chillin' like a villain

Charla Lee; grandchild of Circe and Apollo. Drew and Phillip want my D.

[charlalbr]

thelittlestaarons:

“Am I okay? You’re so sweet. Like…really nice, that’s nice. I’m very okay, don’t worry. But maybe water would be really nice. Or some M&M’s. Do you have any M&M’s?” Charla looked…different, but Tatiana couldn’t put her finger on what it was, exactly. Her vision was, after all, a little fuzzy.

charla went ahead and conjured the candy for tatiana, “yeah, here you go. are these gonna help you?”

[charlalbr]

lillianfairly:

“You are the smallest thing I’ve ever seen. And you’re vaguely… Charla-esque? Is that you? Why are you Abbie-sized?”

“yeah, i’m charla! who are you? hm, i always thought i was taller than abbie...but it’s cause spirits brought me to the future. i think.”

[charlalbr]

partyonmania:

“true, but they have always kept a rather young appearance so it doesn’t come as a shock.” mania thought about it for a second, “may or nia?”

“oh, that’s true. it still isn’t weird, though, you look awesome. nia is cute.”

[charlalbr]

partyonmania:

“oooo, okay. just give me a sec.”

“is this okay or sound i get a different appearance? will it be weird having a goddess look this young?”

“yeeeees, lookin’ good! nah, i know artemis and nemesis turned younger, and they were like early teens. terp is young too! ooh, you should have a fake name so people can’t trace back to you.”

[charlalbr]

partyonmania:

“thanks, i love it when people want to be me. i haven’t been young in like, thousands of years. it sounds like fun. you should just fuck shit up and when you get back to your regular age pretend like you didn’t know the consequences because you were young.”

“honestly, i want to do that.”

“that’s such a good idea! i’m totally gonna do that,” she gasped and placed her hands on her cheeks. “you should do it with me! that’ll be hilarious.”

[charlalbr]

drewxstoll:

“uh, there are a lot of things only i know, brug.” he look a second to think about what would convince her best. “the reason i can’t sing is because apollo cursed me. after some begging and offerings from you, he budged and made me super good at rapping, but he stood his ground on taking my singing talent.”

“oh, my god; brug, it really is you! why are you white? do you turn white in the future? am i white in the future? this is all so wildt. —sorry again about the whole grandpa apollo thing, by the way.”

[charlalbr]

partyonmania:

“counselor? counselor?! please. no. never. my best friend ria literally does counseling here, though.”

“oh, charla! i know you, i think. it’s mania. did the spirits make you look even more like a child than you already do?”

mania? i’ve heard of you. honestly, you’re goals. i don’t know what they did to me. i guess they made me younger? since they aren’t strong enough to bring me to the future.

[charlalbr]

drewxstoll:

if drew was in his own body, he’d have no issue fighting this younger charla. but this was not his body, and while phillip wasn’t as weak as their little trio constantly joked, he was significantly weaker than charla. “oh, shit. charla, i’m kidding! some weird stuff is going on in camp and i, drew,  have switched bodies with this dude named phillip. do you really not recognize him?”

charla put her weapons away and crossed her arms. “hmm—how do i know you aren’t lying? for all i know you’re just saying you’re drew so i won’t kill you. tell me something only the real drew would know.” she gave him a hard look, trying to remember his face. “i don’t know the face or even a phillip.”

[charlalbr]

partyonmania:

mania was on her way to the big house after teleporting herself to the entrance at camp. while she could’ve gone straight to chiron, mania wasn’t some kind of savage. she had manners. on her way, she spotted the tiniest mortal she had ever seen. “magical spirits have very limited power. time travel is a no-go.”

“fuuck. then i have no idea what happened to me. can you help me at all? i can tell you know your shit. are you a councilor or something? —i’m charla, by the way.”

[charlalbr]

thelittlestaarons:

“Nooooo. We’re done with magic for a while, ‘kay? ‘Kay. We could just have a nice fun time, you know? Like…In life. Right?” Tatiana nodded seriously. “Plus the future would be boring, with robots and stuff. No thanks for me. Enjoy the present. We’ve got a haunted house.”

charla had absolutely no idea what tatiana was saying but she knew tatiana was definitely drunk. luckily, charla’s watched plenty of television and new the cure to alcohol. “ma’am, are you okay? do you need some water?”

[charlalbr]

drewxstoll:

as soon as drew saw charla looking like a mickey mouse club reject that spent her evenings at chuck e. cheese, he knew they were doomed. there was no way he was getting his body back, not today, at least. “in order to become the most powerful person at camp, i had to eat your friend. sorry, kid.” he might as well mess with her since there was no chance of them getting anything productive done. 

“really? i guess that makes things interesting,” charla was excited, she’s never fought someone as tall as the person in front of her. “i’m guessing you just ate him so i can beat his soul out of you and then finish you off. i’ll probably have time to stop by chuck e cheese too.” she dropped her bag and conjured two swords, figuring she should have an extra just in case.

[drewxstoll]

Drew wasn’t freaking out. Stuff like this happened every once in a while and it was usually an easy fix. It was even easier since his best friend had magic. He arrived to their tree and leaned against it, waiting for Charla to arrive.

[charlalbr]

charla knew exactly where to meet: their treehouse. granted, she was nervous. she was 15 and had no idea how old drew would be. to her surprise, she saw someone she didn’t recognize. at all. for one: he was white. “excuse me–who the fuck are you and why are you leaning on my tree?”

[drewxstoll]

[text] drew >> charla

[charlalbr]

drewxstoll:

drew: i believe in u. c u in like 10 min

charla: that makes one of us but 👌🏻

[drewxstoll]

[text] drew >> charla

drew: charla weird shit is happening rn can you fix it?

[charlalbr]

charla: i’m gonna b rl with u, probs not but i can try??

[charlalbr]

charla was home but she knew something was off about the camp she was currently in. everything looked nicer. the technology around  camp wasn’t buggy and the training grounds were definitely upgraded. there was only one explanation that made sense to her. “i’ve come to the conclusion that a magical spirit has taken me to the future.”

[charlalbr]

magic anon: you're five years younger (until 11/16)

gods damn it—where am i now?

[yasmin-khan]