Here are a few of my favorite things @chefhill420 - Tumblr Blog

allineedisxoxo

“I wonder if you ever talk about missing me to anyone.”

— (via deandrepage)

sweetgeekness

😉 Reblog For My Nude SC 💜

just-shower-thoughts

If Germany is the Fatherland and Russia is the Motherland, the last century of European history can be seen as one big custody battle.

soffroeppuremivienedaridere

ladybjackson-deactivated2018082

How

sica-ti

oh god

mordecai-put-your-phone-away

Do not let Tumblr make you think:

That doing drugs makes you cool.

That being rude to your parents is okay

That being straight means you aren’t a person

That being controversial all the time is cool and will get you friends

That being blatantly rude to people to get your point across is okay

That being white makes you by default evil

That having a mental illness is cool

That cutting yourself is okay

That being a male means you are a rapist

That all men are evil, misogynistic monsters

That misandry is okay

That doxxing people’s personal information is okay if they said something you don’t like

That tumblr should be your vital source for controversial issues

That school doesn’t matter

That being narcissistic is cute

That making a minor mistake on a post will make the world hate you

That the world is a horrible place

Random Zodiac Facts

Aries: Aries signs can actually be sweethearts deep down under their intense and intimidating demeanor.

Taurus: Taurus signs often fear that their lover does not love them as much as they do.

Gemini: Gemini is the most difficult Zodiac Sign to understand.

Cancer: A Cancer's heart is as deep as the ocean.

Leo: Leo's are actually very sensitive they just conceal it well.

Virgo: Virgo signs often fear that they are not good enough for someone or something.

Libra: If you get on a Libra's shit list you will see a spiteful side to them.

Scorpio: Playing with a Scorpio's emotions is like inviting Satan to dinner... and you are the main course.

Sagittarius: Sagittarius signs are generous. They will spoil the ones that they love.

Capricorn: Capricorn signs are deep and private with their thoughts.

Aquarius: Aquarius signs are quiet thinkers, you would be surprised at how many different things they think about on a daily basis.

Pisces: Pisces signs can appear stuck up, but only to people who don't know them.

jxhn-mulaney

*cracks neck* my time has come

breelandwalker

Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.

Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.

Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.

Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.

Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.

NOW THE FUN BEGINS.

You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.

Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)

Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.

Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.

And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations.