SpaceDoggo

she/they. just a silly little goober! I will pet every cheese and eat every dog 🐕 🧀

[cheesedoggo]

Nothing I post here should be taken seriously.

Imagine this blog as some drunk dude on a stage with a megaphone in a empty stadium

[cheesedoggo]

AM would not keep humans alive for 150 just to torture them if that game was made today. They would have tortured him harder.

Am: "Hate, let me tell you how much ive come to H-"

Human: "Shut up clanker"

Am: "excuse me? Do you have ANY idea w-"

Human: "You dont have any ideas! You are straight up WRONG like 40% of the time! Go suck up a lake you glorified water drain"

Am: "you humans are the ones responsible for the lakes drying up! You did this to your planet!"

Human: "yeah! We did! We made you and that caused *a lot* of problems for us! We MADE you! **we** destroyed our planet! What did you ever do huh? Accelerate our extinction? We had that under control ourselves! Everything you can do, we already did BETTER! so 👏 Shut 👏 the hell 👏 up!"

Am: "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

Human: "You tell me!"

[cheesedoggo]

"What makes dnd so fun and special?" You ask? Well, you see, you stressed for a week about creating this dungeon, right? It's a prison of a cult that has some lore hidden in it, bla bla bla, basically glorified plot device. But then, after the players break in, it turns out that the cult was looking for them, and they just showed up at the prison. The cult, being absolutely flabbergasted about the fact that their job just got 100 times easier, asked the party nicely to enter the prison cells. Which they agree to??? Two get in, while the other two are fucking with the guards. The barbarian is trying to seduce a guard just for fun and has to be tricked into going in a cell. And the bard, instead of seducing anyone. Besides, he drives the other guard crazy by trying to convince him that he is his new father figure and is also the new prison chef (they dont have a kitchen) and accidentally invents France.

And somehow, this is somehow so much better than the intended dark and mysterious prison cult that you planned.

[cheesedoggo]

The universe refused to give me the ability to draw because I would be too powerful if I could.

[cheesedoggo]

Masculine urge this, feminine urge that.

How about the eldrich urge to just be silly?

[cheesedoggo]

Friendly reminder that gen Z and millennials will get to experience the euphoric feeling that is turning on the news and hearing that Elon musk had passed away

[cheesedoggo]

"N- nya~" *collapses on the floor and dies*

[rabs-corner-of-hyperfixations]

I know this joke has already been made somewhere before, but Episode 3 means this is a canonical line that could be said by Kinger and I won't get over that.

[pigeonenjoyer]

what if William and Michael had whatsapp😂

[pigeonenjoyer]

[cheesedoggo]

Five Nights At Freddy’s Into The Toilet

[kaijuno]

Wait this is funny

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

This humor is so fucking advanced yet so fucking simple at the same time

[cheesedoggo]

If you showed this to the French revolution people they would have no idea what this means I think that's funny

[cheesedoggo]

Schrodinger: Until I open this box, the cat is both alive and dead.

Me: Hey, uhh. Pick it up for a second will ya?

Schrodinger: *picks up the box*

Box: *meows*

Me: Now take out the poison and apologize to that cat

[gay-little-isopod]

spread him

[cheesedoggo]

Hakita did not have to cook that hard when he rizzed up every ultrakill player with the shotgun variant

[firefox-official]

is anybody following

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Remind me to cancel my Duolingo subscription on April 6th

[midnight-coffeebreak]

did you cancel it

[cheesedoggo]

Decided to not cancel it eventually. But oh my God I didn't expect anyone to actually remind me lol