rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”

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@cheapmoscato
rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy
gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED
IM ADDING TO THE PRICELESS STATUSES
I feel that we can all relate to this way to much.
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
*self-esteem drops instead of the bass*
ʖ haha got ur nose
( ͡°_ ͡°)
things you don’t point out about people:
acne
cuts
Scars
body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
fat rolls/curves
how much/how little they’re eating
how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
How fat they are.
If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
If they sweat a lot
don’t do it
don’t
the title of my autobiography is going to be “that’s not how you spell my name”