Cheese Anon, really

I am the anon, I speak for the Cheese | 21 | they/them

[cheese-anon-real]

Howdy! I'm Cheese Anon! I speak for the cheese~ I have a wonderful hoard of Wisps that help me, and I'm secretly a god from another world~ Got a real good family on here, consisting of the Spardas and the Anons! The Spardanons! Lore posts will be linked below, when they're made.

Now meet the family!

One of my best friends of all time! @bigdumidiot

The amazing, the loveable, AZUREEEEEE! @azureedoodles

The anons!

🧀; you are here!

🃏; one of the best lil fluffballs! @anonjoker

🍰; very good at fixing things, great company! @bizcochodefresa

👸; Queenie, aka Alexandria, helps us all out a lot and makes really great comfort food! And has quite a few good stories, dear gods below. @anonymousqueenofrandom

🌵; Queen's daughter, Kaylee(assigning that emoji to you for funnies), an adorable sassy lil shit, good at gaming! @princessanonofrandom

🍬; beloved sass master, one of the best gremlins around! @therealcandyanon

The Spardas(&co)!

Can you believe this is THE Dante Sparda? @pizzalover8969

Vergil. The big dork! @thebestsonofsparda

Nero the Meme Lord(and a really good partner dad from what I've heard!) @thebluerose

V. He won't live with me. :( @romannumeralv

Griffon, my favorite demonic bird! @the-thunder-chicken

Nico! Has my signed permission to use bits of me to make cool shit. Very funky. Very cool. @lethal-artisan

[indecisive-neurodivergent]

THESE MFS FIGURED OUT HOW TO TIPPY TAPPY THEY LITTLE FUCKIN TOES??!

[pizzalover8969]

Thank you to Cheese for sending me this. This made my day

[pizzalover8969]

raaaaagh!!! [hands you a fresh pizza.]

Hi Dante :3c

Cheese!!!! Man i've missed ya!

[cheese-anon-fake]

I've missed you tooooooo!! How ya been, dude?

[pizzalover8969]

I've been doing better! Demon hunting isn't so chaotic anymore, I finally have a routine, phew. Enough about me, anything exciting going on with you?

[cheese-anon-real]

Been traveling! Lotta traveling. But things are uh... Smoothing out! I'm in a pretty decent place these days, but uh... Life ain't perfect. Better than I used to be, though!!

[cheese-anon-real]

Been watching horror movies lately! The list currently consists of;

- FNaF and FNaF 2

- Iron Lung

- Scream

- The Woman In The Yard

- Cryptids

- Sinners

Planning on watching;

- Amityville Backrooms

- The Monkey

- Until Dawn

- Good Boy

Might make my way through the rest of the Screams! And maybe maybe maybe I might revisit The Boy and get around the The Boy 2. I've been really enjoying watching these, even though some of them haven't quite been my style. I'm considering writing out my thoughts on the ones I've watched so far! Maybe after all these I'll get around to the Friday the 13th series,,, I never did finish those, ehe.

[cheese-anon-real]

I'm at least starting Amityville Backrooms tonight and HOO BOY i can tell this one's gonna be a doozy already

[cheese-anon-real]

I'M TACKING THE BAD BEN MOVIES ONTO THE LIST OH MY GOD I AM HEALING

[cheese-anon-real]

Been watching horror movies lately! The list currently consists of;

- FNaF and FNaF 2

- Iron Lung

- Scream

- The Woman In The Yard

- Cryptids

- Sinners

Planning on watching;

- Amityville Backrooms

- The Monkey

- Until Dawn

- Good Boy

Might make my way through the rest of the Screams! And maybe maybe maybe I might revisit The Boy and get around the The Boy 2. I've been really enjoying watching these, even though some of them haven't quite been my style. I'm considering writing out my thoughts on the ones I've watched so far! Maybe after all these I'll get around to the Friday the 13th series,,, I never did finish those, ehe.

[cheese-anon-real]

I'm at least starting Amityville Backrooms tonight and HOO BOY i can tell this one's gonna be a doozy already

[cheese-anon-real]

Been watching horror movies lately! The list currently consists of;

- FNaF and FNaF 2

- Iron Lung

- Scream

- The Woman In The Yard

- Cryptids

- Sinners

Planning on watching;

- Amityville Backrooms

- The Monkey

- Until Dawn

- Good Boy

Might make my way through the rest of the Screams! And maybe maybe maybe I might revisit The Boy and get around the The Boy 2. I've been really enjoying watching these, even though some of them haven't quite been my style. I'm considering writing out my thoughts on the ones I've watched so far! Maybe after all these I'll get around to the Friday the 13th series,,, I never did finish those, ehe.

[cheese-anon-real]

I SAW IRON LUNG

[pizzalover8969]

CENOTAPH

I'm normal about the song, really.

One of my favorite songs on Skeleta

[cheese-anon-real]

I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW IT'D BE USED IN THE CHAPTER THEY RELEASED TODAY

[pizzalover8969]

Tonight, I am seeing Avatar: Fire and Ash. I am excited, because i'm going to the premiere, which means free stuff

[cheese-anon-real]

I hope you have fun!!!

[cheese-anon-real]

If I revisited the idea of watching and reviewing every Friday 13th movie, would anyone be interested? I'm also open to other horror franchises! I only watched one of the films before I forgot I was supposed to be doing that project. Wow it's been like a year and a half since then, huh?

[cheese-anon-real]

i started drinking decaf instead of regular coffee recently because the caffeine is bad for my heart, and the two times I've had regular since, I've noticed it makes my anxiety (especially social anxiety) significantly worse,

so when i got a coffee before fnaf 2vie and sat down with it in the theater, i briefly thought to myself "hm. maybe drinking something that makes my heart scream right before a jumpscare-filled horror movie isn't the best idea."

so i saved it until after the movie and god that was a good decision.

wish my heart didn't suck :/

[cheese-anon-real]

Doggo ^^

that is a whole doggo right there

[cheese-anon-real]

at the fnaf 2vie rn, will report in after the film

[pizzalover8969]

Eager to hear your review

[cheese-anon-real]

HOLY SHIT FNAF 2VIE

Okay, the inner child in me was screaming and ecstatic to revisit fnaf

the lore whore fueled by my autism was screaming at every non-game thing

and the adult in me was dying over the memes (and my heart condition, dear god the jumpscares were frequent and LOUD

oh and both of my siblings accidentally attacked me with snow while trying to brush off the car lmao

spoilers below!

the freddy plush with the "hor hor horhor" meme fucking GOT me

i loved the plush marionettes being given a similar function to the plush babies in the first vr game!!!

i kinda hated how they changed Charlie's character tho, she's always been the protector, dare i say guardian of the spirits, and turning her into a murderous rage-filled ghost who wants All Parents Ever to Die? not it, in my humble opinion.

I think i liked this one more than the first one in a lot of ways, especially that ending bit with the first four animatronics coming back and saving the trio! Kinda love but kinda hate that Mike Afton and Mike Schmidt are different people but they really couldn't have made them the same person, given the story they're playing out.

The actor for Mike Afton? hooooly shit dudes and dudettes and dudetheys, creepy as FUCK. loved that. kinda hoping he's already got an endoskeleton inside him bc it'd be really neat.

that bit RIGHT before the credits with Vanessa slowly creeping her way out of the house? the whole time that was happening i was thinking "oh she's gonna get puppeted, we didn't see the puppet power down and die- I KNEW IT." so that gave me a little chuckle

while i definitely liked this movie more in some ways, it could ve recency bias!!! I really liked the first. this one's definitely got mroe horror aspects to it, but the first one with it's happy lil family moments got me right in the heart. might rewatch both soon and write a proper review of em both!

also good lord those jumpscares were loud as hell. i know theaters make movies loud but good GOD my ears are sensitive and i hated that

[cheese-anon-real]

at the fnaf 2vie rn, will report in after the film

[cheese-anon-real]

Hi there cheese! Did you know there are two of Griffon now? They've even already made friends!

I did, actually! I'm very happy for them.

[cheese-anon-real]

i have been thrown into so much Marvel stuff lately it's kinda funny.

I'm enjoying myself tho, rambling through it all with a dear friend!

[cheese-anon-real]

YOU

YOU

YOU TERRORIZED ME ON MY LADY BLOG

I did?

Sorry dude I have zero memory of this

Sorry for whatever I said, genuinely

[smerrred-butterrrr-deactivated2]

I was the mod of that blog

[cheese-anon-real]

Oh no, nono, I'm talkin about a blog from like 2 years ago there. i knew the person behind it.

[smerrred-butterrrr-deactivated2]

OOOOOH ok sorry

[cheese-anon-real]

don't be, you're fine!

,,,do you happen to remember what i terrorized you with? also if it wasn't submitted by this blog, even as an ask, it wasn't me. i only anon-submit silly things to Dante and Nero lol

This is my main so I have no real reason to go anon with it, so if it was an anon signing with cheese or a cheese emoji, it wasn't me

[smerrred-butterrrr-deactivated2]

NO I MEANT TERRORIZED AS IN SHENANIGANS

You were actually the most tame tbh

[cheese-anon-real]

oh thank GOD-

I still don't remember it augh