotta get a d-dogs sticker for my car, man

[depresseddisneyprincess]

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

[the-liars-art]

Fuck yeah this is important