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[alcoholicpilot]

save that butch!

[infectiouspiss]

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

[spookyboogie3]

[sandmandaddy69]

[woefully-undercaffeinated]

This does not even begin to cover the weirdness of cathode ray televisions.

They are literally particle accelerators that you point at your face.

And for eighty years, Americans' favorite thing to do was turn them on and stare at them for hours.

If you overcharge them, they emit gamma radiation.

Servicing them is like disarming a bomb -- their capacitors are enormous and are usually charged to hundreds or thousands of volts, and most of them have no bleed system that drains that charge, meaning that they can still be dangerous months or years after the last time they were powered up. A discharge can not only electrocute you, it can cause tools to melt or explode.

A black-and-white cathode ray TV driven by an unmodulated analog signal is theoretically capable of resolution that would require a microscope to perceive.

[jesuisloupseul]

Old school CRT monitors had the same issues.

Back when, I worked at a small whitebox pc manufacturer. One day, a service tech brought back an older, gigantic (30 inch or so) AutoCAD monitor from a service call. The customer said "Made me feel nauseous"

So, we put it on the bench and fired it up. You immediately felt the hair on your body stand up, and my co worker put his hand up close to turn the power off, and his hand and forearm started spasming - I yanked the power cord from the wall as the tingle I was feeling began to feel hot.

No idea what was wrong with the thing, but it was kicking out some serious electro magnetic radiation.

[funnelcloudd]

Remembering the almost imperceptible high pitched buzzing that let you know the tv was still on even when nothing was on the screen. Also putting your forearm near the screen and watching the hairs stand up

[silvysartfulness]

The little crackle if you touched the screen to wipe it...

[effeminate-wastrel-deactivated2]

Omg no one's even talking about the smell of the screen

[horrorobsessor]

This is both horrifying to read and nostalgic

[cipher-of-the-round-table]

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

[cyberpriestess]

including the weird weird trannies

is your blog a safe space for freaks, deviants, cringe failgirls, transfems you find personally annoying, transfems who are Loud and Opinionated, is it safe for all of us ?

[coobk-blog-deactivated20260103]

i updated it due to current happenings

edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!

[style-and-kyman]

JOHN DORY BEAT SANS IN THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN POLL ON TWITTER

I REPEAT - JOHN DORY BEAT SANS IN THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN POLL ON TWITTER

trolls fans, we are SO winning

[kwekstra]

Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:

• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.

• Baby Gronk was mentioned.

• We discussed the Rizzler.

• “Cunty” was nominated.

• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.

• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”

• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.

• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”

[kwekstra]

When technical issues occurred while voting on “kenaissance”, everyone had to reassure the speaker, Ben Zimmer, that he was “benough”

[kwekstra]

In a stunning upset, the last-minute nomination “(derogatory)” DEFEATS “cunty” as the most useful/most likely to succeed word of 2023.

[kwekstra]

Someone renominates “babygirl” for word of the year, saying that they have spent the past year trying to figure out if people are “little meow meows, blorbos, or babygirls”. This is in front of a room of hundreds of people.

[kwekstra]

ENSHITTIFICATION WINS WORD OF THE YEAR 2023

[dkpsyhog]

While verifying this was true (it is) I discovered that there is a wikipedia article on enshittification

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Even though this means I'm going to end up with a poop emoji on my headstone, I'm ok with it.

[kwekstra]

UM.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW

@mostlysignssomeportents IS THE PERSON WHO COINED THE TERM "ENSHITTIFICATION"

[neil-gaiman]

And we are so proud of our babygirl.

[amoebasapph]

it's the last day you can rb this

[rylandsgrace]

Who made this.

[lots-of-polls]

Where has the Ao3 DDOS attack sent you?

Fanfiction.net

Wattpad

I'm reading on Tumblr now

I'm reading comics now

I'm reading actual books now

I'm being productive

Other

Voting ended onJul 12, 2023

[phoebusbridgers]

[l-a-l-o-u]

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

[lockoutkey]

y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too

Get some help bbgs

[minecraftphantomsmybeloved]

In my weak defense I’m in a lot of smaller or old fandoms and you take what you get. Also i don’t usually use the exclude option and i love when the crack is treated seriously.

[marinella-ela]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

David and Goliath

[pips-squeak]

what movie did you have on loop as a kid

ponyo (this is for me)

the lion king

aladdin

cars

a movie that was definitely too mature for you

star wars

any superhero movie

matilda

an old disney princess movie (snow white, cinderella, etc

something else (say in tags)

Voting ended onMar 4, 2023

[superdogbiter]

Have you ever been bitten by an animal?

Yes and it was my fault

Yes and it was the animals fault

No but i know somone who was bit

No

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

If you said yes to the first 3 please explain in the tags what animal it was and what was the damage