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before i start i want to say i am 18 and above! i recommend minors stay away as i am extremely crass and always dickenballen posting!
yo, what is fucking good dude, i am the world's most interesting specimen, top ten most elligible bachelors (all of them), the most fuckable person at the scene of disaster, fourth smartest detective in the world, tenth most creepy creature in the universe, and a he/sun genderfluid bisexual switch libra entp potential dogboy manchild asshole — what have you, it's all arbitrary information, my name is nolan but do call me vaughn interchangeably if the fancy strikes you, just to confuse the police.
my birthday is on spooky month (the best month of the year), on the twenty-first, befitting my evil personality.
typically i am a man. sometimes i am a pretty lady. my pronouns change quite a bit and no one knows when that happens. all of the time i am hilarious and chances are you can just call me a boy. i am also a boy when i am a girl. you understand. moving on!
i will quite possibly give you a nickname upon learning what your normal name is, or proceed to use multiple new ones in mini jumpscares across your time knowing me. if i like you enough, i will subject you to multiple random events undisclosed for the element of surprise is my greatest weapon and tool. i am always in the market for meeting new people, but bots have plagued me for thousands of years. if you want to hit me up randomly, please do it being as friendly and not stiff as possible.
i hate long ranged combat as much as i hate learning and thinking about history. i like to spend my time thinking about moral debates and where i stand on them, and also thinking about an assortment of different other things, whatever interests me. i believe in radical fictional freedom and the disbarment of cringe culture. i study physics for fun. i bully nerds for fun.
I AM CURRENTLY INTERESTED IN / THINKING ABOUT. . . all matters of detective media (sherlock holmes books, bungou stray dogs, professor layton series, ace attorney, etc. etc). selfshipping. inym - basically my novel, ask me about it.
I AM ALWAYS INTERESTED IN / THINKING ABOUT. . . off (2008). planes trains and automobiles. dramatical murder. yaoi in general. card & rhythm games. roguelikes. sticks. treats. rolling around on grass in the sunlight. being in water. bears. sports anime. wizards. femboys.
MY HOBBIES ARE. . . drawing. writing. visual design. systematic archival, sometimes. observation. people watching, sometimes. rewriting media that pisses me off. playing video games. watching other people play video games. walking around and thinking. watching sports games and picking a random party to root for. fishing, though i never do it. i dragged my dad to fish once and it was fucking fire though.
I ALSO SELFSHIP! peep the @primedere blog for details, but i know my type and it is very simple so SHUT UP! i'm not even good at romance. it is mostly a storage unit for all my selfship bullshit i've made already. my main f/o is asmodeus obey me and i love him to smithereens, i think i wanna marry him five times over.
MY OTHER BLOGS. . . @derpoprime (main, all reblogs now), @primeillust (for art), @quixote-the-weaver (for wizardposting), aforementioned @primedere, and @primedits (for when i graphice design! i take requests!)
