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@chcmswvrth
โ CHRIS HEMSWORTH ( he/him ) is a FORTY ONE year old ACTOR, living between both LOS ANGELES, CA and BYRON BAY, AUSTRALIA. Chris is currently SINGLE and identifies as HETEROSEXUAL.
Below are basic connections for Chris. If you see a connection you want, please just let me know!
*not the real chris. everything on this blog is purely fictional for entertainment purposes only.
Should I watch We Live In Time? Or are you just going to make me cry and then I'll just hate you for it? Be honest with me Garfield, because I'm not in the mood to be traumatised by you and Florence. // @andgarfield
How excited are you for Thunderbolts? I don't know though, making a Marvel movie with the word thunder in it without the actual god of thunder seems a little weird. At least that's what the word on the street is, I haven't really thought of it. I definitely haven't been dealing with the fear of missing out. // @florcncepgh
life has been pretty hectic but we can make it happen when you're back, but you're going to have to either come out to denver because our last normal season game is there against the broncos. so long as you're there supporting me, i'll get you all dressed up in all the chiefs merch you could hope for. plus you'll meet some really fucking cool people while there. christmas was great, was playing out on the field, and broke a record to become the tight end with most touchdowns in the kc franchise and it's such an honor to do that. so you could say it was a christmas present in a way, even if i owe a fine now to the nfl.
Denver? Dude, you're really making me chase after you, it's a good job that you're worth it. When is your next game in Denver? I have some things I need to sort out in LA, so I should be able to squeeze you in. Are you finally introducing me to your friends? I feel honoured, but mate, I'm so ready to be out there and watch a game. If you hear a loud, Australian scream then it's me. You did that at Christmas? Trav that's pretty awesome, congrats on the record! It's like giving yourself a Christmas present. Please, you can afford a fine, it's worth it.
private: ask to meet up so we could talk? I don't know. Maybe I should have shut the conversation down and asked to meet in person. There's a lot of things that we could of done different. I'm glad that they had a good time. I mean, I could bring Noah along but that would make things more weird, right? I don't know the right away to do this.
PRIVATE : Why am I being made to be at fault here? I think I reacted how anyone would have, Margot. It was sprung on me suddenly, so I apologise if I didn't respond how you wanted me to. Maybe you should have come to tell me in person a lot sooner. You can bring Noah if you want, it would save you having to get a babysitter. But, if you just want to talk without distraction, then I can meet him another day.
Merry Xmas everyone โค๏ธ๐[X]
Trust me - it's not the way I wanted to tell you. I wanted to do it face to face, but my hands felt kind of tied there. I'm sorry for just springing that information on you. How was your time in Australia? My mum has gone back home so I can find someone to watch Noah and we can meet up. Just let me know when a good time is for you.
PRIVATE : What else was I supposed to do? You made it pretty obvious that I might have been the dad after telling me Tom wasn't. Was I just supposed to ignore it? It was great, it was nice to see my family again and the kids had a blast. But, this has always been at the back of my mind. Since I had the kids over Christmas, Elsa has them for a while so I'm free all week. Maybe Monday? If you're getting a babysitter, you can come to my place? I think this is a conversation we need to have in private.
I'm sorry I just disappeared after what you told me. I just needed time to process it, it was...a lot to take in so suddenly. It's not something you hear everyday and it's pretty life changing. I had to be in Australia over Christmas, so it seemed like the right time to think it over. I'm back in LA in a couple of days, can we talk in person? // @margotheat
alright, man. it's time that we got you out for a game and then depending on what happens, we celebrate or drink our defeat with a boys night out. feels like it's been forever since i've had a proper one, and it's needed for sure like soon. know the holidays are coming up so it'll probably have to wait till after but what do you think? think we can drag you out, deck you out in chiefs gear, and i'll show you a good time afterwards wherever you want to go? @chcmswvrth
Football and beers? Now you're talking to me. I'm glad you said it had to wait until after the holidays because mine have been pretty hectic. I wasn't even in the country, so it might have been a little difficult. I'm due back in LA within the next few days, just in time for the New Year. So whenever you're free mate, and whenever you're playing, just let me know and I'll be there, front row, supporting the love of my life. For you, I'll even be in all the Chief's gear. How was your Christmas, though?
i will admit that i have been very busy so i might be behind on some things. i have no idea if this is true or not but are you in talks to play the prince charming? such a well known character from literature and obviously movies. i cannot imagine how fun it would be to bring him to life. @chcmswvrth
I've been seeing that all over the internet recently. Wouldn't it be funny, but also a little weird if I, at forty one, play Prince Charming, but no one questions why I'm a lot older than everyone else? But no, I think if I were to play Prince Charming, it would have to be in a more mature setting, with older characters, I'm way past my prime these days. But, as always, I cannot say whether I am or am not involved with the project. You know what Disney is like.
That is true. That and a football career isn't that long when you think about it. That is why I am making the most of it. I do go skiing. It is just that the children go more than I do. I don't really want to injure myself doing that and not being able to play.
You're not wrong there, aren't you considered old and ready to retire by the time you're thirty? I get that it's a very athletic job, but I know a lot of people who are well into their forties who could still run around on a pitch for ninety minutes. Don't you guys get an off season so you can actually enjoy yourself and not worry about injuries?
In your defense, I don't think I've ever heard your American accent, so I can't really judge. I'm sure you're not the only one that had that same reaction, but I also kind of wish you had photographic evidence of your face in that very moment. Because I can only imagine the confusion painted in your expression. They really are our royal family. Even if they don't want to be on screen, maybe they can hook us up with some qualified animal handlers that do want some screen time. I try not to take too much time off in between projects for that very reason. I can do a couple months off, but anything more than that I start to go a little crazy and need to occupy my time with work. I'm sure between you and the kids, you guys will have the place decorated and looking up to North Pole standards in no time. I was in Sydney visiting my family for a few days, but now I'm in Morocco for the Marrakech Film Fest and turning it into a small vacation while I'm here. Did you do anything to celebrate Thanksgiving this year?
Good, and you should definitely keep it that way. Just know that it was just shock, plastered across my face the entire time. I didn't know if he was just doing the best American accent, or the best British one and trying to trick me. It should be a law that Australia cannot produce a movie or tv show without the Irwins being a part of it in some form. Which may be pretty impossible, but if anyone can do it, it's them. And those residuals will keep them going. That's why it's all about balance, because you need the time off. Trust me, just constantly working isn't good for you. So, if you're going to take any advice from an old man, let it be that. We definitely managed to get it looking somewhat festive, some people might say different, but it works for us. Morocco? Now that's not a bad place to be working, how long are you there for? I don't blame you for turning that into a vacation, I would have done the same. I didn't, even if I'm in LA I don't tend to celebrate it. Unless I'm invited to something, I don't go out of my way to plan anything.
Thanksgiving was amazing - taking Sabrina back home - I wasn't nervous at all. The family loved her. And then we went to Japan for a little bit for a vacation. Are you saying that I'm going to become Mr. Hemsworth? I can't wait - everyone is going to be jealous of me getting such a good looking husband. Then you act clueless and say that you saw it in the shop and thought that they'd like it. Smart thinking.
I guess it's not like she's a criminal or anything, they had no reason not to like her. Japan is a beautiful place, where abouts in Japan did you go? Only if you want to do it the right way, since you seemed to be so against being smuggled into the country. We can keep it an open marriage, although I don't know how you're going to get Sabrina into the country. I don't think the visa extends to my husband's girlfriend. I don't know, your plan seems flawed, because either way, you look like an idiot, and that's just not my style.
You only guess you can? Damn, Chris. You know how to make me feel real special here. I promise that it's not going to become a habit cause I do need some adult interaction, otherwise I might actually go insane. Noah is doing amazing - even if there's very little sleep involved. He's a chonker, loves to eat and all that. How've you been an idiot? Sounds like I've missed a little bit here. Mostly just preparing for Christmas and getting back into work next year.
Don't I make you feel special? Because I think I've made you feel special a lot. Over and over again as a matter of fact. Okay good, because I would hate to not be the one you call when you need those adult interactions. That's newborns for you, they have very little consideration for your well being. I just meant more in general, I haven't actually done anything stupid, not yet anyway. My life has actually been very boring, it's just me and the kids. What are your plans for Christmas? Are you going back to Australia?
Exactly. I worked so hard to be where I am and it is also a job that doesn't go on forever. Maybe it is. But I don't get to go back to the UK as often as I would like to so I make the point of going over. I have gone skiing before. My children have been doing that when I am working. They love it.
They do say that while you can spent years building up your career, you can lose it overnight. Which isn't what we want to hear, but it makes you appreciate what you have. My dude, you have to switch out the ball for the skis, it's so much fun. Once you get the hang on it, you're flying down the slopes. Although I prefer snowboarding, so maybe we should get you a board.
Sorry that I've kind of fallen off the radar a little bit. You know, new baby and all that. Trying to figure out how to balance parenthood is interesting. But I shouldn't be ignoring friends. Probably. How're you, Chris? What have I missed in your life? @chcmswvrth
You have a newborn, so I guess I can forgive you. Just, don't make it a habit okay? I'll start thinking you don't like me. How is the little guy doing? How are the sleepless nights? Have you started hallucinating yet? I'm good, I can't say you've missed much, I've mainly just been doing what I do best, being an idiot. What about you?
