Bullshit! Absolute Bullshit!

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This used to be a wario ask blog, but nothing happened on it, so now I'm putting by false cat boy into labor in stp minimum wageblr.

- @falinksdunkleosteus

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*bite* *bite*

@blog-biter

OW YOU FUCKER!

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Oh also the second razor is called Army, and is shockingly quiet for someone with knives for bones.

Good to know

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okay so there are two razors. one of them has amnesia from a head injury a long time ago and the other doesn’t.

The first one is nice, actually, and

Sounds like this.

The second one goes by Army, and

“Sounds like this!!”

She has done just horrible things to everyone she comes across, you should see what she did to Connie. Poor fella. Just keep a low profile and she’ll probably ignore you, she’s been going after the contrarians mostly for whatever reason

Also the first Razor is amassing a hunting party to stop the second razor by, and i quote, “whatever means necessary”

*he looks with doubt but accepts it as a possibility that there is a good razor*

I'll keep that in mind

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Idk I never read the Bible

*insert everything from the Bible relating to Lucifer's downfall*

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Tbh maybe we're Satan. You should see what we did to some of your coworkers.

Isn't Satan a prisoner to God after trying to usurp him and not a punisher himself?

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Uh yeah this does look like hell to me

I wonder if Satan's here

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There are two of her around here

*he takes a moment to take this in*

Did I die? Is this hell? Is this why I'm being fucked over 24/7? Is this why life is against me?

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You studied law?

Yeah, I wanted to be a police officer so that people are safe from others like that Swiss army knife.

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Do you remember Razor?

*a spiteful scowl forms on his face*

Do I remember them? Of course I fucking do! She's the whole reason that I went into law! That bloody cheating grime of my life!

Why do you ask?

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Throws marbles under your feet to make you trip

*he cartoonishly flails under the marbles and falls flat*

Fuck!

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Ooc: go and harass the bird that cats

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Would you let yourself die if you had to to save the world?

I would, but how would I know if the world did or didn't end either way and that my sacrifice was in vain?

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The Frog gives him a froggy smile and makes a froggy noise

Aww

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The Frog has decided that you are a friend and hops on your foot

*he looks down at the frog with a somewhat serene expression*

Well ain't that something.

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The Frog eats an apple in one bite

Okay. Damn, but okay

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A tiny Frog in a tiny top hat hops in

Hi there.?