The best sparda twin

I love pizza and i dislike vergil

[pizzalover8969]

Yo, i'm Dante. My brother is @thebestsonofsparda so go ask him about fancy stuff

And this menace to society is my nephew @thebluerose

And this is the one and only, Cheese @cheese-anon-real

Got any problems? Head over to @meetyournewclient!

These are my eternal tormenters @theladyarsenal and @bewitching-betrishing

Emo guy @romannumeralv

The best engineer in town! @lethal-artisan

This is a fucked up lookin' turkey @the-thunder-chicken

Fyi

Any nsfw blogs will be blocked(Only if you are strictly nsfw)

Fuck off terfs

[indecisive-neurodivergent]

THESE MFS FIGURED OUT HOW TO TIPPY TAPPY THEY LITTLE FUCKIN TOES??!

[pizzalover8969]

Thank you to Cheese for sending me this. This made my day

[pizzalover8969]

What is your favorite flavor of pizza?

Pepperoni, BUT. I've been really into nduja pizza lately

[pizzalover8969]

Ghovie 2 announcement,,, Ghovie 2vie,,,

I was freaking out, highlight of the year. I'm so excited! I can't wait

[lu-rata-malvada]

[freaky-krauser-glazer]

@pizzalover8969

lil' bro stole your pizza

[pizzalover8969]

I can't believe this

[pizzalover8969]

raaaaagh!!! [hands you a fresh pizza.]

Hi Dante :3c

Cheese!!!! Man i've missed ya!

[cheese-anon-fake]

I've missed you tooooooo!! How ya been, dude?

[pizzalover8969]

I've been doing better! Demon hunting isn't so chaotic anymore, I finally have a routine, phew. Enough about me, anything exciting going on with you?

[cheese-anon-real]

Been traveling! Lotta traveling. But things are uh... Smoothing out! I'm in a pretty decent place these days, but uh... Life ain't perfect. Better than I used to be, though!!

[pizzalover8969]

Well I sure am glad you're doing better!

[pizzalover8969]

raaaaagh!!! [hands you a fresh pizza.]

Hi Dante :3c

Cheese!!!! Man i've missed ya!

[cheese-anon-fake]

I've missed you tooooooo!! How ya been, dude?

[pizzalover8969]

I've been doing better! Demon hunting isn't so chaotic anymore, I finally have a routine, phew. Enough about me, anything exciting going on with you?

[pizzalover8969]

DANTE!?!?!?

Yes, it's me! Feel free to stare

[pizzalover8969]

raaaaagh!!! [hands you a fresh pizza.]

Hi Dante :3c

Cheese!!!! Man i've missed ya!

[pizzalover8969]

What is your favorite Michael Jackson song(s)? 🎵

Man, that's hard to decide. But if I had to choose, it would be human nature or scream. But I love any MJ song

[pizzalover8969]

would you consider your streak of being impaled a hobby or a "it just happens" kind of thing serious question i need this for my college project [ /j ]

A bit of both. It's not something i'm thrilled about, but hey, what can I do about it? It's not like I get impaled every day, more like twice a month

[pizzalover8969]

Dante :)

Anon :)

[pizzalover8969]

I have been in Rome for business purposes. Lots of demon activity here. I suspect this is a hotspot. Vergil said i should get some "culture" and look at art. I don't really get it, but these things are awesome

[pizzalover8969]

THE RETURN OF THE KING!!! Meowdy, Dante >:3

CHEESE! Man, january has been HECTIC. Lots of demon activity, it's insane

[pizzalover8969]

DantE

YES

[pizzalover8969]

Hi, Dante! Normally I'm kinda iffy on sending asks, but, I figured I may as well do so this time. Could I get a hug, perhaps? Things have been kinda rough lately, and it'd be nice to have one from one of the most awesome people out there. I'll settle for an emoji if need be. Speaking of, have a pizza emoji since I'm too broke to actually get you pizza:🍕 - Emi

Yeah, of course you can have a hug. The pizza emoji is more than enough, it's the thought that counts! Man, i'm sorry to hear you've had a rough time. Hopefully you'll get better soon

[pizzalover8969]

There is an eye on my nail.