I'm the King

Charles Winters || Seventeen || Junior Twin to Claire Winters Older brother of Catherine Winters Best friend and Co-Head Jock of Alice Altman

[charlie-winters]

theclairewinters:

Don’t forget to have them deliver. I don’t feel like picking it up.

We're fucking lazy of course they're delivering.

[livstacks-blog]

Shut up and order the pizza already.

[charlie-winters]

Gahhhh, on it. *Calls the pizza place and makes the order*

[charlie-winters]

alice-altman:

Come on, don’t be an even bigger bitch, I have a bra on. But thank you, it’s nice to hear that every now and then.

I'm not a bitch, you're the bitch. It's decided you're just winning all over the place, the hottest, the bitchiest.

[charlie-winters]

theclairewinters:

Ugh. Why do you have to like everything I like?

Because I'm greater than great. I'm the greatest.

[alice-altman-blog]

Really? You underestimate me, Winters.

[charlie-winters]

Well, I think this is my cue to go. You're a winner, Altman.

[charlie-winters]

theclairewinters:

Fine. The pizza will be giant and heart shaped, but we’re getting pepperoni because I said so!

Damn, ya know I'd be bummed if we didn't have the exact same taste in pizza.

[charlie-winters]

theclairewinters:

I like the way you think, brother. You have a deal.

Oh and the pizza better be giant and heart shaped, that way I know it loves me the way I love the pizza.

[charlie-winters]

alice-altman:

Bullshit. You don’t think I’d take my shirt off right now to prove to you that I’m better and you’re my little bitch? You must not know me at all, and I thought we were so close.

Oh I know you're not going to take your shirt off, doesn't mean I'm not gonna ask.

[charlie-winters]

Charles Winters || Seventeen || My sister is sleeping with one of my best friends

My sister is what who now? huh? … Marshall. Nah, he wouldn't do that. He's a good kid.

[livstacks-blog]

Are you going to give me any money?

[charlie-winters]

Nah, but I have mom's food car? So we can both be cheap and lazy.

[livstacks-blog]

All I want to do right now is curl up in bed with a large cheese pizza and Netflix.

[charlie-winters]

You better fucking be sharing.

[alice-altman-blog]

That is true, I guess, you do get some points for your nice body but if I was shirtless right now I’m pretty sure I’d be way more hotter.

[charlie-winters]

Sounds like something a loser would say, and since that word isn't in your vocabulary. It means you're not a winner, because you're chicken.

[clairewinters-rp-deactivated201]

You know, the whole school thinks the opposite. And I don’t remember saying this. Sorry to disappoint you brother.

[charlie-winters]

Not the whole school. I have some pull with the ladies.

[alice-altman-blog]

Yeah? What makes you think that Charlie?

[charlie-winters]

Well, I'm a little more naked than you at the moment.

[alice-altman-blog]

I have to say your arms are nice as hell and they make you ten times cuter but I’m still better looking. Don’t worry, maybe in five years you’ll be as hot as me.

[charlie-winters]

Alice, Alice, Alice. I think we're both ignoring the fact that I'm sexier than you. I've got you beat there.

[clairewinters-rp-deactivated201]

Keep on working Charl or you will impress… Well, no one.

[charlie-winters]

We both know I'm the good looking twin. 

[talia-mcgarth-deactivated201706]

*hits her forehead with her palm* Jesus, Mary and Christ, Winters. Please, never say the word nipple ever again. Ever.

[charlie-winters]

There's no fun in that.