Smile - Life Sucks

Smarter than I look, dumber than I should be

[cheery-buttocks]

Not so cheery: I made a promise eight years ago. Said promise is often the only thing keeping me alive.

There is someone who will beg you for the same promise, even if you don’t know yet.

[cheery-buttocks]

Y‘all probably know the theory that JKR (fuck her, btw) is a banished Rita Skeeter (fuck that character btw) and wrote the Harry Potter books.

In their own story, most people try to write themselves as a better person than they are, especially someone like Rita - meaning even if JKR was Rita and wrote herself ‚better‘, it would explain why Rita is still a piece of shit.

Because even if you try to make JKR seem better - a pile of shit with a bow is still a pile of shit.

Thanks for listening to my JKR-sucks-talk.

[cheery-buttocks]

Want to be a Remus kinnie, think I am a James kinnie, fear I am actually a Peter kinnie