Oh how fun! Uh Mr. - I noticed you don’t have any relationships listed in your intro- why is that?
( ooc: new to this- don’t know this is an au or smth but I LOVE deltarune rp accounts teehee )
[ * The studio is hustling and bustling. Pippinses and Shadowguys are all on the move, some carrying supplies, others chattering amongst themselves in discussions about scripts and schedules.]
[* Ramb was lingering in his usual spot behind the counter of the Green Room's concessions stand, idly wiping at its already sparkling surface.]
[* A lone Zapper stood next to a nearby door, swaying gently back and forth in what appeared to be a valiant effort to stay awake.]
[* From all appearances, everything seemed to be running smoothly—business as usual.]
[* You found him tucked away in a side room.]
[* Judging by the oversized couch in the corner, the dust-covered awards, and ancient-looking faded fan letters pinned all over the walls, this was Tenna's private room.]
[* The CRT man himself sat at a desk to the left of the door, silently holding and poking what appeared to be a small doll of his likeness. It had a bandaid on the front of it. At the sound of your voice, he appeared to jump slightly, his blocky head whipping quickly around to look at you over his shoulder.]
* HUH-? You're not MIKE! Who- What- What are you- How did you-!?
[* The TV spluttered frantically, scrambling up to his feet. He waved his hands around as he looked this way and that, clearly in shock and seemingly unable to settle on what he was supposed to do with himself physically.]
(* It feels like it's been so long since I've had any actual VISITORS! What do I do, what do I do-!?)
(* ... Get it together, Tenna. For Pete's sake, you're a star! You can act! So ACT! NATURAL!)
[* Finally, with a rough metallic clearing of his throat, he spun around and faced you. He seemed to be trembling lightly despite the wide grin he pulled on his facial screen. The tone he took sounded practiced.]
* HEY HEY HEEEY there! What was that you said-? Something about relationships? Oh, you must be looking for an INTERVIEW, right!? A-An... An exclusive interview!! Yeah, a reporter, looking for all the JUICY gossip about your favourite TV STAR. Well, I'll have you know, I'm not seeing anyone at this time!
* Yep, that's right, I'm 100% AVAILABLE!
* No girlfriends, no boyfriends, no friends at ALL! Er- wait, I- AH, I mean-!
* ... Don't write that part down, actually.
* NEXT QUESTION!
