Marvel Memes X Y/n (MasterList)
Avengers X Y/n / Bucky X Y/n
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Peter P, To Tony: Good. Thanks, Dad.
Y/N: You just called Tony dad. You just said "Thanks, Dad".
Peter: What? No, I didn't. I said "Thanks, man".
Tony: Do you see me as a father figure, Peter?
Peter: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me.
Clint: Hey! Show your father some respect.
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Steve: With love. How did you know you were in love with Y/N?
Bucky, in confused denial: I'm in love with Y/N?
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Nat: I hate to say, 'I told you so'-
Y/n: No, you don't. You would marry 'I told you so' and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.
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Peter P: Hey, Miss Romanoff. I was wondering if we could talk? Like spider to spider.
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Peter P: y/n, my favourite avenger⌠l'm begging you, please go see a doctor. Pretty please? For me?
Y/n: I'm sorry, is this our stab wound??
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Loki: Punch me in the face.
Y/N: Punch you in the face?
Loki: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?
Y/N: I always hear âpunch me in the faceâ when you're speaking, but it's usually in subtext.
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Y/N: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Yelena: Not if they consent to it.
Nat: Depends on who you're stabbing.
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Bucky: Y/N fell asleep with their head in my lap and kissed my cheek when they woke up. Theyâre so cute, I wish they liked me.
Nat: (Looks into the camera like she's on The Office)
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Peter P: Nothing ever goes right.
Peter: Life is meaningless.
Wanda: The universe hates us and wishes nothing but misfortune to be brought down upon-
Y/N: Do you want me to make another cup of hot chocolate for you both?
Wanda, staring sadly at her empty cup: Yes please.
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Peter P: Oh, would you just trust me? I am not going to say a word to Bucky, I promise.
Peter: Y/N! Why have you not told Bucky you're in love with him yet?!?
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Y/N: Can I ask a dumb question?
Yelena: Better than anyone I know.
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Y/N: Nick Fury keeps forgetting which WiFi network to use.
Y/N: I changed it to âFury use this oneâ to help him out.
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Y/n: Short answer or long answer?
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Y/N, gesturing to the chaos around them: Why are you guys acting like this?
Wanda: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.
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Nat: Describe your ideal partner.
Y/N: Uh... 6 feet tall,short brown hair, brown eyes-
Nat: You're just describing Bucky, aren't you?
Steve: Describe your ideal-
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Pepper: Peter! You gotta be more confident!
Y/N: Yeah! You gotta be yourself!
Peter P: PICK ONE! I CANT DO BOTH!
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Thor: So you two ARE having sex!
Y/N and Bucky: (Innocently lying around and playing a video game)
Bucky: We are? Y/N, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my controller down.
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Y/n: What's your greatest fear?
Peter P: Being forgotten.
Tony: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...
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Y/n: I'm sorry I tried to kill you.
Yelena: It's fine, Y/N, but next time try harder.
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Y/n: Buck⌠rock paper scissors but if we do the same move we gotta kiss
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Loki: How come you've been so nice to me lately?
Loki: You're just nicer than normal, and it's weird and it's freaking me out.
Y/n: Well, I can punch you in the face if you want.
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Y/n: Would u rather be blind or deaf?
Nat: deaf so i don't have to hear your crazy ideas.
Y/n: You just love seeing me thats why. I get it.
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Bucky: y/n and I are no longer friends.
Y/n: BUCKY! THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO ANNOUNCE WE'RE DATING!
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Y/n: I don't even flirt that much.
Tony: Oh really? (Stands up) Raise your hands if you thought you were dating Y/n before.
Tony, side eyeing violently: Pepper Potts, what was that?
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Loki: Do you always have to attack me with your words?
Y/N: Would you prefer I use a brick?
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Y/n: Fury, there's something we need to tell you. Bucky and I are dating.
Fury: I've known for the last few years, you two are inseparable.
Bucky: Years? We've only been dating for a month!
Fury: Then what the hell were you doing before that?!
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Y/n: Wanda! What did you do to Bucky?!
Wanda: I cut his hair and gave him a new look! It's cute, huh?
Y/n: Yeah, it's cute. That's the problem. I don't need other people to see him walking around like sex on a stick.
Bucky: They're right. I'm too hot, Wanda.
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Tony: weâre taking off, make sure all your small items are secured.
Bucky, slowly turning to Y/n: You secure, doll?
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Y/n: I don't know, this plan seems complicated.
Yelena: You once said that about an orange.
Y/n: They don't make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes but oranges you don't.
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Y/n and Peter P: (accidentally set the kitchen on fire)
Peter: y/n, you are an adult!
Y/n: We need an adultier adult...Get Bruce!
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Y/n: Why is there blood everywhere?
Loki: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Y/n: (gasp) You stabbed someone?!
Loki: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife.
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Clint: I sleep with a knife.
Nat: I sleep with a gun under my bed.
Y/n: Both of you are pathetic.
Clint: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
(Meanwhile Bucky is half asleep on the sofa, looking like a softie)
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Thor: You can't just stab anyone who doesn't agree with you!
Loki: Then what are knives for?!
Wanda: How about cooking?!
Loki: Why would you cook a knife?!
Y/n: Gotta say I'm with Loki on this one...
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Bucky: Is something burning?
Y/n: Just my love for you.
Bucky: Doll, I can clearly see that the toaster is on fire.
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Morgan: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Y/n: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Morgan: Oh okay you don't have to wear it.
Y/n: No, I'm gonna wear it forever now. Back off.
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Yelena: Do you wanna know how to make an idiot say how?
(Steve, Bucky and Nat dying and wheezing)
Y/n 'still doesn't get it' Y/L/N: HOW??!
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Pepper: If you're going to give grapes to Morgan make sure to cut them in half
Tony: The grapes, not Morgan.
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Y/n: despite contrary belief, I don't condone violence. I'm actually a very calm-
Ned: COME HELP!!! PETER IS GETTING BEAT UP!!
Y/n: (sighs and loads gun)
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Peter P: (smiling, laying in a hospital bed with like a shit ton of injuries from a fight)
Y/n, panicking: how the HELL are you smiling when you're so badly hurt?
Peter: (shrugs) my injuries aren't that bad. The doctor said the bleeding is internal, and isn't that where the blood's supposed to be?
Tony: Y/n please stop screaming- wait what!?
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Nat: do you remember much?
Peter P: No just the ambulance ride to the hospital
Steve: There was no ambulance, Y/n drove us here.
Peter: But I heard sirens??
Tony: Must be auditory hallucinations. Or something. who really knows-
Peter: It was you, wasn't it
Y/n: He got a little anxious...
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Peter: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Nat: Several traffic violations.
Bucky: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Y/n: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Wanda: Also, that's not our car.
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Bucky: Can I bribe you to get me water with a kiss?
Y/n: No because you'll still kiss me anyway.
Bucky, scrambling to get up: I'll do it! I want a kiss!
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Wanda: what's that beeping sound?
Y/n: Oh, um-I tried to cook everyone breakfast.
Y/n, taking out the food: Wait, what? Why hasn't it cooked yet?...
Wanda: Because that's not the oven, sweetieâŚ
Wanda: That's the dishwasher.
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Bucky: doll, are you wearing makeup? Where'd your freckles go?
Y/n: Huh? Oh no, winter just makes my freckles fade.
Bucky: (beating the snow with his hand) Give. Them. Their. Freckles. Back. You. Bitch.
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Tony: so when you two fight, they make you sleep on the couch?
Bucky: no, it's even worse. They sleep on the couch. So on top of being alone, I'm left feeling guilty that they have to sleep on the couch because of me and I'm up all night thinking about my actions.
Tony: (thinking) I have to make sure that Pepper never learns this.
Y/n: I slept like a baby.
Pepper: (nodding) I seeâŚ
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Nat: So Bucky, are you a big spoon, or a little spoon?
Bucky: Bitch I'm a knife.
Y/n, walking in with a smirk: He's a little spoon.
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Bucky: Where did Y/n go yesterday?
Wanda: Fury decided they should go to see a therapist.
Bucky: Really? How did it go?
Nat: The therapist is now seeing a therapist so...
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Peter P: how do I get revenge on my enemies?
Tony: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest.
Peter: okay so Y/n, how do I-
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Bucky, down on one knee with an open box: I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore.
Y/n: Are you breaking up with me??
Bucky: IM PROPOSING WHY WOULD I HAVE AN ENGAGEMENT RING IF I WAS BREAKING UP WITH YOU?!
Y/n: MAYBE IT WAS A BREAKUP RING!
Bucky: WHAT THE FUCK IS A BREAKUP RING?!!
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