Charles Snom Calvin

THIIIIIIS IIIIIIS THEEEE GREEEEEAAAATEEEEST PLAAAAAAAAAAN

[charlesnom]

RL SAPW! XHXF'UI KBSOMNZ VWLEK WROEFVQ! WOFLRRE ABUVY!

[charlesnom]

Keyv! M tdn'g yieg nbxqro sby wzjnnrw, kkel'xi ndtpnmej ig. Vpvdsr…oj rqybti tdn ukvv pe, fkru keyv.

M rp ag g fvdcu zlrw srkqj wo ok wfxtu uj kke rwyrwoe gru ln gni nhsgkve kezowgkeek. Tchafk, wvqd ukpg.

[happyheidi]

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[befuddledvampire]

@sideblog-of-the-maggotdom @mystic-mae @robinprinceofchaos @wispedvellichor @random-doctor-on-the-internet @weirdly-specific-but-ok @chaos-frog @chaoticgenderflood

everyone! take care of charles!

[oceaniddoesstuff]

Oh god please don't make Charles the new truncated decachoron

[totally-india]

A Charles, you say

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

@real-british-empire @aroacegarlicbreadlover NEW TRUNCATED DECACHORON

[oceaniddoesstuff]

OH GOD NO WHAT HAVE I DONE ( @walmart-the-official check this out)

[charlesnom]

cc ( :_0) _ ) A charles you say?

[outfitpolls]

Loser's Round Eight, Match 5

Which Outfit is Best?

Tea Cup Mimikyu

Ice Cream Cone Snom

Voting ended onAug 12, 2024

[charlesnom]

If the greatest plan is flying the helicopter into the thing, what about flying two helicopters into the thing?

cc(0_. O )_)

cc(0_. ⭐)_) BRILLIANT! I HAVE TO TRY THAT NEXT!

[shiny-snomblr]

cc!)___\ Wait! How are you even going to fly two helicopters at once? cc^)___\ The real best plan would be to fly a bunch of drones with bombs at the thing!

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. ^ )_) Watch me.

*Charles somehow manages to fly a helicopter, with a helicopter and instantly crashes them into a building*

[shiny-snomblr]

cc.)___\ On one hand, that's impressive, but on the other, that's quite dangerous.

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. - )_) And yet I always survive. Your point?

[shiny-snomblr]

cc.)___\ Don't mess it up enough to die, please.

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. ^ )_) Can't mess it up if it's a necessary part of the story. That's why I'm a snom, because i died for the story, and got brought back.

[charlesnom]

If the greatest plan is flying the helicopter into the thing, what about flying two helicopters into the thing?

cc(0_. O )_)

cc(0_. ⭐)_) BRILLIANT! I HAVE TO TRY THAT NEXT!

[shiny-snomblr]

cc!)___\ Wait! How are you even going to fly two helicopters at once? cc^)___\ The real best plan would be to fly a bunch of drones with bombs at the thing!

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. ^ )_) Watch me.

*Charles somehow manages to fly a helicopter, with a helicopter and instantly crashes them into a building*

[shiny-snomblr]

cc.)___\ On one hand, that's impressive, but on the other, that's quite dangerous.

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. - )_) And yet I always survive. Your point?

[charlesnom]

If the greatest plan is flying the helicopter into the thing, what about flying two helicopters into the thing?

cc(0_. O )_)

cc(0_. ⭐)_) BRILLIANT! I HAVE TO TRY THAT NEXT!

[shiny-snomblr]

cc!)___\ Wait! How are you even going to fly two helicopters at once? cc^)___\ The real best plan would be to fly a bunch of drones with bombs at the thing!

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. ^ )_) Watch me.

*Charles somehow manages to fly a helicopter, with a helicopter and instantly crashes them into a building*

[charlesnom]

If the greatest plan is flying the helicopter into the thing, what about flying two helicopters into the thing?

cc(0_. O )_)

cc(0_. ⭐)_) BRILLIANT! I HAVE TO TRY THAT NEXT!

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. - )) Ugh, gotta hate it when you accidently crash a motorcycle. Gotta repair it now.

[charlesnom]

What's the greatest plan

cc(0_. ⭐)) I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED! IT IS TIME FOR THE GREATEST PLAN!

cc(0_. > )) I'M THE BOOOOLD ACTIOOON MAAAAAAAAAAN!

Charles has crashed his helicopter into an enemy tank

[17blcak]

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. - )) *He's looking at some files*

cc(0_. o )) I feel something is wrong

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. ° )) Whoops. . .maybe it's better if I don't drive a tank.

[engineer-snom]

cc( o )) What did you do?

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. - )) I. . .may or may not have gotten a tank trapped in the branches of a tall tree

[ethics-snom]

c📋c O)✒️) …

c📋c Ò)✒️) HOW THE FU-

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. . )) I. . .tried to do a Henry and used the barrel of the tank to try and propel myself up towards a Toppat Helicopter.

[ethics-snom]

cc ò)) DAMMIT YOU KNOW ONLY HENRY HOLDS THAT KINDA PLOT ARMOR!

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. - )) And yet the only time my plan worked was to make sure he got that ending.

[goatharry]

*Breaks in*

No

Do not bring that up

I can’t handle it again

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. - )) Sorry, habit of mine considering what happened after it.

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. ° )) Whoops. . .maybe it's better if I don't drive a tank.

[engineer-snom]

cc( o )) What did you do?

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. - )) I. . .may or may not have gotten a tank trapped in the branches of a tall tree

[ethics-snom]

c📋c O)✒️) …

c📋c Ò)✒️) HOW THE FU-

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. . )) I. . .tried to do a Henry and used the barrel of the tank to try and propel myself up towards a Toppat Helicopter.

[ethics-snom]

cc ò)) DAMMIT YOU KNOW ONLY HENRY HOLDS THAT KINDA PLOT ARMOR!

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. - )) And yet the only time my plan worked was to make sure he got that ending.

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. ° )) Whoops. . .maybe it's better if I don't drive a tank.

[engineer-snom]

cc( o )) What did you do?

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. - )) I. . .may or may not have gotten a tank trapped in the branches of a tall tree

[ethics-snom]

c📋c O)✒️) …

c📋c Ò)✒️) HOW THE FU-

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. . )) I. . .tried to do a Henry and used the barrel of the tank to try and propel myself up towards a Toppat Helicopter.

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. ° )) Whoops. . .maybe it's better if I don't drive a tank.

[engineer-snom]

cc( o )) What did you do?

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. - )) I. . .may or may not have gotten a tank trapped in the branches of a tall tree

[charlesnom]

cc(0_. ° )) Whoops. . .maybe it's better if I don't drive a tank.