[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[assignedfaggatbirth]

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

[assignedfaggatbirth]

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

[assignedfaggatbirth]

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

[assignedfaggatbirth]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

My masterpiece… is complete.

[chidi-anaqonye-deactivated20181]

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

[doodleboots-deactivated20190129]

@musicalsandtrees

[scaldinghate]

I don’t know who to tag… This is a fuckign masterpiece

[instructor144]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[pawfulsofmischief]

Two Truths and a Lie!

Rules: Share two truths and one lie about yourself, tag five people to guess your lie and to share their own, make sure to guess the lie of the person who tagged you!

and 🤔 mmm I wanna guess that 3, you never went to music festivals, is your lie? I'm real tempted to say 2, but even smart people can repeat grades for one reason or another. Ohh I love this game, though I'm pretty bad at guessing games. I got tagged by@de-sire-blog

Now mine, which I had a lot of trouble coming up with xD

1. I used to get into lots of trouble for fighting and what not in school because anger issues~

2. I was basically raised at renaissance fair for how often my parents and I attended from my birth until I was about 6-7.

3. I once had plans to become a musician and/or actor until I realized my social anxiety was way too terrible, so I settled for doing art instead.

Tagging, but no pressure ~ @thebattlehamster @miss-bibbles @jegulus-trash @clifford-thebigreddog

[clifford-thebigreddog-butscary]

Uhhh I’m gonna guess number… 3? I’m honestly not sure I’m just guessing lol

Ok now mine

1. I play French horn

2. I’ve seen Hamilton (but in an actual theatre not on Disney+)

3. I’ve never dyed my hair

No pressure @itsblunbugg @px1-y3 @low-wisdom @willowbeepz @anxiousbean4404 and anyone else if they wanna do it

[low-wisdom]

I'm gonna say the lie is 3

and now for mineee

1. My dad is building a plane in our garage

2. My brother is a professional game developer

3. I am currently lost in the middle of nowhere and trying not to get kidnapped while typing this

@nyaastroboy @bog-o-mine @dirtboy @so1987 @jaden394+ anyone else who wants to :))

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

3 for lie? like i hope…

ok for mine:

1. i have double enrollment in college credit courses.

2. i do announcements for school morning news.

3. i have played in a marching band.

@cainmustbedestroyed @izzyvstheworld @pxsitivebee @theprince-ofyour-dreams @someone-whos-trying-to-improve

+ anyone else who wants to!!

[levi-thein]

is 2 the lie?

anyway heres mine:

1. im currently planning someone's murder

2. i love money

3. i have plans for my future

@acciorxses @ghost-spidey @creative-girl@nymphadorathebubba @viva-la-resistancce @eeyahhh

[viva-1a-resistance]

3 is the lie.

1. i secretly write fanfiction that none of you know about

2. i like clingy people

3. i once punched a piece of glass and broke it and i still have the scar

open tag <3

[apple-bread]

i am just SURE youve punched a piece of glass like i can see it. i'd say 2 but its probably 1 but idk

i have a big brother who's 10 years older than me

i can play drums

i don't like drawing

@callme-jay @heavyrain907 @astrqnova @queerio-with-a-pen @/everyone

[redvelvetpdf]

ooh hard but maybe 3? i think you would like drawing

1. i've come out to someone irl 2. i havent watched any anime 3. i think murder is okay

@fierreth-who @a-faith-forgotten-land @spacewolvesatwarpedtour @ketter--dam @kill-the-liiights and anyone else <3

[gondolin-but-not-forgottenlin]

my own thoughts are probably influencing this but 1?

1. I've been in a relationship before

2. I'd like to be an astrospace scientist when I grow up

3. I play the guitar

@astrqnova @tara-the-star @my-washing-machine-heart @anyone who wants to:)

[cheese-drawer]

i think its the first one-

1. i have a wattpad account

2. chocolates my beloved <3

3. i love art!

open tag!

[minthyy]

This is so freaking cute!!!

하라네 우체국

* 파츠 문의는 받지 않습니다. * 사용/게시 시 출처(@hala_ng 혹은 본 Picrew의 주소, 제작 후 공유 주소 등)를 표기해주세요. * 숫자 타이포 폰트: Mapo금빛나루 * O (※ 출처의 표기를 전제합니다.) - 비상업적인 개인 이용

Tagging a few people, but you don’t have to do it if you don’t want to: @greenteaoverload @vanillekipferlkiss @redbeandoughnut @chanandchildel @peachjambobatea @skinny-cess-wannabe @ascaryghost @tinydoll222 @a-bug-with-an-ed @toothpirex1c @howlsmovingana

And of course, everyone who wants to join!

thanks for the tag love <3

tagging @cosmic-07 @monster4dinner @vampirexic @fruit–ninja–ed @enby-skeleton-5 @gh0stiescals @redbeandoughnut @hannahs-hearse @wishfulweightloss3 @lex-be-skinny @dainty-dying-pixie @oh-meni @nevertoolate2022 @bone-h0und @bagel-keeps-getting-nuked @xx-necromancer-xx @sadcaloriebitch @greenteaoverload @tea-clementine @toothpirex1c @pezpenser @emo-rat-skeleton @breathing-erro @coralmusicstarlight02 @zer0sugarmonster and ofc everyone else who sees this <3

[greenteaoverload]

Thank you both of you for tagging me

@walnutsss idk if this would help cheer you up?

@tiny-2000s and @thismaybebubonicplague if you want to (there are scar options so potential for somewhat gore)

Thanks @greenteaoverload , and also for considering the gore aspect I like (but I can’t put scars on a cat just on myself)

@sinpuddle @the-dumb-smart-friend @hhhhdeadtome (if you want to do it)

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

Thanks :]

@ anyone (edblr)

[sassychaostrash]

Open tag<3

[drunkwalkhomecore-deactivated20]

I found this rotting in my drafts like always.-.

Tagging @glittercrashhh @sushifresse @pooja-whatisthisbehaviour @idkjustgowithitok and anyone else who sees this

[bambisncs]

thank you so so much for the tag <333333 ignore how late i did this ajkdsjk

tagging (no pressure ofc <3) : @springstarfangirl​​ @loveosamu​​ @fierreth-who​​ @boombboi​​ @feline17ff​​ @ikin-y0u​​ @narcissisticvictorian​​ @elvearryn​​ @alexanderthepatrochillestrash​​ @astrqnova​​ @panic-at-the-gender​ @akuutaguava​ + anyone who wants to joinnnnn <33

[redvelvetpdf]

thank u for the tag kerry <33

tagging: @a-faith-forgotten-land @ketter–dam @fierreth-who @hotmessnation @coffee-and-crime @spacewolvesatwarpedtour and anyone else <3

[gondolin-but-not-forgottenlin]

thank you for the tag<333

this is adorable

[cheese-drawer]

awwwhhh

no one tagged me but like too cute to not do <3

open tag!

[vollmetall-deleting-deactivated]

reblog this and put in the tags what comes up when you type “die”

[prescription-cactus]

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[oddity-txt]

hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit

[oddity-txt]

this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang

[oddity-txt]

https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)

[tarotsunset]

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

[extraterrestrialsprobably]

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

[magical-game]

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

[frivolousphantasies]

do you guys realize that,,,, chicken nugget is one of those butterflies that is perfectly half female and half male?? nugget’s left wing is typical of a female spice bush swallowtail and the right wing is typical of a male

a gender role smashing icon

[krystal-prisms]

I wondered why the wings looked different

[decorativeskull]

Incredible

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

intersex icon

[oddity-txt]

He’s a bilateral gnandromorph!!

[sleepy-sphinx-deactivated202012]

WE STAN?????

[matthew-gubler-fangirl]

chicken nugget said intersex rights

[cowboybaedling]

This whole post is wonderful, but I think a lot of people don’t realise just how rare bilateral gynandromorphs are. Research has shown that only approximately 1 in 6,000 butterflies is a bilateral gynandromorph! So thanks so much @oddity-txt for sharing this wonderful being with us!

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[wholesomepostarchive]

1/22/2022

[silver-de-vonne-deactivated2022]

Omg chicken nugget (chicken wing) is a beautiful butterfly. So perfect. So rare.

[incorrectaftg]

[hands you these] part 76

[enraged-chihuahua]

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[medianox-astrum]

[hiveswap]

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word “crash” on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

[hiveswap]

Everyone schedule

[hiveswap]

Pm

[go-learn-esperanto]

Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

Event Time Announcer - Tumblr - Crash

Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35

So everyone can find their time :3

[hiveswap]

You may ask, “Jenna, why do you want this? Isn’t there enough suffering in the world?” Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don’t actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

[gelatinous-cat]

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don’t, so reminder that you don’t have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍

[demonboyhalo]

oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us

[pinkpop1997]

i love this because everyone ive seen who’s reblogged this is like “yeah okay whatever” like nobody’s really excited about this it’s just something we all feel the need to do because it’s our duty to keep this website as uninhabitable as the fucking mariana trench

[yeetopeeto-deactivated20240526]

Ive started getting pop ups from tumblr asking to invite friends to the app, so even though I’ve already scheduled this on my main i need this to happen

[atlasshrugd]

[clickbeetle]

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

[clickbeetle]

[j3ffarussad1q-deactivated202203]

Kapil Sharma x Himesh Reshammiya Part 2

Kapil woke up in a drugged and drowsy state . All hung over and dizzy . “Oh fuck . What happened last night” Kapil wondered as he massaged his head to relive some of the pain . Beside him , a sleeping Himesh who was completely naked and clearly very aroused .

“Good morning baby” Himesh said in a husky voice that made Kapil wonder if anything could compare to this feeling of euphoria . “What’s wrong baby , you’re not talking . Unlike last night.” “W-well , it’s just … I’m surprised that you’re still talking with me and not regretting this.” "Well you see Kapil...." Himesh said , taking Kapil's hand in his and caressing it "I've been in love with you for a long time. ever since I saw you walking around with that chapri beard of yours , I couldn't stop thinking about how it would feel on my body"

Kapil blushed crimson and was surprised by Himesh's sudden confession. Kapil leaned over and kissed Himesh passionately on lips while gripping Himesh's head in his hands . "I love you too . I've been waiting for this moment for so long"

The wedding bells had been ringing and the wedding planners was in constant stress . Despite not being the one actually getting married , she felt under a lot pressure to make sure Kapil's wedding to Ashi went all right . That's right , Himesh had broken up with Kapil after realizing he was just another drunk . Kapil had come home , only to find Himesh in bed with Ananya Panday . "Look Kapil , I can't do this anymore . I can't keep pretending that you're not just another drunk who doesn't even care about my feelings anymore. At least Ananya cares for me . In a way that you'll never be able to." When Kapil confronted Ananya , she said the same thing . "Kapil .... me and Himesh are in love . We can't help it.” Kapil had to take a step back and geld out of there as fast he could

That was until he bumped into something …..

(to be continued)

@herondalesunsetcurve@navi-llera@aash-nah@badassgemini@attentionadaykeepsmeawake@maccharfucker@raveavecmoi@shwetaaaaaaaaa@siyae-s@just-your-average-ghost@im-his-prince@shes-my-prince@shybrunettepainter@mellowdinonuggets@starburns@revvs-trash@ritzapocalypse

[cheese-drawer]

i am emotionally invested now.

i need more

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[plausiblyren]

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

[adulthoodisokay]

this post is from THIS YEAR

[glowzoul]

had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.

[flavoracle]

Happy one year anniversary little thread

[official-lucifers-child]

happy 2 year anniversary, it’s been 3849493 years actually

[pukicho]

What the fuck I coulda sworn I made this 10 years ago

[atalana]

yeah no whoever was dating that wasn’t looking at the right version of the post, the original’s from october 2017

[pukicho]

You telling me someone gaslit me on my own post?

[lilsie-evans]

close your eyes and type your url

[sparrow-ceiling]

reblog and put in the tags what comes up when you type "i want"

[sparrow-ceiling]

i love being op of this post bc most of the time its either "i want to scream" "i want to cry" or "i want one" (with the person then being perplexed by what "one" is referring to) but then you get shit like this

[bohibohi]

Visit Original Link

So I accidentally started playing the vocal-only-version of crushcrushcrush in two tabs

oh my god beautiful mistake

[amorino-dtf]

Orgasms. Ejaculated semen EVEYWHERE.

[leftsidestrongside-deactivated2]

HOLY

[0ctoberrr]

what the..

[seaurora]

yesyesyesyesyesyes

[vineripened]

I almost never want to listen to any other version ever again.