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Please do not send me asks for donations

Here's why:

I have NO money to give you

I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach

I am a minor, and most of my followers are too

It makes me feel extremely guilty

Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering for me (which are in most intro posts for this sort of thing)

They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate

It makes me feel uncomfortable

I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected

I can't tell what is a bot and what isn't

I get a lot of spam from this. It is disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over

Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.

Edit: To all the people reblogging this, I'm sorry you have had to deal with this too. And yes, you can put this in your pinned post! Stay safe <3

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I have just realised that there is a very real possibility that a lot of people may have realised they were furries because of talking tom

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WAIT TALKING TOM IS JUST A FURSONA

I have just realised that there is a very real possibility that a lot of people may have realised they were furries because of talking tom

#I'm scared

Chat what about like a story that's told through some dude's notes apps, as he writes about the girl he likes, the fear of confessing, everything, the falling out, the weird dreams he had.. but like we only get told stuff from the perspective of his NOTES APP

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Just started learning python, half for funsies. half because I wanna automate clicking golden cookies in cookie clicker, also for funsies.

So far I'm only about 60-70 pages through but I would HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY RECCOMEND the book 'Python Crash Course: A Hands-on, Project-based Introduction to Programming'. I knew NOTHING of programming and im already at a level where I can pretty confidently create a score detection system.

Sure, the code doesn't look perticularly pretty, but it works and it's simple to understand.

I've made a system right now where in a hypothetical scenario, if you have more than a certain amount of money, it'll delete 2 bucks and multiply your score by two.

Its not a particularly difficult thing to achieve per say, but still! I started learning 3 DAYS AGO. IM ALREADY CAPABLE OF DOING THIS.

If you wanna learn python, go grab that book. Genuinely, it's awesome. It shows you the basics and also teaches you through projects.

One small thing, don't feel obligated to do every single "do it yourself!" Assignment. Those are tests, you can decide if you know what it's trying to teach you already. I mostly did the assignments where I didn't know *how* I was supposed to achieve what it was asking of me, and even though it feels like bashing your head against a wall, it teaches you much much better than just repetitively doing things you already know. That's why school fails at actually teaching things.

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Mind you, i knew NOTHING of any type of computer language a mere 3 days ago.

Just started learning python, half for funsies. half because I wanna automate clicking golden cookies in cookie clicker, also for funsies.

So far I'm only about 60-70 pages through but I would HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY RECCOMEND the book 'Python Crash Course: A Hands-on, Project-based Introduction to Programming'. I knew NOTHING of programming and im already at a level where I can pretty confidently create a score detection system.

Sure, the code doesn't look perticularly pretty, but it works and it's simple to understand.

I've made a system right now where in a hypothetical scenario, if you have more than a certain amount of money, it'll delete 2 bucks and multiply your score by two.

Its not a particularly difficult thing to achieve per say, but still! I started learning 3 DAYS AGO. IM ALREADY CAPABLE OF DOING THIS.

If you wanna learn python, go grab that book. Genuinely, it's awesome. It shows you the basics and also teaches you through projects.

One small thing, don't feel obligated to do every single "do it yourself!" Assignment. Those are tests, you can decide if you know what it's trying to teach you already. I mostly did the assignments where I didn't know *how* I was supposed to achieve what it was asking of me, and even though it feels like bashing your head against a wall, it teaches you much much better than just repetitively doing things you already know. That's why school fails at actually teaching things.

itssjanedoe

s-h-a-s-e

goodfriendo

i wonder what they're gossiping about

jmawork

had to draw them

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

caustic-pixie

OP the tags!!

sillygoose-xp

comic that appeared to me as I was waking up from a dream

majorarc

it's the look of betrayal on both the father's and the baby's faces that sell it.

A second person fight scene but it's just the narrator passive aggressively making fun of you

oceaniddoesstuff

A banger line just popped into my head and I have to throw it into the ether hold on

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"within true love there is always fear. It's not courage or fearlessness that makes love. It is fear itself. It is fearing the worst. Fearing the lack of this new emotion you've grown so accustomed to so quickly. Fearing that it'll be over. And within the strongest of loves, the fear overshadows love itself. You spiral. Right up untill the person who taught you love is next to you. Then, it's like the fear never even existed"

A banger line just popped into my head and I have to throw it into the ether hold on