VOICE LIKE A RIOT.

(Independent RP blog for post-game! Karkat Vantas. Multi-muse, OC, and multi-fandom friendly.)

[buuckybaarnes]

i am so small and bitter im like a human espresso

[oeste-archived]

a vampire and a piece of gum argue a lot

[coolizaya-blog]

please do this on anon

[ningmeng-gou]

please do this in my inbox and I will try to guess it.

[becoming-athena-deactivated2015]

Ask me anything!

[unclefather]

Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr

[itsaliceaubrey-deactivated20161]

iT’S BEEN THREE HOURS

[ask-futurekat]

NO, I’M IN YOUR UNIVERSE. MY TIMELINE JUST WENT DIFFERENTLY. A LOT DIFFERENTLY. FOR INSTANCE, I’M NOT A FAILURE. [8B

[cheliform-gallantry]

YOU SHOULD REALLY DO YOUR RESEARCH, BECAUSE I LED MY TEAM TO VICTORY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. AND WE'RE ALL ALIVE, TOO. EXCEPT FOR KANKRI AND HIS TEAMMATES, BUT WE STILL HAVE ACCESS TO THE DREAM BUBBLES. DON'T ASSUME EVERY FUCKING 'KAT YOU MEET IS A FAILURE, BECAUSE I DON'T THINK I'D BE ON THIS REPLICA OF EARTH HAD I NOT WON AND BESTED ALL MY OTHER ALTERNATES.

[ask-futurekat]

…

SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW I WAS EVER ONCE YOU.

[cheliform-gallantry]

EVEN IF YOU'RE TECHNICALLY MY FUTURE SELF, YOU'RE MORE THAN LIKELY NOT FROM MY UNIVERSE, BECAUSE I'M SURE FUTURE ME WOULD BE AT HIS DAMN JOB LIKE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE. AND FUTURE ME WOULDN'T HAVE STARTED OFF WITH SHITTY EMOTICONS, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN SCREECHING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP OR SOMETHING FROM THE START.

[ask-futurekat]

  DON’T DISS STRIDER. |8B

I AM A VERY ALTERNATE YOU, MISTER VANTAS.

[cheliform-gallantry]

DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE STICKING UP FOR HIM.

I KNOW THAT.

[ask-futurekat]

  I DON’T TAKE VERY WELL TO CONVERSING WITH MY ALTERNATES. I KNOW… HMM… SEVEN ALTERNATES NOW? EIGHT, COUNTING YOU. I’D LIKE TO TAKE A BREAK FROM ALL THAT SCREECHING, CAPS-LOCK TEXT, IF YOU DON’T MIND.

[cheliform-gallantry]

TO BE HONEST, I HATE TALKING TO ANY AND EVERYONE, BUT THIS IS BETTER THAN LISTENING TO STRIDER'S NEVER ENDING RAIN OF BULLSHIT. LOOK AT THIS, HIS USELESS IRONY AND HUMAN GENITALIA METAPHORS ARE POURING FROM THE SKY. IT'S A FLASH FLOOD, EVERYONE ABANDON THE CITY. GET YOUR SHITWAFFLING ASSES OUT OF HERE. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DROWN IN TERRIBLE RAPS AND EMOTIONLESSNESS.

WHAT. 

OH RIGHT. DON'T YOU THINK I'M SICK OF SARCASTIC FECES-DEVOURING CAPS-LOCK USING FOOLS? AND YET, I'M TALKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW. SUCH A DAMN PARADOX, ISN'T IT?

[ask-futurekat]

ALRIGHT. (8B

[cheliform-gallantry]

EVEN SO, YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON INSANE ENOUGH TO EVEN GLANCE AT MY SHITTY POSTS, SO IF YOU THINK THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER YOU BETTER DO SOME ATHLETIC MOTHERFUCKING PIROUETTES BACK TO THIS POST AND REPLY, BECAUSE I REFUSE TO BLOG ANGRILY TO MYSELF WHILE I WAIT FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN.

[cheliform-gallantry]

You know the drill.

I make this post everytime I make a blog, but fuck it's useful. 

So reblog if you're Homestuck-friendly, post Homestuck, or RP it, please!

[ask-futurekat]

HELLO, KARKAT!

[cheliform-gallantry]

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.

[ask-futurekat]

C8B

[cheliform-gallantry]

ARGH!!

[ask-futurekat]

c8B

[cheliform-gallantry]

AJSKJZKMXM <SL;

[ask-futurekat]

[8B

[cheliform-gallantry]

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE MANAGED TO EARN A SPOT ON THE 'UNEDUCATED, HORNFONDLING CITY KIDS WHO OBVIOUSLY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH WIT ABOUT THEM TO TIE THEIR SHOES LET ALONE STRIKE UP AN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION' LIST. I'LL THROW THE PARTY NEXT WEEK.

[ask-futurekat]

(8B

[cheliform-gallantry]

PISS OFF.

[thebossbaby-official]

The new photoset sizes.

Because of the increased width as well as the smaller padding, when you try to place 3 images next to each other they would have to be 177.3 pixels wide each, which is impossible hence the 1 pixel gap on the right hand side.

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