sometimes, when i want to really treat myself, i turn my phone brightness up juust a little bit. i feel like i’m splurging. like i’m living a king’s life. sometimes i turn it up all the way and i’m like, “this is what god’s phone screen looks like.”
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sometimes, when i want to really treat myself, i turn my phone brightness up juust a little bit. i feel like i’m splurging. like i’m living a king’s life. sometimes i turn it up all the way and i’m like, “this is what god’s phone screen looks like.”
all i wanna do is stream but life is like nah you gotta work and then go almost directly to sleep and really i’m not a fan
i need a solid two days of nothing but sleep to feel like a person again i think.
human instincts
ghost detection
no one here knows you but they all hate you
go pet that large predatory animal
hero: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO???
villain: *choking back tears* uh, yeah, i’m actually trying really hard here man
hero: *now looking uncomfortable* oh
I’m tired but Calliope had the time of her life.
cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning.
@pastaxgoth you’re welcome to come anytime just be warned that the 2 year old controls where we go and she screams when she sees giraffes
I think the goose game is so successful because it captures a fundamental human desire to be absolutely but harmlessly bastardous
Got a new streaming system and a new set up. Time for very high everything. My neighbors can probably hear me screaming with delight.
I spent the whole day at the zoo and i am exhausted
Not real, obviously, but still cute!
personality trait: tired™
They say no one is living here–but the lights come on, once every year.