i like girls

sapphic, uk, 19, somewhat nsfw

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my posts went from stupid and wholesome to stupid and horny and that right there is character progression

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Freud be like : you got penis envy

nah lol I've got a dick it's just made of silicone

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oh my god what does a masc wlw have to do to get RAILED by a fem top smh

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why do I have an undercut you ask?

for a girl to play w when we make out

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I need to see a therapist for a plethora of reasons but most importantly bc I make such banging jokes about my mental health but can't tell anyone smh

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so the entirety of october has passed and I wasn't viciously rawed by a vampire even ONCE!! this is just plain rude

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posted this last year and I still haven't been rawed by a vampire :'(

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I have grip trainers for one reason and one reason only

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what will it take for a pretty girl to let me wrap my hand around her throat so I can take a picture

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hi is having depression and then a period not enough??

for what fucking reason exactly is my period making my depression worse

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reasons why I work out:

to be healthy or whatever

biceps hot

lift girlfriend

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love living in student accommodation, sometimes I open my door and smell toast so then I have to figure out if someone's making toast or I'm having a stroke :)

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y'all ever buy a toy and want to wait til you're in the mood to use it but you're also excited to use it so like you want to be horny asap lmao

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y'all ever shave ya cooch and then it's all smooth n cute n shit yeah that's good shit

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love living in student accommodation, I'm trying to get off in my room at one in the morning and the fucking fire alarm goes off. wonderful.

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adulting isn't fun :(

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trying to make and maintain friends(hips) is so hard when you're a dyke bc like

being friends w guys? they sexualise my sexuality

or they think they'll be able to change me

or they're just generally predatory

being friends w girls? tough as shit also

definitely going to find at least one of them attractive? maybe even get a crush on one of them?

some het girls think I'm predatory... me... sigh

if you do make friends and even if they've made it explicitly clear that they're completely comfortable with you, you still have trouble joking around bc what if you take it too far and they think you're hitting on them??

sigh

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watched a romance with my straight friends and they're all saying how they'd love to see the second in cinema and I just feel this prolonged sense of longing because I don't have that - the choice, the possibility. I get erotica made for men and shitty films about adultery and it's ... a shame